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Halal Cartels
By Halal CartelsSociety & Culture
Halal Cartels episodes
- Married Polyamorous Former Youth Pastors, the Bible, Latinos in Comedy, and Chill Dads with Steve HernandezIt's an "away game" episode with our comrade in arms on the West Coast Steve Hernandez chopping it up with Gabe Pacheco. We discuss the Bible, Dads, Therapy, Open Marriages, Sobriety, the Comedy Scene in LA, Oscar Zeta Acosta and the Revolt of the Cockroach People, and more.follow Steve at IG @herniaIG: @gabepac1 twitter: @gabe_pachecoIG: @sameermon twitter: @sameermonContact: [email protected]Twitter @halalcartelsMUSIC by SAREEN IG: @Sareenpatel @brownprivilegeArt by @elizabitcrusher59 min
- What's in your bug out bag? Gourmet Cannibal Seasoning, Glow Sticks, Bear Mace, and PercocetsGourmet Cannibalism, Tajin Seasoning on the Bodies, Bug Out Bags, Survival Kits, Street Medic Training, Learn How to Massage, Yellowjackets, James Bond in No Time to Die, How to Track People using Aluminum Foil, Bear Mace, Alpha: Eddie Gallagher and the War for the Soul of the Navy Seals, Whistleblower Daniel Hale, and Remember Prince Andrew was Living La Vida Loca on Little St. James Island!IG: @gabepac1 twitter: @gabe_pachecoIG: @sameermon twitter: @sameermonContact: [email protected]Twitter @halalcartelsMUSIC by SAREEN IG: @Sareenpatel @brownprivilegeArt by @elizabitcrusher57 min
- Global Citizens, Good Guests, Good Hosts ,and Doing Funny Accents Right! W/ Sonal AggarwalSpecial guest Sonal Aggarwal joins Gabe Pacheco for this episode of Halal Cartels. Sameer Naseem with be back next week. We discuss Bollywood, the Chicago Comedy Scene, Being a Good Guest, Be a Good Host, Puddles in the Bathroom, Travels to Chile, Speaking Spanish, Growing Up Indian in the Midwest, Doing Accents, Fights at Open Mics and MoreSonal IG @sonalmediaIG: @gabepac1 twitter: @gabe_pachecoIG: @sameermon twitter: @sameermonContact: [email protected]Twitter @halalcartelsMUSIC by SAREEN IG: @Sareenpatel @brownprivilegeArt by @elizabitcrusher1 hr 6 min
- 90 Day Fiancé in the Amazon, Wet Nurse Johnny Rockets, and the Soft Power of Ethnic Cuisines
Breast Milk Immunity, Humans are taking one for the Animal Kingdom but taking all the Bullshit Jobs, Bringing back the Wet Nurses, The Americans, Ethnic Cuisine as soft power influence, unsustainable growth as we spread the dream US-style development abroad, 90 Day Fiance in the Amazon, Gigli's grassroots marketing campaign, the cops tasered a man and he spontaneously combusted, the schools are still open during the surge, support the rank and file teacher's union members
IG: @gabepac1 twitter: @gabe_pacheco
IG: @sameermon twitter: @sameermon
Contact: [email protected]
Twitter @halalcartels
MUSIC by SAREEN IG: @Sareenpatel @brownprivilege
Art by @elizabitcrusher
1 hr 2 min - Terrorizing Timeshare Salemen for Treats and the Democrats Hate Public School Teachers
New York’s New Clown Mayor, NFT’s, Montessori School Sociopaths, Terrorizing Timeshare Salesmen, The Democrats are at war with the Teachers in the Pandemic
IG: @gabepac1 twitter: @gabe_pacheco
IG: @sameermon twitter: @sameermon
Contact: [email protected]
Twitter @halalcartels
MUSIC by SAREEN IG: @Sareenpatel @brownprivilege
Art by @elizabitcrusher
54 min - Xmas is a cursed holiday, regressing around your family, near-death experiences, sleep paralysis, The Beach, Don’t Look Up, and More!
Last Episode of the Year! Thanks for listening
IG: @gabepac1 twitter: @gabe_pacheco
IG: @sameermon twitter: @sameermon
Contact: [email protected]
Twitter @halalcartels
MUSIC by SAREEN IG: @Sareenpatel @brownprivilege
Art by @elizabitcrusher
51 min - Sameer had healthy twins! Meditations on Milk, Modern-Day Slavery, FBI Wiretaps, and Throat Goats
Sameer had twins, FBI wire-tapping Muslim teenagers, celebrity nannies, Nancy Reagan is the throat goat, Crazy Horse milk-kinship, The US Navy is Pearl Harboring Oahu with jet fuel in the water supply, the dangerous history of drinking cow's milk, modern day slavery in Georgia and more!
IG: @gabepac1 twitter: @gabe_pacheco
IG: @sameermon twitter: @sameermon
Contact: [email protected]
Twitter @halalcartels
MUSIC by SAREEN IG: @Sareenpatel @brownprivilege
Art by @elizabitcrusher
57 min - Shotcallers in the newborn nursery and the Opium Wars
Sameer is about to become a dad. This episode is recorded hours before the delivery. We talk about disappearing twins, womb wars, and being the alpha in the nursery. We also talk about community policing, how the suburbs are financially parasitic appendages of the cities, Yellow Jackets, and the Opium Wars in China.
IG: @gabepac1 twitter: @gabe_pacheco
IG: @sameermon twitter: @sameermon
Contact: [email protected]
Twitter @halalcartels
MUSIC by SAREEN IG: @Sareenpatel @brownprivilege
Art by @elizabitcrusher
50 min - Selling Guns and Cocaine to Fund Death Squads to Stop Kids from Learning to Read: US vs Nicaragua
Why won't Kratom sponsor us? The CIA hates literate peasants. Who armed Iran and Iraq during their war? Recent Nicaragua history. Should kids be professional actors? Sameer is still having twins.
IG: @gabepac1 twitter: @gabe_pacheco
IG: @sameermon twitter: @sameermon
Contact: [email protected]
Twitter @halalcartels
MUSIC by SAREEN IG: @Sareenpatel @brownprivilege
Art by @elizabitcrusher
48 min - Went to Boston for the McLobster Roll and binged Narcos Mexico Abolish the DEA
McLobster Rolls vs McRibs, Boston America’s crown jewel, Chinatown Gambling culture. Go analogue with your media. The downside of streaming. Travis Scott Death Cult, Narcos is back in Netflix, DEA are the worst. El Chapo and Sean Penn, All's fair in the Drug War, Private satellite traffic jams, Somalians space pirates, Universal V*xzeeen Passports
IG: @gabepac1 twitter: @gabe_pacheco
IG: @sameermon twitter: @sameermon
Contact: [email protected]
Twitter @halalcartels
MUSIC by SAREEN IG: @Sareenpatel @brownprivilege
Art by @elizabitcrusher
59 min
About Halal Cartels
From the publisher's feed
Halal Cartels
Global hot takes from a couple local brown guys living in the center of a sundowning empire.
hosted by
Gabe Pacheco
Sameer Naseem,
And just like the Wu, we do it for the children
IG: @gabepac1
IG: @sameermon
Contact: [email protected]
twitter: @halalcartels
https://www.patreon.com/Halalcartels
Intro Music by SAREEN @sareenpatel @Brownprivilege