Buckle up for another episode of Halal Cartels. Today we talk about pole dancing and comedy, check the trailer for Skinja on Vimeo, review the The Batman, parasocial relationships, obsessed fans, Elizabeth Holmes, selective empathy, and more. Gabe is proudly a Whataboutist. And we talk about Ukraine, austerity, globalization, and ask the question, what were your relatives doing during WW2?