It's TOW the Evil Orthodontist!

SB: Cocktails from the Russian Tea Room!

FOOD: Is it breakfast? Is it brunch? Is it lunch? Butter-squirting chicken. Testosteroney. Cooking naked.

FASHION: Brown wraps. Blue velvet. Unseen green dresses. Outerwear woes.

FUN: Jennifer Grey guest stars! We talk nose jobs. Peeping Tom-ette double standards. The fun of the Pop-o-matic bubble.

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SB: Banana Daiquiri

FOOD: Tea. Cheesy pizza. Russian dressing (with pickles on the side). Mysterious cereal bowls. LOTS of bananas.

FASHION: THE SCHOOLGIRL OUTFIT. Monica is back in black (and white). Ross is a Professional (shocker!). A monkey in a dress.

FUN: Baseball. Murder. Buses going really fast. Giant magnifying glasses.

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SB: Salted Caramel Pretzel Martini http://fabulousfoods.com/articles/957587/salted-caramel-pretzel-martini

It’s TOW All the Poker! Rachel begins her search for a career in fashion, and the girls insist on joining the guys for poker. We’ve got “I Love Rachel” pizza, a cute interview outfit, and Ross potentially throwing a game … just to make Rachel feel better.

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SB: The Cocktail with Two Parts: Create your own cocktail featuring equal parts of two liquors!

In this mega-review, we review both parts of TOW Two Parts. George Clooney guest stars, we get our first glimpse of Ursula (gee, she looks familiar), and we discuss how, thanks to the #MeToo movement, Chandler would’ve likely ended up in jail for the rest of the series had it aired nowadays. Geez, Chandler!

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SB: Gummy Bear Martini https://www.thespruceeats.com/gummy-bear-martini-recipe-759120

Steve gets high and tries to rescue drowning gummy bears with some Sugar-O’s, so a gummy bear martini it is!

FOOD: Whipped fish and ass-smacking ravioli for Monica’s big interview.

FASHION: Rachel’s a waitress (for real). Guess who’s back in black?!

FUN: Melora Hardin and Jon Lovitz! Ross struggles with G-rated sex talk.

IG | HM: @handbagmarinara | EB: @takeonelizabeth | HD: @shoelove365 | http://handbagmarina

SB: Flight of the Concord https://www.rhinehall.com/grappa/

Paulo's grappa starts a fire, so we made a grappa-based concoction.

FOOD: Baked goods, a salad, chocolate mousse, and iffy ritual ingredients.

FASHION: Rachel’s "depressed single gal" wardrobe is way better than Monica's. Ross looks like the Cat in the Hat.

FUN: Awkward ex run-ins. Spoiler alert: Fresca gives you cancer and ruins magic. Janice is psychic.

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Signature Beverage: Buttery Nubbin

Who knew that an episode all about boobies and know-it-all boyfriends would cause us to dive so deep? In this week’s episode, we break down TOW the Boobies -- and get into topics such as: proper friendship protocol, friends not liking who you’re dating, and how sometimes being a grown-up means recognizing your parents’ flaws. Oh -- and everyone’s socks should match (duh).

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SIGNATURE BEVERAGE: Oatmeal Cookie Martini: https://www.keyingredient.com/recipes/1526165032/oatmeal-cookie-martini/

In our 1st face-to-face session (but actually our 2nd), we finally hear EB's theory that this episode was originally going to air earlier in the season, but was pushed back to extend the Paulo storyline! Evidence: short sleeves, shrinking hair, fall leaves, a mummy mug, and a faulty calendar.

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SIGNATURE BEVERAGE: Rosa Picante Margarita

FOOD: Cancer popcorn. Fancy salts. Dirty tequila. Dirtier guacamole. Angry ham sandwiches.

FASHION: Rachel’s got huge … buttons. Phoebe’s appropriating culture. Joey’s trapped in turtlenecks. We reclaim the ribbed tank top.

FUN: Sweet and spicy cats. Niffles, beasts, and throbbing pens. First class makes EB cry (thx, tequila!). FRIENDS makes everything better.

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SIGNATURE BEVERAGE: Dirty Monkey | It’s TOW the Monkey, and our first time seeing Marcel - so we’re enjoying a banana-based frozen cocktail!

FOOD: Repetitive muffins, artichoke dip, chips that become popcorn, and eggnog. Really, really old eggnog.

FASHION: So many sweaters. So many nubbins. Not so much denim. Trivestas. Cumberbows. Best Dressed: Janice

FUN: Life's too short for beige. Decade-themed dance parties. Silver Lining Phoebe. CDs as deer-terrents. We love Dick. And Bob.