Handkerchief Dynasty: The "19th Best Edmonton Oilers Podcast!"

Recorded July 5

Topics:

- Tripe, after Appetizers and Soups

- Lots'o CBA and Return-to-Play details

- NHL Owners and Execs to be housed in HUB Mall

- Safer than Toronto

- Cat-Like Readiness

- Bob Mackenzie routinely Breaks the Internet

- Salary Cap Questions

- A Dearth of Weirdos and a Space Camel

- Kenny Holland At the Helm

- If You’re On a POS Hockey Team and Not Winning, Hey, That Sucks

- Cat-Like Readiness

- Never Owned a Stick

- Never Owned Skates

- Cat-Like Readiness

- Street Hockey With Me?

Recorded July 2nd

Topics:

- CBA / RTP / RNH Extension?  |

- Refreshing Bob MacKenzie’s Twitter Page Every 5 Seconds  |

- On Advanced Stats  |

- When Dallas Eakins Bragged About Our Corsi  |

- On Ethan Bear  |

- On Darnell Nurse  |

- Ben Scrivens for Zack Kassian  |

- Ken Holland: The Oath-Keeper  |

- The Worst Officiating in Sports History  |

- Breaking up via Twitter DM  |

- Nuge is Back in Town, Leon is Back in Town  |

- The Buffalo IT Guy  |

Recorded June 28

Topics:

- Holy Tuesday  |

- Draft Lottery: Put it in H  |

- Elliot Friedman Likes Us  |

- CHI, you have 1st Overall  |

- High Priest Oil: The End is Nigh, They've Ruined It  |

- Brian Burke: "Its a Disgrace"  |

- Classic Steve Yzerman: The Picture of Balance  |

- HPO: This "H" Business is the NHL Buying Time  |

- On Having Too Many Alphas  |

- On Playing With Dark Forces, Or, Those Who Cheer for the Flames  |

- Casting "Setup To Fail"  |

- That Hazing Story  |

- The Most Common Form of Hubris  |

- On Hating The Comish  |

- Tithes  |

- Kevin Lowe and Ken Holland in HHOF  |

- If You Need Any More Goats...  |

- You Can Bring Slaw  |

Recorded June 25

Topics:

- More Yamamoto Love  |

- On Not Forcing Young Players in Too Soon  |

- On Leon Draisaitl’s One-Timer: Best Since _____ ?  |

- The Gaudy Special Teams Numbers This Year  |

- Dallas Eakins Catering: Was There a Lot of Pineapple?  |

- Tambellini VS Chiarelli  |

- We Got The Mountains!  |

- The Changing Landscape  |

- Ryan Rishaug: Exactly the Therapist Oilers Fans Need  |

- On Being Entrepreneurial  |

- Buffalo IT Guy  |

- More Fun and Games!  |

Recorded June 23rd

Topics:

- Best Oilers Regular Season since When...?  |

- Ryan Kesler Holding Cam Talbot’s Legs Open  |

- Oilers in the Cup Final?  |

- "Scrums are a Thing of the Past"  |

- Interviews That Went Disastrously Off-Course  |

- 30 Unanswered Blows and a Mile of Prairie Road  |

- The Scrum-Buster  |

- Celebrities In The Locker Room  |

- Disappointment and Frustration: Coaches  |

- Just a Sec: That’s BS!  |

- Seeing Guys Cry  |

- “You Wanna Get On the Plane Tonight?”  |

- “We’re Not Just Wayne Gretzky, We’re a Good Team Here”  |

- The House of Cards That Peter Pocklington Built: Doing It On The Cheap  |

- The transition to the Hard-Working 1990’s Oilers  |

- Memories of the Classic Canucks Run  |

- Worst Officiating in the History of Sports?  |

Recorded June 22  |

Topics:

- Call in Shows: Kind of Like Therapy  |

- On Not Taking Fan Anger Personally (i.e. The Guy That Talks Trash on Leon Draisaitl At All The Wrong Times)  |

- How Do You Screen Callers?  |

- HD: Therapy for the Therapist, a la Dr Melfi from the Sopranos  |

- Working OT  |

- What Edmonton Oilers trade has produced the most fan bile, Or, Griffin Reinhart, Strome, and the Hall of Trade Regrets  |

- Multiple Choice Question!  |

- Do You Ever Feel Sorry For Them? “No”  |

- The Longest-Ever OT?  |

- Ball Penalty Calls: How Do We Triage This  |

- The Buffalo Sabres IT Guy: What Happened?  |

- “That” Boston Caller  |

- Most Exciting Oilers Forward Prospect  |

- Kailer Yamamoto: Best Mid-Season Addition since 2006?  |

- Ryan Nugent-Hopkins: “Yamo is THE Puck Retrieval Guy”  |

- Why Do We Hear Repetitive Questions?  |

- The Ryan Strome Story From a Couple of Years Ago  |

- “A High Hard One”  |

- How To Lure Rob Brown  |

- Giving Movie Recommendations At Blockbuster Heritage Mall  |

- The Hardest Working Man in Broadcasting  |

Recorded June 19th

Topics:

