HaHa Kill Me

In this episode:

Dog Vets, and Cat AIDS

Justin goes to (night?) court, and it gives him and his kids just a lil baby anxiety. And Sal learns the enemy of his enemy, is his aunt.

Squand was a thing, and GAK has an easy recipe to replicate (elmers, water, borax, food coloring), and Nickelodeon's resident weirdo...

Peppered in some Don't Worry Darling Gossip, and dished on King Charles' gross sausage fingers. Also, what in the Last of Us, are mushroom nails?

Sal drops his local greasy spoon of choice, and Justin absolutely fucks up a ghost. 

Googling around idiots, and the court supports my cohort!

Heya friends, and long time listeners, if you've been following Justin's post-family saga, you may appreciate where Justin's head is at by the end of the episode. Felt good listening to the edit, because I was worried for the kids, and also that I was pushing my buddy too hard.

...but don't worry about a too-heavy episode, because we of course go tangential, and end up talking about nerdy stuff.

Thank you for listening, and be well!

Congratulations to Christian and Abby Juan on their nuptuals!

Medical books, & high arched feet, Biden Back to School Bucks, and Louis See. Cock.

Restaurant Spanish

It's fore sure weekly still :D

Good New! We're just a dude sometimes, you know? Also, Sal had some covid, so we ate through our pre-recorded episodes, pretend this one came out Monday, and we're koshe. We go into why some free-thinkers are loud dummies, and how to act normal! Then, why not take some time to appreciate friends who are willing to look us in the eye, and be honest even when we may not be ready, or willing, for that information. Be well, and thank you for listening. Tell your friends about us, and your enemies!

Justin and Salvador discuss filling voids caused by general malaise, and bombing to an empty room. Then, there are always the topic of *checks notes* withholding love from your children because you are... mad at them? Justin realizes he is in a substantially more functional relationship than in the past, and has a bit of a challenge adjusting accordingly...

Sandwiched (or breaded) by a few discussions on stand-up, and the ethics therein, the fellas get into what it means to hack a bit because our baby boy Justin wasn't too clear. 

#StandUP #Comedy #Health #TalkTherapy

I have to run out the door, but want to release the episode on time for once, so just listen, okay?

Lock your doors when you do your chores!

Steam Decks, childhood Black Face, a former roommate's butt-pussy scar, and how to train your children, all in this week's thrilling episode of HaHa Kill Me!