Handkerchief Dynasty: The "19th Best Edmonton Oilers Podcast!"

Recorded June 8th

Topics:

- Old Man Walks at Night  |

- The New Dream Team: Psychotic Retirement  |

- Throwing Shade on Dallas Eakins  |

- Mini Mike Babcock  |

- Haircuts That Are Emblems of Personality  |

- Dave Tippet OR The End of Blending feat. Craig MacTavish, Ken Hitchcock and Friends  |

- The Hockeypocolypse  |

- The Dallas Stars vs The Dallas Daleks: All Contiguous Universes  |

- Signs From Beyond OR The Google Code  |

- Dan Tencer and Kefka From Final Fantasy 3 for the SNES  |

- Or Final Fantasy 6 (if you're using the Japanese numbers)  |

- For the Players, Only The Finest of Waters  |

- Going Through the Rangers and The Bruins  |

- They May Have 12 Tongues but They're Just Like Us  |

- The Wrongly-Committed Hotline  |

- Who is Going to Stop Connor MacDavid, Leon Draisatl, RNH, Yamamoto?  |

- MC Meets TDZ OR What they call Development Hell  |

- Did Pixar Do the CGI or?  |

- Tyler Ennis to Re-Sign? TY Ken Holland <3  |

- Connor and Draisatl: Two Kinds of Snipers  |

- Compliance Buyouts in the Near Future?  |

- The End of the Milan Lucic Saga?  |

- Where does James Neal Go Tho?  |

- You Never Seen a Bubble Guy Before  |

- Chaisson, Benson, Benning, And Friends!  |

- Kassian is Working Out Like a Psycho I'm Sure  |

- Fact-Check Friends  |

- The Horrifying Future: MAGA V MEGA   |

- Do You Ablute?  |

Recorded June 4th

Topics:

