Halal Cartels

By Halal Cartels

Halal Cartels

Global hot takes from a couple local brown guys living in the center of a sundowning empire.

hosted by

Gabe Pacheco

Sameer Naseem,

And just like the Wu, we do it for the children

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· Society & Culture

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How many episodes does Halal Cartels have?

The podcast currently has 102 episodes available.

Halal Cartels episodes:

May 23, 2022 Monkey Pox on the NYPD, searching for Biden’s Corn Pop, and White Erasure in Comedy
Stockpiling goods, summer time drips in NYC, traffic stops by cops, Eric Adams juking the stats, Monkey Pox, the war on White Comedians, We Own the City, and more!!! We now have a Patreon: Join to enter our Discord IG: @gabepac1 twitter: @gabe_pacheco IG: @sameermon twitter: @sameermon Twitter @halalcartels MUSIC by SAREEN IG: @Sareenpatel @brownprivilege Art by @elizabitcrusher
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May 20, 2022 Raw Deals at Culinary School during the Pandemic with Natasha Jones
It's an away game episode with Gabe Pacheco interviewing long time friend Natasha Jones about entering culinary school during the Pandemic. What did the last two years expose about higher ed and education in general? We discuss the benefits of remote learning, the challenges of masking, the perils of dorm life and more. Are schools looking out for their students or their bottom lines?
We now have a Patreon: Join to enter our Discord
IG: @gabepac1 twitter: @gabe_pacheco
IG: @sameermon twitter: @sameermon
Twitter @halalcartels MUSIC by SAREEN
IG: @Sareenpatel @brownprivilege Art by @elizabitcrusher
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May 16, 2022 Torture Queen Beauty Tips, and Pusha T's next album should be called "Formula"
We are back! Today we discuss the Baby Formula shortage, CIA torture queen-turned beauty blogger Alfreda Scheuer, Everything Everywhere All At Once, the relative failure of Sweden's "keep the country open" strategy, Our Father doc on Netflix, and Bitchin': the sound and fury of Rick James.

We now have a Patreon: Join to enter our Discord
IG: @gabepac1 twitter: @gabe_pacheco
IG: @sameermon twitter: @sameermon
Twitter @halalcartels MUSIC by SAREEN
IG: @Sareenpatel @brownprivilege Art by @elizabitcrusher

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May 01, 2022 Where is our generation's Symbionese Liberation Army, getting Hand, Foot and Mouth Disease from your kids in daycare, and Filipino transgender revolutionaries
Another fun meditation on modern life. We touch on hygiene in schools, Sameer opening for Hasan Minhaj, the Coxsackie Virus, Elon Musk buying twitter, Wynn Bruce's self-immolation, the kidnapping of Patty Hearst, the transgender leaders against the Spanish Empire in the colonial Philippines, and mercenaries, and more.

We now have a Patreon: Join to enter our Discord
IG: @gabepac1 twitter: @gabe_pacheco
IG: @sameermon twitter: @sameermon
Twitter @halalcartels MUSIC by SAREEN
IG: @Sareenpatel @brownprivilege Art by @elizabitcrusher

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April 24, 2022 Maybe catching Covid from a Sea Lion and Getting attacked by Bats in Cartagena
The boys are bringing Halal Cartels out of Hypersleep. Gabe has Covid. Sameer is about to open for Hasan Minhaj. The Lord giveth and He taketh. We discuss Miami, variants, the Seaquarium, dolphins, Colombia, FARC, epidemiology, and more. The Riddler was right.
We now have a Patreon: Join to enter our Discord
IG: @gabepac1 twitter: @gabe_pacheco
IG: @sameermon twitter: @sameermon
Twitter @halalcartels MUSIC by SAREEN
IG: @Sareenpatel @brownprivilege Art by @elizabitcrusher

