Review the rules and lock your damn doors, because we cannot stop screaming about SCREAM. And we have a special guest star: Zack aka Apres Pompeii our theme music composer aka Cody’s boyfriend is here! Join us as Kira has trouble understanding bathroom paint schemes and Cody trots out a Patricia Arquette “impression”. This episode was recorded in a very very very hot room, listen along as the trio succumbs to heat stroke in real time!

Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Halloweeners on Instagram and Twitter @halloweenerspod. Our theme music is by Apres Pompeii (@aprespompeii), episode artwork is by Liah Paterson (@atenderwitch), and header artwork is by Marc Christoforidis (marcchristo.tumblr.com).

Wind up your egg timers, it’s time to explore A QUIET PLACE! And honey, we’re anything but quiet while we talk about this super weird episode of The Office. Cody gives bad parenting advice and Kira shares her hot Devil Wears Prada takes. Now turn off your damn rocket toy already, jeez!

Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Halloweeners on Instagram and Twitter @halloweenerspod. Our theme music is by Apres Pompeii (@aprespompeii), episode artwork is by Liah Paterson (@atenderwitch), and header artwork is by Marc Christoforidis (marcchristo.tumblr.com).

DISCLAIMER: Any weird popping noises you may hear aren’t your headphones, it’s just our audio equipment being possessed by demons.

CH CH CH AH AH AH...or is it KI KI KI MA MA MA? Either way, we’re talking FRIDAY THE 13TH! It’s the first movie in the Jason franchise even though it barely features him at all. Cody just won’t stop singing the praises of his home state of New Jersey and Kira tries guessing how long it takes for a corpse to give off an odor. Need help keeping all the teen characters straight? We’ll barely help you.

Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Halloweeners on Instagram and Twitter @halloweenerspod. Our theme music is by Apres Pompeii (@aprespompeii), episode artwork is by Liah Paterson (@atenderwitch), and header artwork is by Marc Christoforidis (marcchristo.tumblr.com).

Summer’s almost here and you know what that means...time to cozy up with everyone’s favorite aquatic missing link, CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON! Kira can’t stop fawning over the 21 different outfits Julie Adams wears over the course of 3 days and Cody does his best/unwanted sexy nurse voice (hello, doctah!). Listen along as their voices get increasingly more tired in real time during this late-night recording session!

Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Halloweeners on Instagram and Twitter @halloweenerspod. Our theme music is by Apres Pompeii (@aprespompeii), episode artwork is by Liah Paterson (@atenderwitch), and header artwork is by Marc Christoforidis (marcchristo.tumblr.com).

Whip out your ouija boards and flip those mattresses, we’re talking Netflix’s VERONICA! Kira shares her teeth-straightening saga and Cody proves that he’s really a wine mom at heart. Goodbye! (Was that so hard, Vero?)

Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Halloweeners on Instagram and Twitter @halloweenerspod. Our theme music is by Apres Pompeii (@aprespompeii), episode artwork is by Liah Paterson (@atenderwitch), and header artwork is by Marc Christoforidis (marcchristo.tumblr.com).

Hop in the prayer closet with us, we’re talking CARRIE. Finally we’re giving the people what they want: discussions of our non-existent high school sex lives and musical theatre references. Kira admires Amy Irving’s curls and Cody won’t stop singing Cats. Shalom!

Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Halloweeners on Instagram and Twitter @halloweenerspod. Our theme music is by Apres Pompeii (@aprespompeii), episode artwork is by Liah Paterson (@atenderwitch), and header artwork is by Marc Christoforidis (marcchristo.tumblr.com).

Zippity zap, Franky’s here! This week we’re talking about the original 1931 FRANKENSTEIN! Kira has no mercy for child actors and Cody can’t stop his eyes from rolling (he really likes old movies, we swear!) Anybody want some hard boiled eggs?

Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Halloweeners on Instagram and Twitter @halloweenerspod. Our theme music is by Apres Pompeii (@aprespompeii), episode artwork is by Liah Paterson (@atenderwitch), and header artwork is by Marc Christoforidis (marcchristo.tumblr.com).

Plug up your ears and keep your phone charged, this week Cody and Kira discuss the (newly) Oscar-winning movie, GET OUT! We’re talking sparklers, crocheting, and intense face acting.

Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Halloweeners on Instagram and Twitter @halloweenerspod. Our theme music is by Apres Pompeii (@aprespompeii), episode artwork is by Liah Paterson (@atenderwitch), and header artwork is by Marc Christoforidis (marcchristo.tumblr.com).

Cue up the orchestra and hop in that shower, it’s PSYCHO! Listen to the gang explore a cautionary tale about the dangers of guys who love birds. Kira learns what forever stamps are and Cody of course uses a movie from 1960 to talk shit about Reagan. Warning: you’ll feel self-conscious about your eyebrows after watching this film.

Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Halloweeners on Instagram and Twitter @halloweenerspod. Our theme music is by Apres Pompeii (@aprespompeii), episode artwork is by Liah Paterson (@atenderwitch), and header artwork is by Marc Christoforidis (marcchristo.tumblr.com).

This week we go into the woods where nothing’s clear, where flannels, slime, and DATs appear. It’s THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT! Cody pretends to know what melatonin is and Kira says “bitch” so many times you’d think she just learned the word. Listen along as they form The Heather Donahue Fan Club in real time!

Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Halloweeners on Instagram and Twitter @halloweenerspod. Our theme music is by Apres Pompeii (@aprespompeii), episode artwork is by Liah Paterson (@atenderwitch), and header artwork is by Marc Christoforidis (marcchristo.tumblr.com).