"Five by Five"

"I use... Chocolate. That's why they're brown."

"I cannot be programmed. I am a man."

"These things were definitely cooked up by a bored warlock"

"Everybody is getting spanked but me."

"I'm here to fight you, Sir. To the Death. Preferably yours."

"Ah bugger, I'd thought you'd gone."

"You stake him, and I'll cut his head off."

"I'm back, and I'm a bloody animal!"