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  • Episode 74: Dragon Dice In A Nutshell
    The show is a flop from the very start! Danny's in a baaaaaad mood this week, gang! But Shawn's great and NOT in a mood! Shawn wants to play Dragon Dice!! What a card ol' Shawn is. A real cute guy! Heath bars in the bath tub, Elon Musk is a weird creep, Grimes isn't very smart, Carson Daily's favorite songs, Tetris Effect, Shawn Gree soundboard reaction voicemails! Is Shawn a Man of the World? Or a Dew-Slurpin' Hee Haw Prince of Ol' Kaintuck? Puerto Rico knowledge, Didjanu is now taking ad space, World Wide Pants, Byron Hussie's Fancy Popcorn Popcorn-Bartenders, 1-858-651-5050 Li'l Shermie's world building, Callin Jerry Wheat, Sakura Pen Touch Markers, Video Roulette, Sexual Assistance for the Obese, SoloTravelBlog, cultural appropriation, Japan!
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    1 hr 50 min
  • Episode 73: Wayward Shawn
    Welcome first time listeners!! More Danny Door Dash antics! Shawn wants to claim the “halfwayokay” name on SnapChat, Incels are the worst, Shawn is still having issues with this appearance because he was an idiot and shaved his beard for a costume, Danny made a soundboard, Trick or Treating, Shawn tries so very hard to talk about something, but Danny refuses to let Shawn talk because he keeps saying “Uh oh” and playing with this soundboard and it's exhausting, Shark Tank! Curling, Shawn introduces the “Li'l Shermie's” Creative and Communal Thought Exercise, Haunting of Hill House talk, JUMP SCARE, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Shawn reads from a Jughead and Friends Digest Magazine (very funny), Shawn Green's Mutant Roundup: Ed Shipek A.K.A. Mr. Sunshine, pro wrestling, Florida, JUMP SCARE!! Does anyone read these? Say “I DOES” in the halfwayokay Friendship Club or @halfwayokay on Twitter. There will be no prize.
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    1 hr 31 min
  • Episode 72: Return to Danny Fastpaws' God Damn Castle of Blood
    Welcome BACK to the Castle of Blood! Horror actor Erin R. Ryan joins the fun on this very spooky episode! Dinosaur talk, Shawn Green's face EXPOSED! Prince Adam, Blood News!! Nashville Nightmare, stabbings, robocalls, a cool clip from The Office, Parker and Grant, Spooky Story Story Submissions!! Hot Dr. Pepper (again), Halloween Jokes brought to you by Funology.com/halloween, The Loveland Frog, Thomas Lighteningbolt, Congo, Denver Spiderman, Castlevania talk, Bill O'Niel and his amazing “Spiricom” device! Danny makes his own “Spiricom” device in order to talk to REAL GHOSTS!!
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    3 hr 5 min
  • Episode 71: Fritos the Clown
    Shawn and Danny makin' magic once again!! Shawn's stress meter, Shawn makes plans for when/if he becomes single again, clown college, Santa college, tiny museum, Shawn Green's Anime Connection,
    Dragon Ball Z, Shawn is playing Call of Duty for some reason, Jason Witten, Ray Sipe, Terry Davis, HQ Trivia: The Office, Jerry Wheat voicemails, Jimmy Civilian voicemail!, unpleasant movie theater experiences, Shawn fixed his car, Shawn plays his stand up routine that he recorded on his phone, toddler's first four words, Somebody Quiz Me, TV moms, The Connors
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    1 hr 34 min
  • Episode 70: East of the Willows
    We got Shawn, Danny, and Greg Nichols!! And BOY do we TALK!! Shawn is NOT racist, the old days of public access, Shawn's nice, HWOK bylaws, assuming gender norms, Danny Fastpaws is declared THE Enemy of the Show, Danny throws a power play baby pout fit, Shawn and Greg revisit their imrov roots, Danny Fastpaws' Film Best Reviews He Did Not Write, The Bodyguard, Greg is a great listener, The Georgia Guidestones, Neosho Nightmare.mp4, Party of Five season 2!!!! Mad About You, Danny Masterson, rape-kissing, HWOK Voicemail Detectives: The Case of Auri and The Doghouse!
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    2 hr 9 min
  • Episode 69: Blam Through It
    Shawn is losin' his grip and losin' his cool! Danny's cool and smooth and fulla blam! News Uh-oh! Bill Clinton & Monica Lewinsky parody songs, Shawn finally saw Shrek and he didn't care for it, Danny death shames poor Chris Farley R.I.P., Highway to Heck, Hot Dr. Pepper, “Here's the thing”, 2018 Annual First Time halfwayokay Awards! Congratulations to all of our winners and nominees, Phantasy Star Online, PC NOW, Mutant Roundup featuring Shawn Green drunk at a rap show secretly filmed that makes Shawn freakout about it
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    1 hr 28 min
  • Episode 68: Tennis Ball Klutz
    Shawn educates Danny about the state or supreme court justice insanity that's going on, KavaNAW!! Guinness World Records, staying overnight at a museum, Shawn is accidentally into poor shaming, giving life advice to Viv, Danny's killer new Shawn impression, DIDJANU?, Danny and Shaw review Flyin' Ryan, Party of Five season 2!, Outback Steak House gift card scandal, Target attack!! Homophobic breakfast cereal protests!! And our one and only Stu Charno!
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    1 hr 25 min
  • Episode 67: Weird Easter: The Harvest
    It's Weird Easter is a fine holiday! Almost as good as the anniversery of Bruce Almighty's theatrical release! We immediately ask our lovely guest designer and “bud” Tony Wartinger about his dating habits and he gets VERY uncomfortable, also Project Runway news!! Audrey is Listener of the Month, Yeses or Noses, Weird Easter gift exchanges, butt size, James Brubaker reads us a scary story with SWEARS, Shawn is more well-read than Danny/Tony, Big Bird is the Mothman, Golden State Killer silly audio, arsonist teens, Shawn's karaoke bit falls flat and he blames it on Danny, new shirt announcement!! Candy corn hot takes, spooky scary, quiet reflection Stu Charno and MORE!! HAPPY WEIRD EASTER!!
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    1 hr 20 min
  • Episode 66: Spider Politics
    We got the scoops! A.K.A. clown sightings, criss-cross applesauce, Danny attacks the press, Pepe the Frog has ruined frogs, rainbows, ringback tones, we're not gonna BAKE it, Herd That With Shawn, Spider Season, incest heist, braggin about autographs, “The Grave” in depth review, Kroger rapology, video game voicemail, World of Warcraft is older than Viv, Shawn opens a mysterious package, Somebody Quiz Me!, and a Stuniverse! Whatta show!!
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    1 hr 21 min
  • Episode 65: Party of Sixty-Five
    Shawn and also Danny are hoopin' it up again! Migraines, dog-head men, Kroger, happy birthday Matt Miller. BREAKING NEWS sponsored by The Alla Xul Elu!! Things got CRAZY with Richlife!! Noam Chomsky poems, Being addicted to early 90s FOX television, Party of Five season 1 deep dive. Danny is disappointed that nobody watched Party of Five, Mutant Roundup!!: Jlink Master's grandma rant, William Johnson AKA The Doctor of Solutions and WWF announcer presents “Johnson Care”. New HWOK Adoption: Spencer Karter. He is a fine newsman and Cosby rape denier
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    2 hr 29 min

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