You can't have an abortion if you never have sex. At least that's what I always say.

This week we expose the truth about Michael Jackson, and he's been a bad boy.

Anyone remember the Jerky boys? Well you can call us the Sucky Boys.

I've been getting bullied by a 20 year old Starbucks barista so now I need to find a new Starbucks.

Hey it's Thursday, lets get deep into Eddy. Why not?

People say Saturdays are for the boys, but I say Sundays are for The Burbs starring Tom Hanks

Tim lost his virginity once, but can he do it again?

Is this thing on? We're back for season 2 with one of our most unusual episodes yet. Hell, its almost as if we didn't mean to do this at all.

We talk Grinder and put Jim on blast in the season one finale.

We don't know north from south or zip codes from area codes but that doesn't make you better than us. Or does it?