Halal Cartels

Another fun meditation on modern life.  We touch on hygiene in schools, Sameer opening for Hasan Minhaj, the Coxsackie Virus,  Elon Musk buying twitter, Wynn Bruce's self-immolation, the kidnapping of Patty Hearst, the transgender leaders against the Spanish Empire in the colonial Philippines, and mercenaries, and more.

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The boys are bringing Halal Cartels out of Hypersleep.  Gabe has Covid. Sameer is about to open for Hasan Minhaj.  The Lord giveth and He taketh.  We discuss Miami, variants, the Seaquarium, dolphins, Colombia, FARC, epidemiology, and more.  The Riddler was right.

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Today we talk about all things Puerto Rico, from the independence movement to statehood, Hurricane Maria, the Jones Act, and Utuado uprising of 1950 and more.  This episode is the tip of the iceberg. So much was left unsaid, but it's a start.

Guest Suni Reyes

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Buckle up for another episode of Halal Cartels. Today we talk about pole dancing and comedy, check the trailer for Skinja on Vimeo, review the The Batman, parasocial relationships, obsessed fans, Elizabeth Holmes, selective empathy, and more. Gabe is proudly a Whataboutist. And we talk about Ukraine, austerity, globalization, and ask the question, what were your relatives doing during WW2? 

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Today is an "away-game" episode with friend of the pod Norlex Belma.  He's a nationally touring comedian, New York City native, formerly a world traveling musician, and man of Haitian descent.   Sit back and relax while we chat about time burglars, music, growing up in Brooklyn, starting a stand-up career, the history of Haiti, Polish Haitians, Geopolitics, NATO, and the Russia/Ukraine kerfuffle. 

Norlex Belma 

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Vince Vaughn deserves an Oscar for Freaky.  True Detective Season two is lowkey the best season. We love the Raid. The New Texas Chainsaw Massacre is better than the critics are saying. Sameer talks about the Last Duel.  We find a way to shoehorn 911 and the War on Terror into this episode as we do with all episodes. Remember Marlboro Miles. We do! We started a Discord. And will have Patreon up ASAP. Email us at [email protected]  IG: @gabepac1   twitter:  @gabe_pacheco IG: @sameermon  twitter: @sameermon Twitter @halalcartels MUSIC by SAREEN IG: @Sareenpatel @brownprivilege Art by @elizabitcrusher

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We discuss Lesotho, man's best friend, people who keep lethal snakes as pets, Jackass Forever is peak comedy, the bitcoin launderer Heather Morgan aka the Versace Bedouin, the Tinder Swindler, the Hipster Grifter and more!!! Sorry about the sound quality on this one folks! We'll make is sharp, crispy, and balanced next time! IG: @gabepac1   twitter:  @gabe_pacheco IG: @sameermon  twitter: @sameermon Twitter @halalcartels MUSIC by SAREEN IG: @Sareenpatel @brownprivilege Art by @elizabitcrusher

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Office etiquette post-pando, influenza, teacher shortages lead to military acting as substitute teachers, the School of the Americas, Venom and Venom Let There Be Carnage, Alternative Forms of Criminal Justice and Punishment, why is bar trivia so popular?, terrible comedy gigs opening for magicians in White Plains

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Gabe and Sameer have invite their first 3rd mic guest Simeon Goodson to break down life in Abu Dhabi, having a personal tailor, eating swine in the club, international DUIs, all while transforming the comedy scene in Abu Dhabi.  We discuss life in China during the pandemic, Las Vegas, and our collaboration on the underground indie mockumentary Simfeld.   IG: @gabepac1   twitter:  @gabe_pacheco IG: @sameermon  twitter: @sameermon IG: @simdelacreme SIMFELD FILM  Watch Here  Contact: [email protected] Twitter @halalcartels MUSIC by SAREEN  IG: @Sareenpatel @brownprivilege Art by @elizabitcrusher