Halal Cartels

Halal Cartels

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Halal Cartels episodes

  • The US and France Are Having A Racism Contest!

    This episode features Mehdi Walker, a stand up comedian living in

    Paris, France. Ever want to know what it's like to be a comedian in
    Paris right now? How about a brief history lesson on how France
    conducted nuclear tests in Algeria and then had nuclear fallout waft
    back to France? We also talk about racism, the Olympics, colonialism and
    supporting diverse voices in comedy. If you
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    with your friends who might like the podcast!You can find us on the net.Mehdi Walker https://www.instagram.com/mehdiwalker_/Sameer https://www.instagram.com/sameermonGabe https://www.instagram.com/gabepac1Halal Cartels IG: https://www.instagram.com/halalcartels

    56 min
  • Faking pregnancies and breakdancing like kangaroos for clout

    A prank pregnancy announcement to promote a comedy show. The Olympics and the controversies surrounding it, including France banning athletes from wearing hijabs and the unsanitary conditions of the swimming venue. Breakdancing and the subjective nature of rating art and dance, emphasizing the importance of style and interpretation. The discussion also touches on the unfair treatment of athletes based on gender and the hypocrisy of Western countries in their dealings with the Global South. What is good sportsmanship and integrity in modern sports?


    49 min
  • Copa America, Argentina's Chainsaw Economics, and the Multipolarity Express with Davidson Boswell
    In this episode, Gabe Pacheco and Davidson Boswell discuss the Copa America, political situations in France, Argentina, and Colombia. They also touch on the history of political instability in Argentina, the impact of imperialism, and the complicated legacy of Pope Francis. The conversation covers various topics including multipolarity, the political climate in New Mexico, and upcoming events for fundraising and protest signs. The hosts discuss the changing dynamics of global power and how China and Russia are challenging American exceptionalism. They also touch on the cultural and political climate in Taos, New Mexico, and the support for the Palestinian cause. The conversation ends with plugs for upcoming events and where to find more information.
    1 hr 1 min
  • Makruh Mukbang with Hanan Issa
    In this episode of Halal Cartels, Gabe, Sameer, and guest Hanan Issa discuss various topics, including the extreme heat in New York City, the recent political developments in France, the upcoming Olympics in Paris, and their experiences living in Astoria. Hanan also shares her journey as a comedian and her solo show called Halal Habibis. The conversation takes a humorous and light-hearted tone, with the hosts and guest sharing anecdotes and jokes throughout. Hanan Issa discusses her experiences on her first comedy tour and the challenges she faced as a comedian in New York. She talks about her solo show, Halal Habibis, and how it has resonated with audiences. Hanan also shares her plans to take the show to the Edinburgh Fringe Festival and potentially other European cities. She emphasizes the importance of intention in her comedy and her desire to be a voice for the voiceless. Hanan's show has inspired people to make positive changes in their lives and has received positive feedback from audiences.
    Hanan Issa is a comedian and writer born, raised, and based in NYC. She has been featured in the Arab American Comedy Festival, Time Out New York, and tours the country (and occasionally internationally). Her solo show, Halal Habibis, will be featured in this year’s renowned Edinburgh Fringe Festival where she will be performing it all of August!https://linktr.ee/imhanan?utm_source=linktree_profile_share
    53 min
  • Godzilla Minus One and Your Annual Father’s Day Work Noose
    In this conversation, Sameer and Gabe discuss various topics including the importance of context, the frozen identities of individuals, the impact of first impressions, the movie Godzilla Minus One, the experience of taking LSD, and the Fourth of July celebration on the National Mall. They also touch on the toxic products marketed to children, the use of psychedelics by Silicon Valley entrepreneurs, and the exploitative nature of companies like WeWork. In this conversation, Sameer and Gabe discuss various topics including the impact of work on personal life, the movie Godzilla Minus One, the bombing of Hiroshima, the benefits of bullet trains, the future of live music, and their thoughts on movies and books they've recently seen and read.
    Keywords
    context, frozen identities, first impressions, Godzilla Minus One, LSD, Fourth of July, National Mall, toxic products, psychedelics, Silicon Valley, WeWork, work-life balance, Godzilla Minus One, Hiroshima bombing, bullet trains, live music, movies, books
    00:00
    Introduction
    03:07
    The Impact of First Impressions
    09:42
    Exploring Godzilla Minus One
    13:18
    The Experience of Taking LSD
    23:23
    Toxic Products Marketed to Children
    25:25
    Psychedelics and Silicon Valley
    27:13
    The Impact of Godzilla Minus One
    31:49
    The Benefits of Bullet Trains
    34:07
    The Future of Live Music
    41:41
    Thoughts on Movies and Books
    54 min
  • Happy 4th to the world from Guam to Gaza

    In this conversation, Gabe and Sameer discuss various topics including Independence Day, comedy shows, agent provocateurs, fake violence at protests, the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, Guantanamo Bay, police funding, reproductive rights, and the state of Detroit. They touch on themes of injustice, government manipulation, and the erosion of civil liberties. Detroit is often portrayed as a dystopian hellscape in movies, but Gabe's experience visiting the city was entirely different. He found Detroit to be beautiful and filled with friendly people. The city's auto-centric design and lack of population density contribute to its dystopian feel, but it also fosters a sense of resilience and camaraderie among the residents. Detroit has a thriving art scene, with artists creating without the pressure of commercial success. The city is also known for its diverse food options, including Yemeni and Middle Eastern cuisine. Overall, Detroit offers a unique and vibrant experience for visitors.


