Hanna, Bernie and Kristen talk about what holidays they would be royalty of, Cardi B's vodka whipped cream and the different eras of Mariah Carey. They also discuss Hanna's new antidepressants, the erection of the clit, and Mariah Carey's talent rider. 

Fuck, marry, kill Josh Groban, Mariah Carey, and Michael Buble? Find out this week on Ha Ha Land. 

Kristen, Bernie and Hanna chat Heidi's Halloween bash, the truth about ghosts, and their personal lingerie lines. Bernie pitches his new line of gender neutral leotards called "Tards!" The gang also dishes about past jobs that they weren't qualified for. What do you call a bunch of lesbians locked in a room? Find out this week on Ha Ha Land. 

Kristen, Bernie and Hanna talk about Bernie's new ear cuff, Bad Bunny's net worth, and their WWE names. The gang also dish about their favorite Soundcloud rappers, Bad Bunny's sexuality, and old posts that will inevitably ruin each of them. Are Bad Bunny and Kendall Jenner in love? Find out this week on Ha Ha Land. 

This week, Bernie, Kristen and Hanna try to trace the source of Bernie's UTI. The gang also discusses Taylor Swift's new relationship, her real sexuality, and Swiftnesea. Kristen then pitches a game to further prove Taylor's love for the punani. Is Taylor Swift a 5?  Find out this week on Ha Ha Land. 

Bernie, Hanna and Kristen are back and get blocked by the most powerful man in H-town, Ryan Murphy. They discuss Kim K's performance in the new American Horror Story, Lea Michele's reading level, and Ryan Murphy's fascination with mean women. The gang then almost pitches their American Horror Story season with brilliant ideas such as "Midnight Climax",  "Department Store", and "Airport". How do you make a show about blow jobs boring? Find out this week on Ha Ha Land. 

Bernie, Hanna and Kristen talk about purity rings and that one time Hanna lost her virginity to a corn dog. Sans Jo Bros, the aspiring multi-hyphenates discuss Kevin's unexpected glow up, Frankie's unappreciated talents, and Nick's undeniable queerbaiting. Find out everyone's high school superlative this week on Ha Ha Land. 

Kristen, Hanna and Bernie discuss Kristen's lost dykey keychain, coffee enemas and a Goop retreat from hell. The gang debates  Gwyneth's joker story of telling people to eat 200 calories. Kristen, Bernie and Hanna also talk talk about Gwyneth's musical career aka appearing on Glee and their vagina/ bussy candles.  Are celebrity names getting too crazy? Find out this week on Ha Ha Land. 

Bernie, Hanna, and Kristen discuss Drew's sexy stalker, Chad Michael Busto, and stalking in general. The gang also dishes about COVID v Gonorrhea, sending photos to strangers, and straight girls' bisexuality. What is Drew Barrymore's happy cocktail? Find out this weekend on Ha Ha Land. 

Hanna takes a 20-year-old trauma dump on Kristen and Bernie in honor of their almost guest, Selena Gomez. The gang also debates Selena's best song, if Selena ever did lines with Barney, and what qualifies as too many Instagram followers. After Selena bails, Bernie, Kristen and Hanna get sidetracked with Doja Cat conspiracy theories. What makes Selena so alluring? Find out this week on Ha Ha Land.