Signature beverage: Tootsie Roll-OJ-Bev

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01:46 -- Elizabeth's inadvertently sexy way of eating Tootsie Roll Pops and Hershey Kisses

09:22 -- Pete isn't mentioned at all in this episode; did he and Monica break up last week or not?

11:46 -- Kraft Parmesan — apprehension about whether or not it's actually cheese, and some fond memories of covering our pizza with it

12:48 -- Newman's Own Mushroom Trio pizza

14:44 -- Why do we have to suddenly be sorry when terrible people die?

19:12 -- What is a Rolodex?

Joe Boxer

22:12 -- THANKSgiving vs. ThanksGIVing — how do you say it?

27:25 -- QVC is helping Elizabeth's fashion vocabulary!

33:50 -- Not fans of the Joey/Kate storyline, but we'll cover it because it's there

36:00 -- Teeny tiny porno magazines

37:08 -- Dollhouse at the NYC pop-up

40:39 -- Heather won't say "bitch," so Elizabeth is screwed when it comes to getting a wholesome job

43:42 -- Satin pillowcases — worth it?

44:53 -- A note about our alcohol consumption

46:45 -- A repeated conversation about dating from Season 1!

49:00 -- Rachel's TERRIBLE pantsuit

49:58 -- Rachel's HR nightmare

51:30 -- How this episode gave us a lifelong fear of mascara goop

52:10 -- David Schwimmer's amazing physical comedy in the dollhouse-burning scene!

53:48 -- Joey gets Joeyed — they've slept together, but Kate isn't returning his feelings!

56:48 -- The aftermath of the fire — "The foster puppets!"

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• 02:20 — John Legend as a sex symbol
• John Legend's Christmas album
• 04:46 — The Mississi-Pete Mudslide
• Jeni's Darkest Chocolate ice cream
• 07:00 — How to properly eat ice cream
• 08:50 — David Schwimmer's hot dad bod
• 16:30 — Does voice recognition account for accents?
• 18:08 — Covering up your body/face when you don't want to be bothered
• 22:02 — Trying to convince Heather to move to Maryland
• 23:33 — The endless debate about sharing a chip bag (or pouring chips into a bowl)
• 26:27 — Armchair Expert - Brene Brown episode
• 33:40 — Ross not wearing an undershirt weirds Elizabeth out
• 34:53 — ASMR videos — earbuds make a huge difference
• 35:47 — Giving your ex their things back - awkward!
• 39:48 — David Schwimmer looks HOT in that tiny t-shirt!
• Shop the Show - Frankie Say Relax t-shirt
• 43:33 — Pete being a gentleman/our respective SOs asking for their first kiss — ultimate consent! 
• 48:57 — Joey calling Kate a b***h — over the line?
• 51:17 — Is Ross's "peep eye" reaction because Rachel's moving on, or because she's moving on with MARK?
• 56:22 — Apparently, tea is an aphrodisiac…
• 01:04:00 — But confidence and intelligence are the ultimate aphrodisiac!
• 01:07:02 — The old-school-playground-fighting-but-really-liking-you thing — is that true at our age?
• 01:10:57 — Mismatched socks are NOT ACCEPTABLE

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00:39 -- Ron Leibman (Dr. Green, Rachel's dad) has passed away at age 82

01:50 -- Keeping a positive outlook, even though life is going to inevitably throw some negative stuff at you

03:23 -- Jennifer Aniston is one of People Magazine's "People of the Year"!

05:23 -- The latest episode of The Morning Show was … oof! Intense/trigger warning, but we're glad the conversation is being had

07:10 -- Courteney Cox playing piano (and other instruments)! Also, she likes dating rock stars!

Courteney Cox in the Counting Crows video for A Long December

09:33 -- Lisa Kudrow and Courteney Cox played 25 Words or Less!

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Hello, Marinairheads! (That's what we're calling you, unless you tell us you hate it). We wanted to take a minute to mention some of the stuff you've been telling us on social media, as well as what our FRIENDS are posting on their accounts!

So welcome to the very first Bonus Bourbon Bonanza! In this special episode:

• The official dubbing of our listeners as "Marinairheads" (01:45)
• Elizabeth ruined Thanksgiving dinner this year (03:55)
• Mama Stamberg's Cranberry Relish (07:11)
• Marinairhead Mags reports on some things she noticed at the FRIENDS Fathom event this week (09:33) -- Kraft parmesan cheese and Gladys!
• Heather posted our FRIENDS NYC Pop-Up turkey dance on her personal Instagram page! (11:48)
• Marinairhead Michelle suggests Goldschlager for our CinnaMind Eraser cocktail (13:33)
• Ranking the FRIENDS Thanksgiving episodes with the help of Marinairhead Katta! (14:35)
• Thanksgiving week posts from Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, and David Schwimmer (18:08)
• FRIENDS prop auction Dec 3 - 17 (22:04)
• FRIENDS edition of Cards Against Humanity (23:48)

It's TOW the Hypnosis Tape, and we're drinking CinnaMind Erasers!