    00:00Happy Fourth of July and Unjust Incarceration

    02:03Proper Etiquette at Comedy Shows

    05:21Agent Provocateurs and Manipulation

    08:30The Israeli-Palestinian Conflict

    11:08Allocation of Funds and Essential Services

    14:35 The Battle for Reproductive Rights

    28:16 Discovering the Beauty of Detroit

    30:37 Resilience and Camaraderie in a Dystopian City

    52:06 Thriving Art Scene in Detroit

    55:14 Exploring the Diverse Food of Detroit

    59 min
  • Give the Columbia kids cookies, learn about axolotls, and don't use Expedia
    The conversation revolves around the recent events at Columbia University and the broader implications of Ziontology and institutional control. The hosts discuss their experiences at Columbia, the encampments of activists, and the role of real estate moguls in the university. They also highlight the problematic behavior of Shai Davidai, an adjunct professor at Columbia, and the complicity of the university in allowing his actions. The conversation touches on the influence of Ziontology, the weaponization of free speech, and the need for divestment from institutions supporting oppressive regimes. They also discuss the interconnectedness of state-sponsored paramilitary groups, and the role of Israel in Latin America. The alignment of fundamentalist groups, the experience of traveling to Istanbul and Oaxaca, the disappointment with the movie Monkey Man, and the artist date concept.
    56 min
  • Sipping Yemeni Coffee at Sleep No More While My Wife is in Jail and Diddy is Free
    The conversation begins with an introduction and a discussion about the Yemen crisis. The hosts then provide personal updates on their lives. They talk about their experiences with archery and their participation in an experiential theater production. They also compare their experiences with immersive performances like Sleep No More. The conversation concludes with a discussion about Diddy and conspiracy theories surrounding him. The conversation covers various topics, including rumors and secrets, exploitation and sex trafficking, reappraising Shug Knight, the pitfalls of child acting, gaslighting and jenni-side, the collapse of the Francis Scott Key Bridge, and Rami Malek's Saturday Night Live monologue. Throughout the conversation, there is a focus on uncovering hidden truths and shedding light on controversial issues.
    1 hr 3 min
  • Self-Immolation, Vice Media Left for Dead in Malaysia, A Soft and Quiet Zone of Interest
    Corrections: Anat Schwartz is 45, not 20 something. Even worst. And the man holding a gun on Aaron Bushnell was not a cop. He was probably an Israeli security guard. The conversation covers various topics, including self-immolation in protest, media coverage and suppression, the downfall of Vice Media, the importance of backing up digital content, virtual reality, the failure of corporations, and a controversial New York Times article. The conversation delves into the issue of fake news and unethical reporting by the New York Times. It highlights the debunking of a false story and the lack of fact-checking by the newspaper. The podcast 'Caliphate' is mentioned as another example of the New York Times' questionable reporting. The history of the New York Times in legitimizing the Iraq War and its biased agenda in the Israeli-Palestinian conflict are discussed. The conversation also includes movie reviews of 'Zone of Interest' and 'Soft and Quiet,' which draw parallels to the situation in Palestine.
    00:00 Introduction and Self-Immolation in Protest
    02:00 Media Coverage and Moral Clarity
    03:49 Media Suppression and Self-Immolation Incidents
    07:12 Farewell to Vice Media
    09:02 The Importance of Backing Up Digital Content
    10:28 Virtual Reality and Escaping the Real World
    25:45 The Failure of Corporations and the Journalism Industry
    28:12 Controversial New York Times Article
    30:38 Debunking the New York Times' False Story
    32:03 The New York Times as Fake News
    33:00 Lack of Fact-Checking and Awards
    33:30 Unethical and Shady Reporting
    35:25 The New York Times' History of Fake News
    36:23 The New York Times' Caliphate Podcast Scandal
    37:21 The New York Times' Lack of Fact-Checking
    39:17 The New York Times' Role in Legitimizing the Iraq War
    40:16 The New York Times' Agenda in the Israeli-Palestinian Conflict
    42:11 The Movie 'Zone of Interest' and the Parallel with Palestine
    43:01 The Movie 'Soft and Quiet' and Banal Evil
    1 hr 3 min

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