Hack the Net

This episode is on the house, so you can listen to us talk about Freebies gratis. We argue that all music is bad, try to accept that lies are the truth now, and reveal the secrets of Oreos. We get really horny about Goofy movie, gifts from God, and Surge bucket hats.

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We're blessed this week to be bringing you Saints - unfortunately the sports team, not the semi-divine Catholic icons. We get deep into the mythology of the Mario universe, encourage wasting of food, and feel bad for teen moms. If you have ever thought that Waluigi might be Jesus, that celery is a magic ingredient, or that Superman probably fucked Doomsday, this is the episode for you!

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​Watch out for this episode - it's all about Snakes! We talk about our menstrual cycles, factual inaccuracies in action movies, and start our own religion. We pitch our script for the next Wolverine movie, determine the worst part of being a man, and convince ourselves that snake owners are legitimate sociopaths.

Please rate, review, and subscribe to our podcast and follow us on Twitter @SeeingReddit or e-mail us at [email protected]! Tell your friends if you enjoy the show – we’re always happy to offend new listeners! Our theme song is “Reddit” by Podington Bear, you can find it at freemusicarchive.org. Thanks for coming and keep your pockets on Shrek!

In this very nice episode, we completely fail to make innuendos while talking about Fasting. We talk about artificial butter flavor, hidden animal dicks, and buying Jeff video games. We dive deep into Mad Max, Bizarro Clark Kent, and Breatharian mystics and come to the conclusion that we hate all internet communities, which is a shame given the premise of our show.

Please rate, review, and subscribe to our podcast and follow us on Twitter @SeeingReddit or e-mail us at [email protected]! Tell your friends if you enjoy the show – we’re always happy to offend new listeners! Our theme song is “Reddit” by Podington Bear, you can find it at freemusicarchive.org. Thanks for coming and keep your pockets on Shrek!

Wacky antics abound this week on Seeing Red(dit) as we discuss News Bloopers. We delve into E3 revelations and our feelings about characters in video games (they are bad) and stories in video games (they are good?) before settling into a truly pointless discussion of our collective hatred of the movie Looper. We talk about why old people are so confused by young people, attempt to explain the relationship between class and wealth by asking everyone in the world to give us a dollar, and edit out some accidentally tasteless material.

Please rate, review, and subscribe to our podcast and follow us on Twitter @SeeingReddit or e-mail us at [email protected]! Tell your friends if you enjoy the show – we’re always happy to offend new listeners! Our theme song is “Reddit” by Podington Bear, you can find it at freemusicarchive.org. Thanks for coming and keep your pockets on Shrek!

Things are gonna get adorable this week on Seeing Red(dit) as the gang talks about Bento! We talk about movie trailers, gifts from strangers, and getting ripped off by the man. We discuss what makes food appetizing and what yucks us out (spoilers: we disagree) before coming together over the belief that Lunchables are the pits.

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Get the buzz this week on Seeing Red(dit) as we talk about Beekeeping! We talk about the role of cake in expanding media empires, how much Aquaman sucks, and obscure D&D spells. We invent the character of Tabaxi, the cat that teaches kids to smoke, and fantasize about eating things that aren't food.

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This week's subreddit really gets our goat - it's Goats! We talk about patriotic purchasing and barbecues, the lies told to us by pop music, and why goats are the perfect agents for the devil! You'll learn many reasons why Matt and Jeff aren't real men, and Louisa will give you helpful legal advice about dealing with Satan.

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We're gearing up for summer this week by talking about Festivals - specifically music festivals! We talk about James Bond without sensitivity for Roger Moore's impending death, dive deep into our pasts with shitty music festivals, and Matt is informed that he got the villain edit throughout the whole podcast's back catalog (mainly because he's the worst)!

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This week we get inked on Tattoos! We discuss the nature of art and artists (that they are bad), defending yourself from vampires of all races and religions, and the San Francisco treat - rice in a cone. We debate the merits of tattoos from the pretty good (Little Red Riding Hood) to the extremely bad (Minions) and come to no conclusions.

Please rate, review, and subscribe to our podcast and follow us on Twitter @SeeingReddit or e-mail us at [email protected]! Tell your friends if you enjoy the show – we’re always happy to offend new listeners! Our theme song is “Reddit” by Podington Bear, you can find it at freemusicarchive.org. Thanks for coming and keep your pockets on Shrek!