- Days-Off, Weekend meals  |

- Intent, Your Honor!  |

- The Positive Side of Deviant, Anti-Social Behavior  |

- Have You Interviewed?  |

- Putting Yourself in the Story  |

- Not Gonna Talk About That I Just Got Outta Bed  |

- 10 Mins In, Can We Talk About Oilers?  |

- Dinner Dad: Silent and Dejected  |

- The Newest Developments in the World Collapsing-in on Itself  |

- Maybe the band Sloan?   |

- Philip Broberg, Annie Leibovitz, and the Modern Adonis  |

- A Rich-Man’s Liverwurst or, On French Nobility, Part 2  |

- Joakim Nygård’s Man-of-the-Stars Look is Working For Him  |

- Ryan Nugent-Hopkins Salary Extension Numbers  |

- More and More Nuge Discussion  |

- Dmitri Samorukov, the Pride of Volgograd  |

- The Atmosphere in Absentia  |

- More Casting for “The Oil of Our Lives”  |

- HUB Mall: Early Simcity Attempt?  |

- Ways You Can Kill Greasy Cookies (Back in Uni)  |

- One Last Rant About Hart Trophy Voting (Connor McDavid vs Artemi Panarin)  |

Recorded June 14th

Topics:

- On Montreal   |

- On Old Friends Who Are Still Living The Weirdest Lives   |

- Exciting New Game!   |

- The Lucic Anchor   |

- Casting "The Oil of Our Lives"   |

- Corey Potter, Ben Affleck   |

- Micheal Shannon, Living Legend   |

- Forgot About Andrew Ference?   |

- Who is Tom Jane?   |

- Regretting the Worlds Worst Harvey Keitel Impression   |

- In Rod We Trust   |

- Regular Season in Review   |

- If We'd Just Given Strome Three More Months   |

- Last Go of Gagner (on the Oilers)?   |

- Forcing Baseball Players to Play   |

- News That is Barely About Hockey   |

- I Don't Watch UFC, I LIVE IT   |

- Pumping Noise Into The Silence: Hearing the Ice   |

- Have You Been Playing Pogs This Entire Time?   |

Recorded June 15th.

Topics:

- Jack Michaels in: The Weirdest Intro I've Ever Had  |

- Proposing Things in Scenic Settings  |

- If Leon Draisaitl Isn't Awarded The Hart, How Should The Media Be Punished?  |

- Nathan MacKinnon  |

- Could Leon Have Taken the Rocket Too?  |

- Most Unreal PP Since '79  |

- Clockwork-Orange-Style, Kraftwerk-Soundtracked, Re-Education Camps  |

- My Controversial Leon Draisaitl Comments That I Later Shamelessly Walk-Back  |

- Hey, My Cluster is a Bit Bigger Than Yours OR Upward Arrows  |

- What Comes First, Confidence, or a 5-0 Start?  |

- Dave Tippet's Structure: Top Grades  |

- And Then This is Where We Give Ken Holland some Credit  |

- When Your 5 on 5 Game Isn't There: Special Teams Bailout  |

- On Jim Playfair and Glen Gulutzan: Top Grades  |

- Turning The Powerplay Over To The Players (If You Have the Talent)  |

- Ken Holland And The Luxury of Our Current Depth  |

- Making Life Hard For Patrick Kane  |

- The Unfairly Maligned Adam Larsson  |

- When Darnell Nurse is Most Effective  |

- Hockey in the Summertime: Magic x 2?  |

- Calling Games Off a Monitor in a Studio?  |

- "I Want to Make Them Feel as Though They Are Though Even Though I Am Not"  |

- Like The Early Days of Baseball (Re-creation)  |

- You're Still Above Tom Gazzola in the Food Chain  |

- Ryan Nugent-Hopkins: All Sides of the Ice, All Sides of the Lineup  |

- 4.25 An Hour: What a Non-Sequitur!  |

- Long John Silvers Value Meals, Baby  |

- Don't Feel Too Sorry for Me  |

- Was Calling Hockey in Alaska as Interesting As It Sounds?  |

- Alaska vs South Carolina: You Couldn't Hear the Intros  |

- "I'm No Fan of Vancouver"; Our Architectural Review  |

- Victoria  |

- My Script For the Vancouver version of Fraser  |

- Hot Yoga, Hustle, and Brett Kissel  |

- Jack Michaels: Full Chameleon  |

- "Will You Stop It Already, For God's Sake - So Canadian Right Now"  |

- SCTV, SNL, And The Kids In The Hall  |

- "Before Lemieux Was Drafted, You Couldn't Name a Penguin"  |

- Just Some Dreadful Leafs Teams  |

- To Northlands Colessium (Where is This Place, Neptune?)  |

- Blades of Steel and NHL 94  |

- Kevin Stevens Chasing Gretzky Around The Ice, Waiting for the Blood to Flow  |

- David Bowie as The Great One?  |

- Who Should Play Jack in the Ultimate Oilers Show?  |

- In His Prime - Billy Idol?  |

- "You Gotta Get Someone Shredded to Play Rocky Thompson"  |

- "That" Little League Story - Catching Fire in the Post-Season  |

- Crying in Baseball: A League of His Own  |

- Rocky III: Doo-Doo Doo-Doo  |

- Skynet Ends the Call  |

Recorded June 11th.

Topics:

- Are Your Questions Prepared for The Mystery Guest?  |

- Chartable Slash Apple Slash Itunes Slash Slash Slash  |

- Training Camps Open July 10th?!?!  |

- Which Actors Should Play Which Oilers in their Biopic?  |

- No Milk, But You Still Want the Cereal, Starving Person?  |

- The Infectious Sexiness of Kailer Yamamoto  |

- Who Gets First Crack at Tickets?  |

- Twitter Addictions Present and Future  |

- Watch This Show if You Aren't Already Having Enough Nightmares  |

- Don't Mess With The Laws of Time, Kids  |

- Our Mystery Guest Still Has 72 Hours to Change His Mind  |

- Reading Too Much into Bits of Arcane Data  |

- Bad Harvey Keitel, Rod Phillips Impressions  |

- If We Split a Bajillion Three Ways...  |

- Playoff Hockey in the Middle of Summer  |