"Because they're lawyers, not demons. / Fine line, if you ask me."

"Well, I'm no Jonathan, but I think I'll be okay."

https://www.instagram.com/hercules.303

"I don't know your birthday"

"Five by Five"

"I use... Chocolate. That's why they're brown."

"I cannot be programmed. I am a man."

"These things were definitely cooked up by a bored warlock"

"Everybody is getting spanked but me."

"I'm here to fight you, Sir. To the Death. Preferably yours."

"Ah bugger, I'd thought you'd gone."