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Halal Cartels Global hot takes from a couple local brown guys living in the center of a sundowning empire.hosted byGabe PachecoSameer Naseem, And just like the Wu, we do it for the childrenIG: ... more
FAQs about Halal Cartels:How many episodes does Halal Cartels have?The podcast currently has 102 episodes available.
January 12, 2023Halal Small Talk and Cartel Menus w/guest Luisa DiezVery special collaboration episode with Why You Mad podcast host Luisa Diez We cover Colin Quinn's new one-man show, Judith Light's happy marriage arrangement, and the film the Menu, now playing on HBO Max. We now have a Patreon: Join to enter our Discord IG: @gabepac1 twitter: @ gabe_pacheco IG: @sameermon twitter: @sameermon Twitter @halalcartels MUSIC by SAREEN IG: @Sareenpatel @brownprivilege Art by @elizabitcrusher...more1h 10minPlay
January 05, 2023Pyroclastic Flows, Rental Cars, Holiday at the Vatican, and Polar Vorticesthis is the product you know and love Buying a used car in LA, driving it into the pacific and the lemon laws Another banger for your ears and brains. We now have a Patreon: Join to enter our Discord IG: @gabepac1 twitter: @ gabe_pacheco IG: @sameermon twitter: @sameermon Twitter @halalcartels MUSIC by SAREEN IG: @Sareenpatel @brownprivilege Art by @elizabitcrusher...more58minPlay
December 25, 2022Detroit Techno, Newark Urban Renewal, and Godfather 3 with Justin WilliamsBoom! From the Fraudsters Podcast, today's guest is Justin Williams. We now have a Patreon: Join to enter our Discord IG: @gabepac1 twitter: @ gabe_pacheco IG: @sameermon twitter: @sameermon Twitter @halalcartels MUSIC by SAREEN IG: @Sareenpatel @brownprivilege Art by @elizabitcrusher...more1hPlay
December 02, 2022Dry Boy Thanksgiving in Qatar and Milking Snakes for VenomTriple-dem-ick!!!! Watching the Shining in EspañolThanksgiving FIFADry Holiday in QatarSameer’s Friends love non-alcoholic beer Modern day slavery in the GulfGabe is buying random spices...more43minPlay
November 10, 2022Black Licorice, Cop Gangs, Escaping Arranged Marriages and Embracing Bachelorhood (sry abt the audio)We apologize about the audio on this thang, but the content is strong in this one. See you next week with cleaner and crisper audio. Today we talk about the National Security Agency vs Buzzfeed, the origin of the FBI and their campaign against the Flores Magon brothers, cops in gangs, arranged marriages, no Nut November, and embracing bachelorhood We now have a Patreon: Join to enter our Discord IG: @gabepac1 twitter: @ gabe_pacheco IG: @sameermon twitter: @sameermon Twitter @halalcartels MUSIC by SAREEN IG: @Sareenpatel @brownprivilege Art by @elizabitcrusher...more1h 2minPlay
October 26, 2022Speaking in Tongues in Cuernavaca, Curbing Comedy Punishers, Toilet Wine is Haram, Being Polite is not a Virtue,How being polite will be your downfall. Punishers at comedy shows. Allergic reactions at languages schools. Evangelical faith healers pray over Gabe. Sameer's neighbor wants him to buy home made wine. We also roast the movie Top Gun: MaverickWe now have a Patreon: Join to enter our Discord IG: @gabepac1 twitter: @ gabe_pacheco IG: @sameermon twitter: @sameermon Twitter @halalcartels MUSIC by SAREEN IG: @Sareenpatel @brownprivilege Art by @elizabitcrusher...more50minPlay
October 15, 2022Spooky New England Bisques and Spicy Nigerian Pepper SoupsWe trot the globe from the Rogue Island Comedy Fest to the night clubs of Lagos Nigeria on this episode. We also mention Midnight Mass, a variety of soups, haunted farmhouses in Portland Maine, Stephen King’s On Writing, CIA sponsored playgrounds in the Third World, Lagos as a libertarian free-market utopia, and moreWe now have a Patreon: Join to enter our Discord IG: @gabepac1 twitter: @ gabe_pacheco IG: @sameermon twitter: @sameermon Twitter @halalcartels MUSIC by SAREEN IG: @Sareenpatel @brownprivilege Art by @elizabitcrusher...more47minPlay
September 30, 2022Dahmer, Cops Failing Up, Bad Bunny Videos, and Sneaky Pork: Eating Halal in JapanAnother banger for your ears and brains. We now have a Patreon: Join to enter our Discord IG: @gabepac1 twitter: @ gabe_pacheco IG: @sameermon twitter: @sameermon Twitter @halalcartels MUSIC by SAREEN IG: @Sareenpatel @brownprivilege Art by @elizabitcrusher...more50minPlay
September 13, 2022A Strange Journey from Civil Wars to Stand Up Comedy Festivals in South Sudan, w/ Akau JamboIt's an away-game episode. Gabe met Akau Jambo while he was performing a set at a coffee shop on the Lower East Side. Akau's is a riveting story, as the first English Language standup comedian coming out of South Sudan, the second youngest country in the world! Listen in as we talk about life in the refugee camps of Kenya, comedy in Uganda, and Akau's journey so far into becoming a global voice in stand-up. Side note, Barbados is the new baby country among the nations of Earth. Follow him at: IG @akaujambo Maybe one day soon Halal Cartels will do a live episode at the Juba International Comedy Fest in South Sudan, which Akau founded. We now have a Patreon: Join to enter our Discord IG: @gabepac1 twitter: @ gabe_pacheco IG: @sameermon twitter: @sameermon Twitter @halalcartels MUSIC by SAREEN IG: @Sareenpatel @brownprivilege Art by @elizabitcrusher...more1h 10minPlay
September 09, 2022Haunted by Soggy Ghost Girls, Klosterman's Nineties, and Pakistan is UnderwaterThe joys of the library app, misinformed by search engines cluttered with ads, biblical flooding in Pakistan, the Mandela Effect, the Nineties by Chuck Klosterman, landlines, microfiche, work/life balance, Industry- the TV series, and petty life hacks We now have a Patreon: Join to enter our Discord IG: @gabepac1 twitter: @ gabe_pacheco IG: @sameermon twitter: @sameermon Twitter @halalcartels MUSIC by SAREEN IG: @Sareenpatel @brownprivilege Art by @elizabitcrusher...more51minPlay
FAQs about Halal Cartels:How many episodes does Halal Cartels have?The podcast currently has 102 episodes available.