Picture it: pears. Pear orchards. Pear cobbler. Medicine. Intrigued? Then you must work for Hallmark! It's Harvest Love, and we're going to decide if it's a Will or a Ronnie.

One year of Hallmark, so we're celebrating with She's All That! Seems about right. We're talking about problematic 90s behavior, crazy schools, and trend setting moments!

What's a five letter word for awesome? LACEY! We're solving puzzles, making leaps, and admiring the energy level of an old man as we watch the first episode of Crossword Mysteries!

It's our one year anniversary, and what better way to celebrate than with special guest Loree Stark from A Very Hallmark Christmas?!? We're solving crimes and recalling times when suspects were spotted, fingerprints were blotted, and time was allotted for podcasting. Tune in!

We absolutely love Jen Lilley and think she is a great person and actress, so why are we not into "Yes, I Do"? We'll discuss that along with great parents, a Jonas wedding, and therapy. So much therapy. See if you can count the number of exasperated sighs in this episode and the first person with the correct answer will receive a personalized exasperated sigh from Mark personally! It's a terrible prize.

We're going back to where it all began for Jen Lilley and Hallmark as we watch Dash of Love! We're also talking embarrassing our parents, Fresh Off the Boat, and how much we love art!

It's finally here! Model Behavior! We're talking JT, talkboys, huge phones, Giffords, coq au vin, destroying lives, and creeps, so WHAT ELSE COULD YOU POSSIBLY WANT! GET. IT.

We're back with the woman that started it all, Lacey Chabert, and we're talking about three things: love, romance, and chocolate pizza. Oooohh yeeaaaahh!

Happy Valentine's Day! I got you a new episode, and it's way better than those chalk heart things! We're talking mystery sounds, necessary break-ups, and how important is Valentine's day really? Tune in!

Love is in the air and so are the drones! We're talking Valentine in the Vineyard! But that's not all! We investigate Sweetest Day, Cosmo quizzes, and planning a wedding! Oh, and llamas. Of course llamas.