Halal Cartels

Regular-ass flu in the time of Covid

The Last Ship on Hulu

Means testing is the road to fascism

The History of Penis Envy Magic Mushrooms

Confessions of an elementary school flasher

Scientology temple time

Sameer's alien update

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White Chicago vs Brown Chicago

Gabe’s adventures in the Windy City, checking out art, and going to Desi drag shows and doing shows at the Lincoln Lodge

Help Kidnapped Missionaries in Haiti get to heaven

Colin Powell is Dead

Planned Obsolescence

Halloween is Haram

Sameer and Gabe discuss early Youtube, tag jacking, thirst trapping, the toxic effects of social media on the psyche of comedians, the East Village comedy scene of the early aughts, first gigs, sexual harassment training, and Mt. Rushmore.

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Medellin steaks and motorcycles

Australian Lockdown

Crocodile Dundee

Silicon Valley is full of the best people!

October Spooky season

Friday the 13th the novelization

Slave ghosts

Haunted Houses

Crystals are mined by child slaves

And ruining the environment

Mommy Blogs

Jaws is copaganda

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New London junkie tour guides

Indian wedding physical trainers

Hawaii tourism during the pandemic

Jason Bourne

Open source avccine recipes

Micro climates

Invasive species

Paniolo Culture

History of Cowboys

Haitians on the border

Tarot Reader and Artist  IG @metamarcy

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A very soggy episode filled with apocalyptic hurricane flooding in New York and New Orleans. We shower praise on beavers because they are the perfect animal. Los Angeles is soaked in spilled oil. We review the New Candyman.  We discuss the history of gore in horror and it's connections to American politics, from Vietnam, to Abu Ghraib, to Ferguson and the BLM movement. Shout outs to Tom Savini, George Romero, Wes Craven, and Tobe Hooper.  And thanks for the killer review on iTunes, Antparty!

LA's Oil Pollution 

https://www.usnews.com/news/cities/articles/2021-06-02/urban-oil-wells-linked-to-asthma-and-other-health-problems-in-los-angeles

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Sublime was the best band of the 90s

Malice in the Palace: a re-examination of Metta World Peace, Dog Whistling Media, and terrible fans

McDonald’s Hot Coffee Lawsuits

The toxic mantra "customer is always right"

Taliban Biometric knock list

Smart toilets will track your every movement

The Time the FBI wire tapped Sameer's Family

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The origins of the Mujahideen and the Taliban, the Minor Threat of Islam

Sameer’s 23 year old cat

Biden is the bravest modern leader we’ve had for admitting defeat

Empires crumble like relationships.

No such thing as a clean break up.

Don’t expect closure

Hoping for a mellower Post-Punk Taliban this time around

We also discuss Judas Goats, UFOs AKA UAPs

Old Testament Nephilim, apocalyptic communism AKA Posadism , Supreme Clothing and Amazon Department Stores

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La Ley De Mordaza, Puerto Rico’s Gag Law

LSD for mental fitness

Do you eat your chocolate with cheese?

Traveling the world like a CIA agent

Mosquito bloodbath on Culebra Puerto Rico

True Crime Book Club

Edward Bunker’s No Beast So Fierce

Jack Black’s You Can’t Win

Never Forget the Boomer Democrats waged war on Rock and Roll

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Celebrities Don’t Bathe, Tough Mudders, Stinky People, Woodstock 99, Rap Rock, Water Wars, Korn and Limp Bizkit are Boybands, Pre-Internet Pop-Culture Treasure Troves, Barefoot people on Penn Station, Free Tibet Concert 98, Paul Bremer and the Occupation of Iraq, Duct Taped Frontier Airlines Passengers, New Jobs for Air Marshals

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