Twas the Half Time Sandwiches Christmas Special and the boys used this sacred time to look back on the silly gubbins from 2024.

Josh gives us a Shithouse of the Weekend and is threatened with a visit from ghosts of managers past while Henry becomes quiz master with a festive themed quiz all about Big Sam Allardyce.

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Martin Keown's malfunctioning, Brest are flying in the Champions League and Rúben Amorim is about to lead Manchester United to glory, though Josh still can't get his name right.

Since the last podcast Henry's shaved his face, binned off his trousers and has started the journey to running a marathon which calls for an impromptu running-themed round of 'Punalty Shoot Out'. Vote for your favourite themed-team on Instagram @halftimesandwiches and while you're there give the pod a follow and a subscribe!

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Thomas Tuchel is the new England manager and there's lots to talk about! They're so excited that Henry's baking celebratory cakes and Josh is penning lyrics to a new chant. Plus, as Tuchel becomes England's third foreign coach, a look back at Capello and Sven in a game of 'Coach to 5 Quotes'.

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The boys are back with a special Sandwiches Season Opener episode!

It may be two weeks after the new season started - but who the bloody hell cares! The Premier League is back in business and Henry and Josh have their predictions for the 2024/25 season, from the bold and brave to the down right ridiculous.

Expect Steve McClaren eating chicken, an AI roast, some silly summer back page headlines and rice in a bag!

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Podcast? What podcast? Podcasts are for duos. Incorrect. It's Josh's turn to talk Euros action while Henry's living it up in Germany. Josh checks in with Henry's kebab-escapades and regales some of his highlights of Euro 2024 including Shearer's commentary and missing Bellingham's bicycle kick.

Will England be in the final by the time this is released? Who knows! Get in touch and follow as always @halftimesandwiches

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While Mr. Shreeve recovers from a wild weekend in Glastonbury, Mr. Liston takes the reigns on this edition of the pod!

Expect German phrases, an England vs Slovakia quiz question no one asked for, all the scoops on how football made it into the festival and a drastically wrong reference to David Beckham.

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The group stages are over and we've had a lovely time witnessing spaghetti being snapped by Albanians, Amadou Onana snapping at a reporter, and a Hungarian striker who could snap you in two. There's a round of 'Shit House of the Group Stage', a brand new Marc Guehi chant fashioned around an O-Zone classic, and Henry's 'Two, Two, f***ing One' team of the tournament thus far.

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Henry and Josh build up the hype for Euro 2024 as they give their final verdict on the England squad and learn bizarre facts about them courtesy of the official England sticker book (thanks M&S). Plus, the biggest Euros match that matters - Henry vs Josh in the return of the Punalty Shoot Out with the predictable theme of 'Europe'. Who wins? You decide...

Not the Euros, you don't decide who wins that, but you can have your say on the Punalty Shoot Out. Just head to @halftimesandwiches on Instagram.

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Well well well! This is the end. The final podcast of the 2023/34 season. Bye!

Only joshing! The boys will be back in two weeks time to go (foot)balls deep into all things Euros.

They leave you with Josh channelling his inner Sabrina Carpenter, singing his version of the current UK Number 1...get your ears around ‘Mauricio’! Oh, and Henry has a new and improved version of 'Dickinson's Real Deal' (we promise it's better that the first!) ahead of the Champions League Final between Borussia Dortmund and Real Madrid.

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To mark the end of the Premier League 2023/24 season, the lads have put together their Alternative Sandwiches Team of the Season.

GK - Emi Martínez (always up to some wind-up antics)

DEF - Jack Robinson (loves a scrap with his team mates)

DEF - Jonny Evans (still playing as a pensioner)

DEF - Reece James (spends all season injured, then gets sent off)

MID - Kalvin Phillips (gives fans the finger)

MID - Lucas Paquetá (bets are on)

MID - Sandro Tonali (bets are still on)

MID - Jordan Henderson (air miles merchant)

FWD - Mudryk (one-on-one for £10k)

FWD - Jadon Sancho (crap at Old Trafford, dynamite at Dortmund)

FWD - Neil Maupay (the ultimate Shithouse of all time)

Agree with our choices? Think there's someone missing? Let us know on Instagram: @halftimesandwiches or email [email protected] - we'd love to hear from you!

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