Halal Cartels

Halal Cartels

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Halal Cartels episodes

  • Lord of the Flies, Crowd Work Comics, Is China really that bad?, Russia is about to liquidate all their non-playable characters to feed the war machine.
    Gabe finally read Lord of the Flies and he talks about the real meaning of the book. Sameer tells an asinine story about a demented essay that he wrote about it that set his high school career off on the wrong foot. 
    Do all comedians lose their edge when they get rich? Gabe reviews Marlon Wayans new stand up special and why it rules.
    Sameer talks about the impact of crowd work clippers on the art of live stand up comedy. 
    They talk about the threat of TikTok being banned in the US and how every election cycle centers a social platform to take down. Is TikTok a secret weapon? 
    Sameer and Gabe debate China and the USA and who’s worse for Muslims and the world in general. 
    They talk about the algorithm and how everything has become too h*rny these days. 
    Russia is about to draft and liquidate their non-playable characters to feed the war machine. 
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    Gabe on IG @Gabepac1
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    1 hr 9 min
  • Binghamton's Brightest Star Jim "Jim Jam" Search drops by for 90s Hip Hop talk, self-producing comedy albums, and tales of chapped lip New England state troopers
    Gabe Pacheco and comedian Jim Search from Swatches and Boomboxes Podcast sit down to talk about life, why you should listen to Griselda, recording comedy albums, and getting harassed by cops. 
    We  now have a Patreon: Join to enter our Discord  IG: @gabepac1   twitter:   @ gabe_pacheco IG: @sameermon  twitter: @sameermon  Twitter  @halalcartels  MUSIC by SAREEN IG: @Sareenpatel @brownprivilege Art by  @elizabitcrusher
    55 min
  • Henry Rollins to Rogan Pipeline and Billionaire Vanity Islands w/ Journo Michael Friedrich
    Gabe and Sameer sit down with musician/journalist Michael Friedrich
    We talk about Privatize public space urban renewal projects sterilizing the New York City, and the bittersweet legacy of the Gen X DIY punk rock ethos and it's elder statesman Henry Rollins.
    Michael Friedrich https://linktr.ee/mfriedrichnyc?fbclid=PAAaYHvdWxgFgfAYNKNIQx8-n7l4aTxQvpaKKOGpvBhkmlOqR8Mtdxo-4fueQ
    We now have a Patreon: Join to enter our Discord  IG: @gabepac1   twitter:  @ gabe_pacheco IG: @sameermon  twitter: @sameermon  Twitter @halalcartels  MUSIC by SAREEN IG: @Sareenpatel @brownprivilege Art by @elizabitcrusher
    58 min
  • Is Eating A$$$$ Halal? with Christiana Jackson
    This week's guest is the exuberant Christiana Jackson.   A bawdy discussion on maintaining a healthy non-monogamous sex-life while juggling work and comedy.  We also touch on growing up in racist suburbs of New Jersey and colorism in Mexico 
    Christiana Jackson IG @incomparablemsc
    We now have a Patreon: Join to enter our Discord  IG: @gabepac1   twitter:  @ gabe_pacheco IG: @sameermon  twitter: @sameermon  Twitter @halalcartels  MUSIC by SAREEN IG: @Sareenpatel @brownprivilege Art by @elizabitcrusher
    1 hr 2 min
  • Assaulted by street poetry, soggy Seattle zombieland, and the ugly truth about the Playboy Mansion
    We are back from time in the wilderness of the West Coast and working on a short film.  Car troubles, street poetry, the tech dystopia of Seattle, the drug epidemic in Portland and San Francisco, fully automated grocery stores, and hotels, Hugh Hefner and the Playboy Mansion series on Hulu.
    We now have a Patreon: Join to enter our Discord  IG: @gabepac1   twitter:  @ gabe_pacheco IG: @sameermon  twitter: @sameermon  Twitter @halalcartels  MUSIC by SAREEN IG: @Sareenpatel @brownprivilege Art by @elizabitcrusher
    53 min
  • Halal Small Talk and Cartel Menus w/guest Luisa Diez

    Very special collaboration episode with Why You Mad podcast host Luisa Diez We cover Colin Quinn's new one-man show, Judith Light's happy marriage arrangement, and the film the Menu, now playing on HBO Max. We now have a Patreon: Join to enter our Discord  IG: @gabepac1   twitter:  @ gabe_pacheco IG: @sameermon  twitter: @sameermon  Twitter @halalcartels  MUSIC by SAREEN IG: @Sareenpatel @brownprivilege Art by @elizabitcrusher

    1 hr 10 min
  • Pyroclastic Flows, Rental Cars, Holiday at the Vatican, and Polar Vortices
    this is the product you know and love  Buying a used car in LA, driving it into the pacific and the lemon laws Another banger for your ears and brains.   We now have a Patreon: Join to enter our Discord  IG: @gabepac1   twitter:  @ gabe_pacheco IG: @sameermon  twitter: @sameermon  Twitter @halalcartels  MUSIC by SAREEN IG: @Sareenpatel @brownprivilege Art by @elizabitcrusher
    58 min

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