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Hail Chaos episodes

  • Eel Pipe

    Welcome, traveller. Louie, Xanax and Cranky have rescued Cazbad the Wizard and defeated the Slime People by turning the gunge into stone. This caught the attention of the Slug People, who mounted a slow-moving rescue. Now they are invited to feast with their saviours, and discuss how Xanax can return their goo. But what is delicious for slugs is... difficult for other races.


    Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky, or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.com

    Xanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on Insta

    Louie Smallhouse- Tom McGrath. Follow his other comedy work at Life's a Pitch Podcast Bluesky and Facebook, Side Quest Insta and Radio Go! Bluesky

    Kazbad the Wizard- Fraser Henderson. Follow him on Insta

    The Master of Orcs was Russell Arthur. Follow on Insta and Patreon


    Follow the Hail Chaos and continue your journey on Bluesky and Insta, or travel the dangerous path to our website at HailChaos.Quest


    This podcast was made in conjunction with dark gods, eldritch wizardry, and The Podomedy Podcast Network.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    26 min
  • Down t'Pit

    Welcome, traveller. Louie, Xanax and a radicalised Gnome have found themselves at the bottom of a pit, floating in a caravan-hitched-to-a-boat, in the midst of a great cistern of slime. But they are not alone. And they're about to be even... less alone...


    Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky, or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.com

    Xanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on Insta

    Louie Smallhouse- Tom McGrath. Follow his other comedy work at Life's a Pitch Podcast Bluesky and Facebook, Side Quest Insta and Radio Go! Bluesky

    Kazbad the Wizard- Fraser Henderson. Follow him on Insta

    The Master of Orcs was Russell Arthur. Follow on Insta and Patreon


    Follow the Hail Chaos and continue your journey on Bluesky and Insta, or travel the dangerous path to our website at HailChaos.Quest


    This podcast was made in conjunction with dark gods, eldritch wizardry, and The Podomedy Podcast Network.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    29 min
  • Little Bikini Woman

    Welcome, traveller. Louie, Xanax and Felicity have blasted their way out of the Gladiators' Arena, and flee into the tunnels. Can they find salvation in another arena, and are any of them good at archery?


    Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky, or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.com

    Xanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on Insta

    Louie Smallhouse- Tom McGrath. Follow his other comedy work at Life's a Pitch Podcast Bluesky and Facebook, Side Quest Insta and Radio Go! Bluesky

    Felicity Fishwick-Jones- Alex Franklin. Follow her on Insta and Bluesky

    Jim Bowman- Connor of The Dead Parrot Collective

    The Little Bikini Woman- Rebecca Bain. Follow her on Insta, or listen to her podcast Cosy Crime Time

    The Master of Orcs was Russell Arthur. Follow on Insta and Patreon


    Follow the Hail Chaos and continue your journey on Bluesky and Insta, or travel the dangerous path to our website at HailChaos.Quest


    This podcast was made in conjunction with dark gods, eldritch wizardry, and The Podomedy Podcast Network.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    15 min
  • Bullseye!

    Welcome, traveller. Louie, Xanax and Felicity have blasted their way out of the Gladiators' Arena, and flee into the tunnels. Can they find salvation in another arena, and are any of them good at archery?


    Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky, or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.com

    Xanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on Insta

    Louie Smallhouse- Tom McGrath. Follow his other comedy work at Life's a Pitch Podcast Bluesky and Facebook, Side Quest Insta and Radio Go! Bluesky

    Felicity Fishwick-Jones- Alex Franklin. Follow her on Insta and Bluesky

    Jim Bowman- Connor of The Dead Parrot Collective

    The Master of Orcs was Russell Arthur. Follow on Insta and Patreon


    Follow the Hail Chaos and continue your journey on Bluesky and Insta, or travel the dangerous path to our website at HailChaos.Quest


    This podcast was made in conjunction with dark gods, eldritch wizardry, and The Podomedy Podcast Network.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    29 min
  • You Will Go On My Second Whistle

    Welcome, traveller. Having convinced the Gladiators to turn on their referee, John Son of Ander, Xanax, Louie and Felicity face a terrifying... cube. What do its coloured sides mean, and what will happen if it touches them? And why, exactly, is everyone so excited to see them fight it?


    Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky, or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.com

    Xanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on Insta

    Louie Smallhouse- Tom McGrath. Follow his other comedy work at Life's a Pitch Podcast Bluesky and Facebook, Side Quest Insta and Radio Go! Bluesky

    Felicity Fishwick-Jones- Alex Franklin. Follow her on Insta and Bluesky

    The Master of Orcs was Russell Arthur. Follow on Insta and Patreon


    Follow the Hail Chaos and continue your journey on Bluesky and Insta, or travel the dangerous path to our website at HailChaos.Quest


    This podcast was made in conjunction with dark gods, eldritch wizardry, and The Podomedy Podcast Network.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    23 min
  • You Will Go On My First Whistle

    Welcome, traveller. A good rest cures all ills, and Xanax, Louie, and new 'friend' Felicity are healed up and ready to go. But the only way to go is straight into the arena to face the fearsome gladiators. Although, the most dangerous threat might not be their opponents- it might be one of the audience...


    Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky, or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.com

    Xanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on Insta

    Louie Smallhouse- Tom McGrath. Follow his other comedy work at Life's a Pitch Podcast Bluesky and Facebook, Side Quest Insta and Radio Go! Bluesky

    Felicity Fishwick-Jones- Alex Franklin. Follow her on Insta and Bluesky

    The Master of Orcs was Russell Arthur. Follow on Insta and Patreon


    Follow the Hail Chaos and continue your journey on Bluesky and Insta, or travel the dangerous path to our website at HailChaos.Quest


    This podcast was made in conjunction with dark gods, eldritch wizardry, and The Podomedy Podcast Network.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    16 min
  • GLADIATORS

    Welcome, traveller. After escaping the pursuing Orcs, Xanax Moonbeam and Louie Smallhouse find themselves at the entrance to the Gladiatorial Arena. They befriend Felicity Fishwick-Jones, a haughty High Elf with something to prove. But will they prove as entertaining to the bloodthirsty crowd as they did to the jocular dragon?


    Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky, or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.com

    Xanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on Insta

    Louie Smallhouse- Tom McGrath. Follow his other comedy work at Life's a Pitch Podcast Bluesky and Facebook, Side Quest Insta and Radio Go! Bluesky

    Felicity Fishwick-Jones- Alex Franklin. Follow her on Insta and Bluesky

    The Master of Orcs was Russell Arthur. Follow on Insta and Patreon


    Follow the Hail Chaos and continue your journey on Bluesky and Insta, or travel the dangerous path to our website at HailChaos.Quest


    This podcast was made in conjunction with dark gods, eldritch wizardry, and The Podomedy Podcast Network.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    24 min
  • Life's a Pitch Crossover: The Frostie Movie- It's Grrrreat! with Jessie & Alex

    This week we have a special crossover treat with Life's A Pitch Podcast, with Jessie & Alex pitching movies that should never exist alongside Tom and Matt!


    We're very grateful to Tom and Matt for letting us cross our feeds over: Go follow Life's A Pitch on all their socials: YouTube, Spotify and Bluesky.


    Today we're pitching some Mascot movies, and find ourselves in a world of conspiracy and wonder, as teens break into the factory which made exactly one enormous Frostie, and are chased by a real tiger.

    Other movies pitched:

    the google chrome dinosaur wot shows up when a website won't open Movie

    Warwick the Bear's Budget Bonanza

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    43 min
  • Bonus Episode: Campfire Tales

    Welcome, traveller. After many adventures, we are taking a moment to rest by the campfire, and tell tales. The adventure can begin next week. For now, join us, roast a marshmallow, and learn about Dutch ambulances, how to get cast reality TV shows, and the Sheffield lunch alarm.


    Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky, or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.com

    Xanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on Insta

    Louie Smallhouse- Tom McGrath. Follow his other comedy work at Life's a Pitch Podcast Bluesky and Facebook, Side Quest Insta and Radio Go! Bluesky

    Felicity Fishwick-Jones- Alex Franklin. Follow her on Insta and Bluesky

    The Master of Orcs was Russell Arthur. Follow on Insta and Patreon


    Follow the Hail Chaos and continue your journey on Bluesky and Insta, or travel the dangerous path to our website at HailChaos.Quest


    This podcast was made in conjunction with dark gods, eldritch wizardry, and The Podomedy Podcast Network.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    28 min
  • Danger Gnome

    Welcome, traveller. Having pleased Angharad and won the great treasure of friendship, Xanax, Louie and Carpy must part ways. But nothing is ever as hard as 'goodbye', especially not when there's a dragon with a really poor sense of humour involved.


    Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky, or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.com

    Xanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on Insta

    Louie Smallhouse- Tom McGrath. Follow his other comedy work at Life's a Pitch Podcast Bluesky and Facebook, Side Quest Insta and Radio Go! Bluesky

    Carpy Deem- Rhiannon Shaw. Follow her comedy on Insta and Bluesky

    The Master of Orcs was Russell Arthur. Follow on Insta and Patreon

    Angharad the All-Seeing- Tracy McShane


    Danger Zone written by Kenny Loggins, excellent medieval version courtesy of Bardcore. Follow them on Insta, Spotify, Facebook, YouTube or support them by buying some merch!



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    Follow the Hail Chaos and continue your journey on Bluesky and Insta, or travel the dangerous path to our website at HailChaos.Quest


    This podcast was made in conjunction with dark gods, eldritch wizardry, and The Podomedy Podcast Network.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    15 min

About Hail Chaos

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Hail Chaos is a new fantasy-comedy podcast, where monsters skulk, danger is everywhere and laughs lurk around every corner. Follow our intrepid adventurers as they delve into the Black Fortress,…