Hampton High Archives by Tim Platt

Chuck Schumer is a perfectly nice kid who always made a big deal about not drinking...until today...cuz he's making a big deal about actually frickin drinking a frickin beer like a normal person! I got the scoop, skunks!

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Ok...so maybe Im not the perfect student (lmfao) but luckily Ms. Gallapudi is letting me do an essay on anything I want and ALSO has cool ideas of her own!

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So, you wanna hear something cool? I hosted this year's Rockville Prep Talent Show! The Talent Show is a pretty big deal at Rockville, so it was a huge honor when I was asked to host it. And YOU KNOW I recorded the audio so I could share it with you on the pod.

The show started out great. I came onstage, told some jokes, did a little roasting -- but things quickly went south when I was kidnapped and taken into the sewers underneath the school. A truly terrifying experience that will stick with me for the rest of my life. But hey, at least it's a crazy story I can tell at parties!

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So this is crazymy next guest is a Freshman who met Adam Driver over the Summer. Insane, right? A Freshman met Kylo Ren! So I got Adam B. (they have the same name) on the pod to tell us the story of how they met and how he plans on capitalizing on this once in a lifetime moment.

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Perky Hyder is some student's aunt who believes young people are rude and need to learn some manners. Which is why she's trying to get Rockville Prep to hire her as a "manners teacher." I think she's gonna have a hard time getting the job because she's A) rude B) weird and C) not who she says she is.

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Kristen is dating Teddy Asher but still has a crush on every guy at school (except for me). The reason she has so many crushes is because shes an artist so I thought itd be cool to have her on the podcast to talk about that. In this episode she teaches me about a new word Grubbio! which means hello/goodbye/everything just like in Hawaiian. Then Im a dingus at the end.  Grubbio : (

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The title says it all...today, I am alone.

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Fort Brady runs the Film Club at Rockville Prep. To get into the Film Club, you have to "pass an interview," so I thought it'd be fun to interview for the club on the pod. It was fun! Fort knows a ton about film...and by "film" I mean "Christopher Nolan movies."

Keep an ear out for a pretty sick Bane impression by yours truly :)

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Chaz Rhino is a disrespectful piece of s**t. 

He goes to Landon Prep, Rockvilles rival, and he's the quarterback of the football team. But most of all, he's a piece of s**t. 

I apologize for his lies and his stupidity, but I don't apologize for catching him in a big lie on mic and sharing it on this podcast. 

I also address Miss Owens departure from Rockville. 

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So here's a cool thing! We have a Rockville Prep PARENT on today's episode. It's my friend Brett's mom, Mrs. Colton.

I thought we'd spend our time discussing her role in the community and parenting a Rockville Prep student, but we spent way more time talking about her failed marriage and her cheating husband.

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