Hamburger Theatre

THE FUTURE OF THE WORLD RESTS WITH JUST ONE MAN...

Join Michael Gold, a freelancer spy in his quest to find an old guy who needs a diamond but wants his daughter back!

Learn about maps, Cuba's military and how to just let go. 

Welcome to Hamburger Theatre.

This is a podcast with a mind to spread honest-to-god godawful but entertaining bad movies.

Hear all about how to ruin orgies, craft masterful incantations and throw a demon at your prey so you don't have to do all the dirty work!

Welcome to Hamburger Theatre. 

This is a podcast with a mind to spread honest-to-god godawful but entertaining bad movies.

Learn the ways of the law, how to correctly listen to muzak whilst shirtless, and what to do when you have a superhuman serial killer running around your small town!

Welcome to Hamburger Theatre.

This is a podcast with a mind to spread honest-to-god godawful but entertaining bad movies.

Meet Warren, he has trouble picking up chicks but he's discovered one weird trick that makes ALL his problems go away! His friends HATE him!!

Welcome to Hamburger Theatre.

This is a podcast with a mind to spread honest-to-god godawful but entertaining bad movies.

Join Michael Harris and his ragtag group of friends while they fight an evil vampire thing while getting ready for the Valentine's school dance!

Welcome to Hamburger Theatre.

This is a podcast with a mind to spread honest-to-god godawful but entertaining bad movies.

Educate yourself about magick with The Lords of Magick...you'll be glad you did!