Halal Cartels

Halal Cartels

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Halal Cartels episodes

  • Horny French Mountain Men, Jamaican food cooked by Australians, and soon we'll all be in Company Towns

    The boys are back together after a few weeks. We talk about Australians providing "authentic" Jamaica cuisine, the new Resident Evil, the Grand Tetons, the difference between grizzly bears and black bears, the return of the company town, antelopes, deer, comedy shows, and more. RIP James Caan. Go watch the movie Thief after you finish this pod. We now have a Patreon: Join to enter our Discord IG: @gabepac1   twitter:  @gabe_pacheco IG: @sameermon  twitter: @sameermon  Twitter @halalcartels MUSIC by SAREEN IG: @Sareenpatel @brownprivilege Art by @elizabitcrusher

    1 hr 2 min
  • Nosy Cab Drivers in Korea, Pickpocketing Monkeys in India, and getting lost in the Outback w/ Eve Ellenbogen
    On this away-game episode, Eve Ellenbogen joins the conversation with some globetrotting stories about starting stand-up in Korea, traveling in the outback of Australia, getting stalked by thieving monkeys in India, and more.  
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    IG: @gabepac1   twitter: @gabe_pacheco  IG: @sameermon  twitter: @sameermon Twitter @halalcartels
    MUSIC by SAREEN IG: @Sareenpatel @brownprivilege Art by @elizabitcrusher
    1 hr 3 min
  • Controlled demolition of US economy, Redacted Tonight, Bill Gates, Art Stars, and Mental Health w/John F O’Donnell

    On this away-game episode, Sameer is enjoying family time in an undisclosed location, near an Amish enclave. Guess which state! We've got guest John F O' Donnell, host of the Take Your Pill, Psychopath! podcast. He's a veteran NYC standup comedian, host of Live From Outerspace at Cobra Club on Fridays in Bushwick, and former correspondent for Redacted Tonight on RT USA.  Don't worry, we will discuss bi-polar disorder, the Art Star scene and comedy in the Lower East Side in the early aughts, the controlled demolition of the US economy, Klaus Schwab and the 4th industrial revolution, life in DC, working for Redacted Tonight, and the state of journalism in the US.  

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    We now have a Patreon: Join to enter our Discord  

    IG: @gabepac1   twitter: @gabe_pacheco  IG: @sameermon  twitter: @sameermon Twitter @halalcartels  

    MUSIC by SAREEN IG: @Sareenpatel @brownprivilege Art by @elizabitcrusher 

    1 hr 8 min
  • Alabama to Palestine pipeline, tech bros in Ramallah, Jesus and seggs werkers w/ Atheer Yacoub

    Is Halal Cartels doing Ageism? Where can we get good Palestinian food in NYC? Does Ramallah have tech bros? What's it like to get into the West Bank? Was Jesús pro-seggs werkurs? What's life like under Israeli Occupation?s And more with Special Guest and co-host of the NO FLY LIST Atheer Yacoub We now have a Patreon: Join to enter our Discord  IG: @gabepac1   twitter:  @gabe_pacheco  IG: @sameermon  twitter: @sameermon Twitter @halalcartels  MUSIC by SAREEN IG: @Sareenpatel @brownprivilege Art by @elizabitcrusher Special Guest Atheer Yacoub No Fly List Podcast

    1 hr 1 min
  • The Boys, prepping for the Ayahuasca ceremony with horror movies, and the myth of the self-made man
    The Boys, the new Predator trailer Prey, Ayahuasca Ceremonies, Gabe's field trip on the John J. Harvey fireboat, the immigrant stories we tell our kids, the Argentinian crime movie, The Clan, the West German Red Army Faction, the dirty truth about pirates, and the Depp/Heard court cast.
    We now have a Patreon:
    Join to enter our Discord
    IG: @gabepac1   twitter:  @gabe_pacheco
    IG: @sameermon  twitter: @sameermon 
    Twitter @halalcartels
    MUSIC by SAREEN IG: @Sareenpatel @brownprivilege Art by @elizabitcrusher
    48 min
  • Cargo Cults, Psychic Vampires, Aaron Burr, and the emotional con of linking "Passion" to the Workplace

    We talk about Aaron Burr and Alexander Hamilton gun fight statues, SoJo Spa, heatwaves, the slow-motion unraveling of the United States, office politics, terrible managers, the emotional con of linking work with passion, Elon Musk as bad boss, cargo cults, Critical Race Theory is real and Gabe is Brainwashing your kids, Wong Kim Ark and the Supreme Court Case that gave us birthright citizenship, and how do we get rid of school shooters without taking my duck hunting rifle? 

    We now have a Patreon: 

    Join to enter our Discord 

    IG: @gabepac1   twitter:  @gabe_pacheco 

    IG: @sameermon  twitter: @sameermon 

    Twitter @halalcartels 

    MUSIC by SAREEN IG: @Sareenpatel @brownprivilege Art by @elizabitcrusher

    1 hr 1 min
  • Monkey Pox on the NYPD, searching for Biden’s Corn Pop, and White Erasure in Comedy

    Stockpiling goods, summer time drips in NYC, traffic stops by cops, Eric Adams juking the stats, Monkey Pox, the war on White Comedians, We Own the City, and more!!! We now have a Patreon: Join to enter our Discord IG: @gabepac1   twitter:  @gabe_pacheco IG: @sameermon  twitter: @sameermon Twitter @halalcartels MUSIC by SAREEN IG: @Sareenpatel @brownprivilege Art by @elizabitcrusher

    1 hr
  • Raw Deals at Culinary School during the Pandemic with Natasha Jones
    It's an away game episode with Gabe Pacheco interviewing long time friend Natasha Jones about entering culinary school during the Pandemic.  What did the last two years expose about higher ed and education in general? We discuss the benefits of remote learning, the challenges of masking, the perils of dorm life and more. Are schools looking out for their students or their bottom lines?
    We now have a Patreon: Join to enter our Discord
    IG: @gabepac1   twitter:  @gabe_pacheco
    IG: @sameermon  twitter: @sameermon
    Twitter @halalcartels MUSIC by SAREEN
    IG: @Sareenpatel @brownprivilege Art by @elizabitcrusher
    51 min
  • Torture Queen Beauty Tips, and Pusha T's next album should be called "Formula"

    We are back! Today we discuss the Baby Formula shortage, CIA torture queen-turned beauty blogger Alfreda Scheuer, Everything Everywhere All At Once, the relative failure of Sweden's "keep the country open" strategy, Our Father doc on Netflix, and Bitchin': the sound and fury of Rick James. 


    We now have a Patreon: Join to enter our Discord

    IG: @gabepac1   twitter:  @gabe_pacheco

    IG: @sameermon  twitter: @sameermon

    Twitter @halalcartels MUSIC by SAREEN

    IG: @Sareenpatel @brownprivilege Art by @elizabitcrusher


    59 min

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