Hamish & Andy

It's one year since Jack promised to doorstop the CEO of Mars, and it's never happened, so Hamish & Andy bring the door stopping to him. Bec caused a ruckus on a family holiday in Fiji when she lost her ring, and the guys tackle one of the most important parts of ConCon: The Biscuits.

1. Jack doorstops the CEO of Mars 
2. Bec loses her Oura Ring 
3. Extreme empaths 
4. ConCon biscuit chat 

Jack's been caught out weaselling again in what can only be described as the biggest weasel trap ever set on the show. Andy's looking a little too happy, so we bring on some listeners to upset him. A extended voice mail from a friend leaves Andy in a sticky (or stinky) situation, and ConCon's location is finally revealed.

1. Jack’s hoarding more jackets 
2. Upset Andy 
3. Andy leaves an embarrassing voice mail 
4. ConCon location reveal 

A salacious headline about Hamish being in a police investigation sets the guys up to play another round of Salacious Headlines. Multiple bids have come through for a ConCon location, and Andy comes in with a brand new Song Sleuth involving an Australian classic. Plus, listeners try their best to tell the guys someone they haven't thought of for a while. 

1. Salacious headlines 
2. ConCon bidding locations 
3. Tell us someone we haven’t thought of in a while 
4. Turning to look at a fancy car 
5. Song Sleuth - Up There Cazaly 

Hamish had a hilarious Uber ride involving a driver listing all of his gripes with the Logies, plus an expert at Impulse Buyer Psychology sheds some light on Hamish's problem. Our extreme empaths delight us again, and  a listener thinks they can listen to the podcast at 3x speed. 

1. Hamish’s Logies Uber ride 
2. Inside the mind of an impulse buyer 
3. Extreme Empaths 
4. Podcast speed listening 
5. Gruff pays a visit 

Anji joins the show to vouch for her partner, who petered out of the show after claiming he could get completely undressed in less than 2.5 seconds. Andy makes a discovery about toasters that he puts to the test in Experimental as Anything, while wrapping up some Loose Ends in the meantime. Hamish brings back the Moonwalkers for a quick update, and we bounce around some location ideas for the upcoming ConCon.

1. Return of the speedy undresser 
2. Experimental as anything - toaster time 
3. Racing Sonny in the moonwalkers 
4. ConCon location suggestions 

The emails have absolutely flooded in for ConCon, so the guys talk about the logistics around the big day. Paris 2024 is underway, and the boys have noticed a few humorous things going on with the games. We hound the Mint with requests for a coin, and Jack's weaselly ways are put under scrutiny once again. 

1. Con Con expressions of interest 
2. Extreme empaths 
3. Paris 2024 observations 
4. Your emails to the Mint 
5. Crows stealing golf balls 

Hamish finally receives the Moonwalkers and shows the guys his amazing new walking speeds, the guys come up with the idea for ConCon: A Worldwide Tax Deductible conference that all of the listeners are invited to. Chit Chat Champions is back with a twist, as Marg Lee and Kerri Blake take each other on for a special Mum edition. Plus, Jack's bashful about mentioning you-know-who, but keen eared listeners have found some damning evidence against him. 

1. Moonwalkers first test 
2. Power moves 
3. Worldwide conferences 
4. Chit Chat Champions - Mums edition 
5. Mr. Ralph on the radio 

Hamish has some big questions for the guys about tax deductions and wants to speak to an accountant about what you can and can't hypothetically, maybe, claim. Jack snubs the show once again on his popular radio show, leaving the guys unsure of what they mean to him. The CEO of the Royal Australian Mint speaks out about the ambitious coin saga, and we welcome a self-proclaimed hex key hero to test his special skill. 

1. Hamish’s tax test 
2. What does #6 mean to Jack? 
3. Hex key hero - special skill 
4. The CEO of the mint speaks 

Hamish has been dipping into the joint account again, Andy launches a new segment trying to get to the bottom of the small truths in life, plus a commercial pilot joins the boys on air to talk about shaky landings. George from Seinfeld might be ripping off the show, and Hamish's wife Zoe thinks she has a fool proof way to ward off demons. 

1. Hamish's latest purchase
2. Soft truths 
3. Pilot Josh talks shaky landings 
4. Limes to ward off demons 
5. Jason Alexander’s bell 
6. AI temperature check 

Jack's been caught red handed in one of his worst ever weasel attempts, which he doesn't even attempt to deny. We speak directly with one of Jim Chalmers' hairdressers and also discover that our listeners are extreme empaths just like Bec. Plus, Hamish had an encounter with a very funny name, and listeners join the show to Upset Andy once again! 

1. Jack weasels for a new golf shirt 
2. Upset Andy 
3. Speaking to Jim Chalmers’s hairdresser 
4. Extreme Empaths 
5. Mr. Bean