Grab your coffin o’ cursed dirt, we’re talkin’ NOSFERATU. In between the ABBA references and the random exploration of Kira and Cody’s Judaic roots, we stayed sorta somewhat on track. And remember, this sure as HECK ain’t Dracula.

Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Halloweeners on Instagram and Twitter @halloweenerspod. Our theme music is by Apres Pompeii (@aprespompeii), episode artwork is by Liah Paterson (@atenderwitch), and header artwork is by Marc Christoforidis (marcchristo.tumblr.com).

Nothing says 90s nostalgia like MEAT HOOKS and LONG RAINCOATS. We’re talking the teen slasher classic(?) I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER! And baby, the weather isn’t the only thing heating up. Cody literally loses his damn mind over 1997 Ryan Phillippe and Kira professes her love of Dave Matthews covers. Does this movie’s plot make any damn sense? Why does Johnny Galecki get unceremoniously bazinga’d? All will be revealed in the episode!

Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Halloweeners on Instagram and Twitter @halloweenerspod. Our theme music is by Apres Pompeii (@aprespompeii), episode artwork is by Liah Paterson (@atenderwitch), and header artwork is by Marc Christoforidis (marcchristo.tumblr.com).

Check your calendars, we’re talking FRIDAY THE 13TH PART TWO! Is this movie just a repeat of the first one but with a slight increase in the budget? Listen and find out! Kira turns into a vaudeville-era ghost live on mic and Cody corrupts Let It Go. And for the life of them, neither can remember these damn characters’ names.

Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Halloweeners on Instagram and Twitter @halloweenerspod. Our theme music is by Apres Pompeii (@aprespompeii), episode artwork is by Liah Paterson (@atenderwitch), and header artwork is by Marc Christoforidis (marcchristo.tumblr.com).

Oh no oh no oh no are those cellos? Better get out of the water because we’re talking JAWS. And boy oh boy, are our hosts in a silly mood. Kira yells at misogynistic Congressmen and Cody gives you an extremely uncomfortable whispery ocean sex fantasy. Beware of our Boston accents and musical improv!

Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Halloweeners on Instagram and Twitter @halloweenerspod. Our theme music is by Apres Pompeii (@aprespompeii), episode artwork is by Liah Paterson (@atenderwitch), and header artwork is by Marc Christoforidis (marcchristo.tumblr.com).

Crack open your puzzle boxes and get your DICKS READY, we’re talking HELLRAISER! And honey, hell isn’t the only thing being raised. This week, Cody can’t stop moaning over lighting and Kira has questions about penis swaps. Come for the sex demon discussions, stay for the Little Shop of Horrors comparisons. WARNING: This is an especially sexually explicit episode. Play it for your kids so they can finally learn some shit.

Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Halloweeners on Instagram and Twitter @halloweenerspod. Our theme music is by Apres Pompeii (@aprespompeii), episode artwork is by Liah Paterson (@atenderwitch), and header artwork is by Marc Christoforidis (marcchristo.tumblr.com).

Get ready for tongue-clicks and some good ole family drama, we’re discussing HEREDITARY. Kira requests a simple brain transfer and Cody remains on-brand dropping facts about Matilda The Musical. We also write a new theme song mid-show! (Sorry Zack)

Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Halloweeners on Instagram and Twitter @halloweenerspod. Our theme music is by Apres Pompeii (@aprespompeii), episode artwork is by Liah Paterson (@atenderwitch), and header artwork is by Marc Christoforidis (marcchristo.tumblr.com).

Tune up your theremins, we’re talking HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL. The original, baby! Listen along as Cody recreates a sexy Ghost Adventures fantasy and Kira asks if anyone else wants Vincent Price to pull their hair. Is this our hottest episode yet? Listen and find out...IF YOU DARE!

Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Halloweeners on Instagram and Twitter @halloweenerspod. Our theme music is by Apres Pompeii (@aprespompeii), episode artwork is by Liah Paterson (@atenderwitch), and header artwork is by Marc Christoforidis (marcchristo.tumblr.com).

Hej lilla spöken, it’s time for the anti-convenience store horror movie from Netflix, THE RITUAL! And we are just RICH with insight. Kira is sick of these British bros bro’ing out and Cody makes his Swedish ancestors sad. Honey, you got a big storm comin’!

Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Halloweeners on Instagram and Twitter @halloweenerspod. Our theme music is by Apres Pompeii (@aprespompeii), episode artwork is by Liah Paterson (@atenderwitch), and header artwork is by Marc Christoforidis (marcchristo.tumblr.com).

It’s the perfect movie to watch before your family’s Memorial Day BBQ, THE HILLS HAVE EYES! And boy do those peepers watch over a lot of crazy shit. Kira has problems dealing with a grown human drinking milk from the carton and Cody stumbles HARD when asked to read medical terms. We love you, Michael Berryman!

Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Halloweeners on Instagram and Twitter @halloweenerspod. Our theme music is by Apres Pompeii (@aprespompeii), episode artwork is by Liah Paterson (@atenderwitch), and header artwork is by Marc Christoforidis (marcchristo.tumblr.com).