- Phase 1 Thru Phase 5  |

- Privy By Proxy  |

- Scouting the Chicago Blackhawks (for 2 months)  |

- Comparin' some ol' team stats  |

- Dave Tippet in Minny: Barn-Storming!  |

- TESB  |

- Terrence Malick, Showrunner  |

- What about Jujhar Khaira?  |

- "The" Top 9  |

- A Big Heavy 4th Line With A Veteran Presence  |

- Could Mikko take the reins from Tippy's Boy?  |

- "That" Kailer Yamamoto Juice  |

- Ryan Nugent-Hopkins For Less Than 7???  |

- It's the Salary, Cap!  |

- WTF Baseball  |

- Another Stick Sport?  |

- We Know Absolutely Nothing  |

- Hard To Know But It's Harder To Imagine  |

- A Bad Year to be Eric Stolz  |

- When They Garroted Christopher Lloyd's Character  |

- Already Still Missing Sam  |

- Player-Coach, Player-Assistant-Coach  |

- Don't You Think the Aztecs Threw-It Once in a While?  |

- Not Another Dallas Eakins Dream  |

- Napoleon Complex  |

- More Joker Complaints  |

- Exciting New Segment!!!  |

- The MJs of Hockey?  |

- Anathema  |

Recorded May 29

We dive deep into the Oilers vs Blackhawks first round play-in series matchup

Recorded May 4th

- Kenny Holland's Crazy First Year As Oilers GM  |

- The June Draft???  |

- What Kind of Hockey Will We Get When NHL Resumes?  |

- Westworld Season 3: In Depth Review  |

- Look How Inept We Are!  |

- New Country  |

- TSN's Oilers All-Time Team  |

- Scraping The Bottom of The Barrel  |

- George Laraque  |

- The "Culture In Decline" Check-Boxes  |

- On Connor, or, Against the Pursuit of Notoriety  |

- Good Parents, Bad Parents  |

- Those Actors That Become Celebrities and Go Completely Mad  |

- Remember Showcase?  |

- Mixed Feelings With a Hint of Lime  |

- When We Saw Fight Club In The Theatre  |

Recorded April 29

- Last Seen Days Ago  |

- Skynet VS Zoom  |

- Do You Remember the Last Game?   |

- The PNHL (Pseudo NHL)  |

- "Society": When It Got Real  |

- A Little Regular Season?  |

- Proposed Tournament  |

- The Edmonton Oilers Sequestration  |

- How Players Transfer to the PNHL  |

- We're Working on Your Anger and Issues With Authority  |

- More PNHL Highlights  |

- Hockey Video Games  |

- Human Garbage  |

- Am I Psychic?  |

- Apocalypse Boat  |

- Recent Oilers Transactions  |

- Rest In Peace  |

- PNHL 80's Night  |

- What You Think of Gaetan Haas?  |

- Waiting For Riley  |

- When Jimmy Was on Tippy's Boy, Season 1   |

- If It's Good For The Bonobos...  |

- 15 Bucks for a Ticket and Free Hotdog  |

- This Could Change a Lot of Things About The Game  |

- The Best  Torture Implement  |

- Counting Chickens  |

- Regatta De Blue Lives  |

- Apocalypse Chef  |

- Cosplay Convention  |

- Pee, Apropos of Nothing  |

- Pleasure Brackets: Not All Yawns Are Created Equal  |

- In Dreams, You're Mine Paul McCartney  |

- Disappearing Beetle, Or The Kung Fu Hot Sauce I Invented  |

- Getting Laid in Dreamland  |

- I'm Hosting the Emmy's And Nobody Told Me?!?!  |

- I Love Mayonnaise, Don't Get Me Wrong  |

- A Federal Ministry To Make Sure You Don't Die in Your Porridge  |

- You Know What I Heard That's a Little Bit Scary?  |

Recorded Feb 25

Topics:

- Trade Deadline Review  |

- Farewell Sam |

- Farewell Joel |

- Why is Dallas Eakins still Coaching |

- Kenny's Quotes |

- You can't let that happen |

- Nurse |

- Leafs Going Up in Flames |

- Things I No Longer Need |

- The Knights and Canucks |

- Arizona: Caught! |

- Juice |

- Boston Thoughts  |

- Trade Deadline  |

- Special Teams  |

- Minnesota Wild  |

- Calgary   |

- Waiting for Dallas Eakins to get Fired  |

- Teams that have Run Their Course  |

Recorded Feb 19

Topics:

- Catching Up  |

- On Bouchard  |

- On Teaching Defense  |

- Willy & Joel  |

- Samu and Adama  |

- Armchair GM-ing  |

- The Yamamoto Effect  |

- Leon is Ahead of EVERYONE  |

- An Incapacity to Feel Joy  |

- Mark Spector vs The Oilers  |

- Running Jordan Eberle Out of Town  |

- Trades?  |

- Morning Challenges  |

- Kailer Yamamoto: Jib 2.0  |

Recorded January 27th, 2020

Topics:

- Promo Reels  |

- The Sexy Number 36  |

- 5 Mic's WayLayed By Jeff Bezos Himself  |

- "The Build-Up"  |

- vs Flames: Maybe Something Will Happen? Line Brawl?  |

- At The Same Time: You Gotta Be Above That Fray  |

- Beating the Horse To Death vs. Beating a Dead Horse  |

- The Whistle in Zack Kassian's Teeth  |

- End of Days 2  |

- If The Oilers Were in the East  |

- Connor McDavid Goal SFX  |

- Did You Watch the All-Star Game?  |

- Juice on a Lot of Different Lines  |

- The Last Time I Tasted Orange Drink  |

- With a Name Like Archibald  |

- Did You Watch The Connie Documentary?  |

- Don't Try to Be Cool, It's Not Your Thing  |

- Things I No Longer Need Now That The Oilers Are Good

- Lawerly Advice

- Being Gauche

- Phone Sex

- Phone Sext

- Phone Sects?

- Who Starts, Smith or Mikko?

- Scoreboard Watching Coming Up in Feb

- Sam For Jujhar

Recorded January 14th

Topics:

The Podcast Midlife Crisis |

Mirror Me |

Japanese Wrestling |

Yamomoto |

A Second Line |

All Star Game Meh |

Kassian Vs The Turtle |

Review of Recent Run |

More Yamamoto |

The Goal |

The Supporting Cast  |

Last Nashville Thoughts |

The Battle of Hoth: Edmonton |

Christmas Plan (2020) |

We Need Bonino (Or: The Power of Italian Dessert) |