Hammertales

As we continue with our seasonal treat, we find out about the life of young Ebenezer Scrooge, before capitalism wrapped its icy grip around his throat. Enjoy!

As the road to the festive season begins, it’s time for a Christmas classic to remind us why generosity is good and capitalism sucks.

Well, blame it on the stars, if you will. Nothing good comes out of the darkness of space, and old Ammi Pierce is here to tell you why!

The world is scaring me right now. So I’m yelling into the night. Listen to my yell, or yell with me, or yell at me.

Colours have never been this dangerous since Dennis Hopper’s 80s police drama. H.P. Lovecraft shows us why even meteors get weird when they hit Arkham!

The final episode of Treasure Island is here! What way will Long John Silver jump? What’s new with Squire Trelawney? Is Captain Smollett still alive? Did Ben Gunn ever get that parmesan cheese? Find out all this and more…

Jim Hawkins has well and truly stepped in the crab slime! Will he be forced to walk the plank? (A Victorian fiction, but he doesn’t know that!) But Long John Silver can smell a change in the wind…what is the wily old pirate up to? Find out in the ninth installment of Treasure Island!

Shiver me timbers! There’s a change in the wind, says I, and Jim Hawkins is going to have to step lively to outwit the sinister Israel Hands. How can a boy fare against a seasoned pirate? Tune in to find out!

Jim Hawkins manages to do some insanely irresponsible things. Really, someone should watch this kid! Also, shiver me timbers.

Well, the cat’s out of the bag, as the old sea salts say. The lines of conflict have been drawn, and it’s a question of luck, skill, and bravado as to who will rise triumphant. Will it be the Union Jack or the Jolly Roger? Tune in to find out!