Halal Cartels

We discuss the ephemeral nature of empire.  Gabe is still on a Silence of the Lambs kick.

Mexico City gets an endorsement as the most Blade Runner City in North America. Sameer auditions with the board of tourism and cultural affairs in India, giving the country a glowing 5 star review and many travel tips.

We visit Gorakhpur and Kushinagar, the birthplace of the Buddha.

For some reason Married with Children comes up as the anti-Cosby show.

Shout outs to Mel Gibson’s Apocalypto

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IG: @sameermon  twitter: @sameermon

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Twitter @halalcartels

MUSIC by SAREEN  IG: @Sareenpatel @brownprivilege

We talk about Covid scares in public schools, parents should be the vanguard, the Heist on Netflix, growing up in a city versus a suburb, unsustainable sprawl, Not Just Bikes youtube channel, Amsterdam, affairs are actually good for the marriage and families, and the Olympics is still happening, contaminating and militarizing a community near you!  The butterfly effect of the 911 attack on the quality of weed in the United States and a shout out to Action Bronson. 

Gabe Pacheco, a Chicano comedian with a background in education

and

Sameer Naseem, an Indian American comedian and marketing maven

Two products of the Global South talking trash and centering ourselves at the heart of culture and empire here in lovely Brooklyn.

And just like the Wu, we it do for the children

IG: @gabepac1

IG: @sameermon

Music by Sareen @Sareenpatel @brownprivilege

Not Just Bikes 

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Teaching unvaccinated elementary school kids, apologizing on Twitter, unbreakable Comanche and Mapuche Nations, antibiotic resistant Russian pneumonia, Dunning Kruger Effect, Monkey Pox, Toxic Positivity, American Destructive Optimism, Mike Davis' Set the Night on Fire: LA in the Sixties, Gusanos vs the New Left, Alpha 66, Pastel Activism, Libya, Pink Washing, Covid Variants

Gabe Pacheco IG: @gabepac1    Twitter: @gabe_pacheco

Sameer Naseem IG: @sameermon Twitter: @sameermon

Contact: [email protected]

MUSIC by SAREEN  IG: @Sareenpatel @brownprivilege

Halal Cartels is hosted by

Gabe Pacheco, a Chicano comedian with a background in education

Sameer Naseem, an Indian American comedian and marketing maven

Two products of the Global South talking trash and centering ourselves at the heart of culture and empire here in lovely Brooklyn.

And just like the Wu, we it do for the children.  Gabe is NOT a Libra.

Yoga with Adrienne, MMA training, Brazilian Thongs, Black Summer, I Think You Leave, David Choe, Planet of the Humans, Greenwashing, Cruise Ships, Haitian Assassinations

IG: @gabepac1

IG: @sameermon

Contact: [email protected]

MUSIC by SAREEN  IG: @Sareenpatel   @brownprivilege   

Episode Description:

We talk about the impact of colorism in The Heights (HBO) and how Sameer hates musicals, the book "Blitzed" Nazi pharmaceutical endeavors, Ritalin, why the Olympics are trash, favelas, and poverty tourism.

We also dig into the current housing crisis and the filthy scams that are endemic to the real estate market, the concept of redlining and where Central Park came from. Do you hate the player or hate the game?

Hosted by

Gabe Pacheco, a Chicano comedian with a background in education

Sameer Naseem, an Indian American comedian and marketing maven

Two products of the Global South talking trash and centering ourselves at the heart of culture and empire here in lovely Brooklyn.

And just like the Wu, we do it for the children

Gabe Pacheco IG: @gabepac1  Twitter: @gabe_pacheco

Sameer Naseem IG: @sameermon Twitter: @sameermon

Contact: [email protected]

MUSIC by  SAREEN  @sareenpatel   @brownprivilege

This week we touch on Climate Change, Power Black Outs, Bikram Yoga, Weighted Blankets, Targeted Advertising, Surveillance Capitalism,Donald Rumsfeld, Blackwater, Private Mercenary Armies, Jamal Khashoggi, Saudi Arabia, Mohammad Bin Salman Al Saud, DB Cooper, The Guest (2014), Gulf War Syndrome, Hijacking Airplanes, The Skies Belong to US, the Cold War, PLO vs Hamas, Carlos The Jackal

Halal Cartels is hosted by

Gabe Pacheco, a Chicano comedian with a background in education

and

Sameer Naseem, an Indian American comedian and marketing maven

Two products of the Global South talking trash and centering ourselves at the heart of culture and empire here in lovely Brooklyn.

And just like the Wu, we do it for the children.  Gabe is NOT a Libra.

Gabe Pacheco IG: @gabepac1  Twitter: @gabe_pacheco

Sameer Naseem IG: @sameermon Twitter @sameermon

Contact: [email protected]

https://www.patreon.com/Halalcartels

Today we talk about the End of California and Miami, Indiana Jones and Temple of Doom, the Puerto Rico Statehood pickle, and Jamon Ibérico. Eat your landlords my friends.

Halal Cartels is hosted by

 Gabe Pacheco, a Chicano comedian with a background in education

and

Sameer Naseem, an Indian American comedian and marketing maven

Two products of the Global South talking trash and centering ourselves at the heart of culture and empire here in lovely Brooklyn.

And just like the Wu, we do it for the children

Gabe Pacheco IG: @gabepac1  Twitter: @gabe_pacheco

Sameer Naseem IG: @sameermon Twitter: @sameermon

Contact: [email protected]

https://www.patreon.com/Halalcartels

Today we talk about affluent people waiting in lines, Exterminate All the Brutes, Andrew Jackson, Vaccine Public Relations, and the Irish

Halal Cartels is hosted by

 Gabe Pacheco, a Chicano comedian with a background in education

and

Sameer Naseem, an Indian American comedian and marketing maven

Two products of the Global South talking trash and centering ourselves at the heart of culture and empire here in lovely Brooklyn.

And just like the Wu, we do it for the children

Gabe Pacheco IG: @gabepac1  Twitter: @gabe_pacheco

Sameer Naseem IG: @sameermon Twitter: @sameermon

Contact: [email protected]

https://www.patreon.com/Halalcartels