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"Discovering the history and global variations of hamburgers. Ready for a savory laugh? After the joke, you’ve got five seconds to cook up the right answer. Ready to flip into fun?

1st Joke: Why don't hamburgers go to school?

2nd Joke: What did the hamburger name its baby?

3rd Joke: What did the plate say to the other plate?

4th Joke: Why did the hamburger go to the gym?

5th Joke: What do you call a cow that paints?

Today's Riddle: I’m crispy and golden, a perfect side treat, Next to a burger, I can’t be beat. What am I?

That's all for our burger banquet. Pass the laughs and come back tomorrow for some inventive fun on Paperclip Day!

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