We dive into some deep topics, inspired by the not-so-benign content of this episode:

• Chandler's effeminate behaviors after listening to the hypnosis tape: Do they reinforce gender stereotypes? Or is it innocent fun? And why does his subconscious think that is what being a "strong, confident woman" looks like?
• Frank Jr. marrying his high school teacher: Is it a case of "love is love," or predatory behavior, a la the Mary Kay Letourneau case, which was at its height when this episode originally aired?
• Pete using money to impress Monica: Is it charming or creepy? Would she have gone out with him if he wasn't a millionaire?
• Phoebe stepping in to try to stop the relationship: Is it sisterly protection, or is she out of line? When is it okay to give your friends/family your opinion?

We draw from our own experiences, talk Jennifer Aniston's new AppleTV+ show, "The Morning Show," and more!

More at: http://handbagmarinara.com/blog/s03-e18-tow-the-hypnosis-tape

It's Season 3, Episode 17, TO Without the Ski Trip, and we're staying warm by spiking our hot chocolate with bourbon! Elizabeth recorded from a state park, which lends itself to the "gang is stranded and Ross has to come rescue them" vibe.

We discuss: being triggered/regressing, Philosophy skin care (and smelling like food), using your nipples to get free cable, how a good cheese ball can make a party, how it's possible to stuff outside the bra, and ... we invent the "poinsweatah"!

More at: http://handbagmarinara.com/blog/s03-e17-to-without-the-ski-trip

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It's the episode we've been dreading: TO the Morning After. Ross and Rachel break up, and we're drowning our sorrows with Waxinis -- inspired by the at-home leg-waxing kit that Monica and Phoebe try out.

Aside from the obvious "Were they on a break?" conversation, we also talk about TV infomercial purchases, whether or not monogamy is "too cruel a rule," and how hitting is NEVER okay -- no matter how much Ross pisses you off.

More at: http://handbagmarinara.com/blog/s03-e16-to-the-morning-after

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Elizabeth's "I Swear to Do Better" Jar count for this episode: 3

Which brings our total for the season to ... $21!

This week, we talk about TOW Ross and Rachel Take a Break, and Heather drinks a flavor-packed Fiery Shemptini in honor of Ross acting like a Shemp and setting fire to Rachel's work desk.

While Ross and Rachel reach a literal breaking point, Monica and Phoebe date diplomats, and Chandler and Joey unsuccessfully try to land the hot Xerox girl, Chloe.

We also discuss globe-shaped pencil sharpeners, and pitch a new segment: "What the Hell is Monica Wearing"?

More at: http://handbagmarinara.com/blog/s03-e15-tow-ross-and-rachel-take-a-break

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We're back! After an unexpected hiatus (hello, Life), we're back to review TOW Phoebe's Ex-Partner, and we're drinking Ginger's Smoky Wooden Legs in honor of the woman Chandler (briefly) dates! Well, Heather's drinking it. Elizabeth's went terribly, terribly wrong...

This week, Phoebe's ex-singing partner Leslie (aka Tommy Pickles) comes back into Phoebe's life, but will she be able to set aside her jingle-writing ways to be Phoebe's friend again? As we mentioned, Chandler dates Ginger, who has a wooden leg -- a revelation that's no surprise to Joey... And in other news, can Ross accept that Rachel's professional life doesn't include him? (We'll give you one guess...)

We also discuss Twin Peaks, annoying technology, appropriate pajamas for the bustier women out there, windshield shades that alert drivers to call 911, Gilligan's Island, and how Chandler looks an awful lot like ... Michael Keaton.

It's S03E13, TOW Monica and Richard Are Friends! Monica runs into Richard and what starts off as an innocent burger turns into an innocent lasagna which turns into a whole lot of sex.

We've put our spin on the Friends with Benefits cocktail to celebrate!

In other plot lines, Phoebe dates a jock who's having a wardrobe malfunction, and Rachel and Joey exchange their favorite books: Little Women and The Shining.

We also discuss seatbelt bags, whether dainty-girl points are anti-feminist, and challenge Heather to say "ass."

More at: http://handbagmarinara.com/blog/s03-e13-tow-monica-and-richard-are-friends

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Elizabeth's "I Swear to Do Better" Jar total after this week: $16