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1h 6min
March 31, 2022 Self-Stitching, Self-Reliance, and Puerto Rican Independence with Suni Reyes
Today we talk about all things Puerto Rico, from the independence movement to statehood, Hurricane Maria, the Jones Act, and Utuado uprising of 1950 and more. This episode is the tip of the iceberg. So much was left unsaid, but it's a start.
Guest Suni Reyes
IG: @suni_rays twitter: @SuniReyes
We now have a Patreon: Join to enter our Discord
IG: @gabepac1 twitter: @gabe_pacheco
IG: @sameermon twitter: @sameermon
Twitter @halalcartels MUSIC by SAREEN
IG: @Sareenpatel @brownprivilege Art by @elizabitcrusher

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1h 5min
March 24, 2022 Man-eating tigers, the hunt for Bin-Laden sparks a Polio comeback, and more!
Tiger attacks in India, CIA tomfoolery in Afghanistan and Pakistan sparks a health crisis, who are the true oligarchs, and Madeleine Albright and Henry Kissinger prove you should never hire refugees to become your foreign policy experts.
We now have a Patreon: Join to enter our Discord
IG: @gabepac1 twitter: @gabe_pacheco
IG: @sameermon twitter: @sameermon
Twitter @halalcartels MUSIC by SAREEN
IG: @Sareenpatel @brownprivilege Art by @elizabitcrusher
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1h 3min
March 14, 2022 The Batman, Scammers in Science Under Capitalism, the Exile to Conservative NatSec Warhawk Pipeline, R.I.P. RT
Buckle up for another episode of Halal Cartels. Today we talk about pole dancing and comedy, check the trailer for Skinja on Vimeo, review the The Batman, parasocial relationships, obsessed fans, Elizabeth Holmes, selective empathy, and more. Gabe is proudly a Whataboutist. And we talk about Ukraine, austerity, globalization, and ask the question, what were your relatives doing during WW2?
We now have a Patreon: Join to enter our Discord
IG: @gabepac1 twitter: @gabe_pacheco
IG: @sameermon twitter: @sameermon
Twitter @halalcartels MUSIC by SAREEN
IG: @Sareenpatel @brownprivilege Art by @elizabitcrusher

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1h 6min
February 28, 2022 Talk to Me Face, Ukraine on the Brain, and Haitian Pride with Global Citizen and Flatbush native Comedian Norlex Belma
Today is an "away-game" episode with friend of the pod Norlex Belma. He's a nationally touring comedian, New York City native, formerly a world traveling musician, and man of Haitian descent. Sit back and relax while we chat about time burglars, music, growing up in Brooklyn, starting a stand-up career, the history of Haiti, Polish Haitians, Geopolitics, NATO, and the Russia/Ukraine kerfuffle.
Norlex Belma
We now have a Patreon: Join to enter our Discord
IG: @gabepac1 twitter: @gabe_pacheco
IG: @sameermon twitter: @sameermon
Twitter @halalcartels MUSIC by SAREEN
IG: @Sareenpatel @brownprivilege Art by @elizabitcrusher

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1h 13min
February 21, 2022 Mostly a movie episode: Texas Chainsaws, Freaky, the Last Duel, and also getting your family presents with the Marlboro Miles.
We now have a Patreon: Join to enter our Discord
Vince Vaughn deserves an Oscar for Freaky. True Detective Season two is lowkey the best season. We love the Raid. The New Texas Chainsaw Massacre is better than the critics are saying. Sameer talks about the Last Duel. We find a way to shoehorn 911 and the War on Terror into this episode as we do with all episodes. Remember Marlboro Miles. We do! We started a Discord. And will have Patreon up ASAP. Email us at [email protected] IG: @gabepac1 twitter: @gabe_pacheco IG: @sameermon twitter: @sameermon Twitter @halalcartels MUSIC by SAREEN IG: @Sareenpatel @brownprivilege Art by @elizabitcrusher

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50min

FAQs about Halal Cartels:

How many episodes does Halal Cartels have?

The podcast currently has 102 episodes available.