This week we touch on Climate Change, Power Black Outs, Bikram Yoga, Weighted Blankets, Targeted Advertising, Surveillance Capitalism,Donald Rumsfeld, Blackwater, Private Mercenary Armies, Jamal Khashoggi, Saudi Arabia, Mohammad Bin Salman Al Saud, DB Cooper, The Guest (2014), Gulf War Syndrome, Hijacking Airplanes, The Skies Belong to US, the Cold War, PLO vs Hamas, Carlos The Jackal

Halal Cartels is hosted by

Gabe Pacheco, a Chicano comedian with a background in education

and

Sameer Naseem, an Indian American comedian and marketing maven

Two products of the Global South talking trash and centering ourselves at the heart of culture and empire here in lovely Brooklyn.

And just like the Wu, we do it for the children.  Gabe is NOT a Libra.

Gabe Pacheco IG: @gabepac1  Twitter: @gabe_pacheco

Sameer Naseem IG: @sameermon Twitter @sameermon

Contact: [email protected]

https://www.patreon.com/Halalcartels

Today we talk about the End of California and Miami, Indiana Jones and Temple of Doom, the Puerto Rico Statehood pickle, and Jamon Ibérico. Eat your landlords my friends.

Halal Cartels is hosted by

 Gabe Pacheco, a Chicano comedian with a background in education

and

Sameer Naseem, an Indian American comedian and marketing maven

Two products of the Global South talking trash and centering ourselves at the heart of culture and empire here in lovely Brooklyn.

And just like the Wu, we do it for the children

Gabe Pacheco IG: @gabepac1  Twitter: @gabe_pacheco

Sameer Naseem IG: @sameermon Twitter: @sameermon

Contact: [email protected]

https://www.patreon.com/Halalcartels

Today we talk about affluent people waiting in lines, Exterminate All the Brutes, Andrew Jackson, Vaccine Public Relations, and the Irish

Halal Cartels is hosted by

 Gabe Pacheco, a Chicano comedian with a background in education

and

Sameer Naseem, an Indian American comedian and marketing maven

Two products of the Global South talking trash and centering ourselves at the heart of culture and empire here in lovely Brooklyn.

And just like the Wu, we do it for the children

Gabe Pacheco IG: @gabepac1  Twitter: @gabe_pacheco

Sameer Naseem IG: @sameermon Twitter: @sameermon

Contact: [email protected]

https://www.patreon.com/Halalcartels