Gyno Appointment Overdue

Lucy and Sydney delve into the world of Fantasy Football, which Sydney posits isn’t so different from Dungeons and Dragons. Plus they discuss the Mariners first playoff appearance in 21 years!

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Whew! This is a long one people - but Lucy and Sydney had some catching up to do! Listen as Lucy recounts the drama and trauma of King James' recent visit to Seattle. Plus her ensuing twitter beef with NBA All-Star Jamal Crawford. It's a wild ride!

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Lucy and Sydney are back and revisiting the best reality show of the 2000s: Dance Moms! Join as they analyze the psychology of eccentric coaches who like to teach via bullying. Along the way you'll learn about their Olympic aspirations, what animal Sydney looks the most like, and how bad both Lucy and Sydney are at speaking French. 

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In today’s slap-happy episode, Lucy and Sydney return to examine the Oscar's, the NCAA tournament, and why all the Bachelor contestants should date each other. Plus they open up about their recent break-up and why them and Russel AREN'T staying friends. 

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Lucy and Sydney take a look at the ever important, final shot in a basketball game and try to determine what kind of player should take it. Without definitive answers they turn to astrology to explore if being “clutch” is written in the stars. 

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Lucy and Sydney are back with their most bitter episode yet! Listen as they commiserate on lack of playing time and wonder if they were the problem all along. This episode features dramatic re-enactments and outlandish fan questions. Perfect listening material for anyone who finds themselves trying to ESCAPE THE BENCH!

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Lucy and Sydney are finally back in the New Year with a whole new vibe! Today they discuss Antonio Brown, who dramatically stripped and exited the field during his pro football game. His antics and dating life make Lucy and Sydney speculate on motives, money, and if your doctor knows every sex position. Your Gyno Appointment has been Overdue far too long, we’re back!

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Despite overall vaccination rates being high across America’s favorite professional sports leagues, a few outspoken voices of dissent remain. This includes Aaron Rogers, who failed to tell the press that when he stated, “I’ve been immunized,” he actually meant he had drank a funny tea that a homeopathic doctor told him about, and proceeded to act as though he was vaccinated. Lucy and Sydney discuss Rogers and other pro-sports personalities who have refused the COVID vaccine. 

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Today Lucy and Sydney review some extremely awkward post-game interviews and try to parse out who’s to blame for these uncomfortable confrontations. Sure, players are on edge after a loss but, come on, you mean to tell us NONE of these interviewers are trolling?

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Jon Gruden was recently exposed following a series of leaked emails demonstrating his racist, homophobic, misogynistic beliefs. Lucy and Sydney discuss the legendary coach’s history and if this is actually as shocking a discovery as it’s being portrayed.  

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Article:

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2021/oct/14/jon-gruden-was-hostile-to-black-people-for-years-before-his-emails-came-out