Half My Age

Special thanks to The Master Jonah Mancino, who edits this podcast.

Don’t mix concrete with your bare hands! (Portland Cement)

The appearance of youth (Baby Foot! For the love of God, sponsor us!)

On the air for 40 years (This Old House)

I don’t apologize because I still think it’s a joke (Hinge)

Thumbs-Up Jesus; Disapproving Mary (Buddy Christ)

I realized I’d been had. (Our God is an Awesome God)

I questioned it myself but I like it! (Tens machines)

It’s a great stocking stuffer (Teenagers Suck)

The one day we keep holy (A Festivus for the rest of us!)

Feats of Strength (Pringles Ringle Challenge)

Special thanks to Jonah Mancino who edits this podcast and knows what TikTok is.

The formal version of politeness: vocab lesson, Bitches. (politesse)

Because you know the Rolling Stones song; the more you know. (Sympathy for the Devil)

What an awesome book that is; teenagers suck! (Beyond Mama Bear, coming soon as an audio book!)

Early Bird Special (Requisite Seinfeld pull)

Back to the scissor switches; we were filled with such hope! (16” MacBook Pro)

The Conceit of the Theatre: Mayonnaise on Your Face (Clean Comedy promo photo)

OK, Boomer Marks the End of Friendly Generational Relations (NYT article; the N word; AARP response)

SHOW NOTES

Special thanks to Jonah Mancino who edits this podcast and does his best never to steal valor.

Denver = America’s Worst City to Find Love (303 Magazine & The Great Love Debate with Brian Howie Podcast)

The Bizarro Andrew (Requisite Seinfeld pull)

I’m being very cool by not listening to it (The Joe Rogan Experience: Nikki Glaser)

“My culture is not your costume” (Pamela Anderson’s Halloween costume)

The most famous exterminator (Dale Gribble)

Another enthusiastic exterminator (Arachnophobia)

Murdery-Rapey-Scary (Good filters for dating apps like Hinge)

“Believe it or not, George isn’t at home” (Requisite Seinfeld Pull)

The orig (Greatest American Hero theme song)

“Very funny” (The TBS tagline)

Clean Comedy Contest (Get your tickets for 11/17!!!)

Clean Comedy Contest (Get your tickets for 11/17!!!)

The movie every man has seen (except Andrew)

The First Woman to Win the Boston Comedy Fest (Nancy Norton)

The Venn diagram of finance and long-distance running (an international phenomenon)

Wash it and put lotion on it (tattoo aftercare)

Pat your head if you’re okay (scuba hand signals)

“Real” science (can men and women be friends?)

A resource for raising “kinder, gentler men” (The Good Men Project)

Don’t get made into a skin suit! (Silence of the Lambs)

“If you’re not first, you’re last” (Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby)

Horses are measured in ‘hands’ (why not ‘hooves’?)

There’s no joke here (Depends adult diapers)

Andrew wants to be a pilot; George wants to be an architect. (Requisite Seinfeld pull)

They have a drone gym! (Big Bend Community College)

It sounds like a movie. (Mechatronics)

As they say on the podcast. (Back to Work with Merlin Mann and Dan Benjamin)

SHOW NOTES

Special thanks to Jonah Mancino who edits this podcast and keeps the power on.

“Just do it like a Band-Aid. One motion. Right off!” (Requisite Seinfeld pull)

What Mrs. Filholm wants for her birthday (Buy this book!)

Clean Comedy Contest! (November 17, 2019 @ Comedy Works South)

“I don’t mind sounding like an idiot.” (Power outages and wild fires in California; The debate continues to rage)

A case study on how greed takes over and causes all kinds of harm (Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room)

SHOW NOTES

Special thanks to Jonah Mancino who edits this podcast and never gives us the duck.

Mrs. Filholm can’t stop and she won’t stop. (The new book! You can buy it now!!)

Andrew’s ideal situation (Clean Comedy Competition at Comedy Works, November 17!)

Trying not to crush the bunny (Lawyers, Guns and Money)

SHOW NOTES

Special thanks to Jonah Mancino who edits this podcast and drops in the occasional sound effect for levity.

A grain of sand in the microchip (Friend of the Show Chris Traeger)

I definitely sprained my ass (The gluteal region)

The sweet stage makeup with bones sticking out (Moulage)

And are you experiencing any discomfort? (Requisite Seinfeld pull)

I’m just gonna shut up on that until I know more (Emergency; The Game)

Old theatre kids put on good shows. (Morrissey)

A cool new concert venue in Denver (Mission Ballroom)

SHOW NOTES:

“I shrunk it” (Requisite Seinfeld Pull)

Their gift shop is fantastic, by the way) (Coors Brewery Tour)