This week on the Handsome Fella Variety Show we invite ROSS to come on and pitch us his great idea and tell us more about his life living in Missouri to which he still lives today.

-New Mob War?

-Missourimen disrespect Capone

-Shane Dawson definitely did something with a cat

-Twitter Toilet Girl

-Spider Venom Sauce

-Funky Rap Cheeses 

AND MORE!

In this episode of the Handsome Fella Variety Show the fellas invite recurring guest X along with female cord member AJF to come on and rate some cord wrenches as well as talk our usual type of topics. 

topics included

-FIRE EMERGENCY

-Aunt Becky Dumb Daughter USC scandal 

-Is Trump a baldy and if not should he be?

-Mitt "Psycho" Romney Cake Extinguish 

-Mike Co, Sitch and Billy Mac in Jail

-McGregor coked up Miami phone snatch?

-RATING OF THE CORD WRENCHES

This week on HFVS Stoney and Richie welcome on JV from the cord to help us do the topics on this weeks show. As usual we got into some weird stuff. 

-JV NOT a crackhead

-ONE gas station or fast food item to last 5 days?

-Trump Cures Aids 

-Beef Tenderloin Bandit

-Louie Bandit 

-Black Monday RIP 

-Now sexier than Luke Perry?

-Self Molotov Cocktailing 

-VOICEMAILS & MORE

This week on the Handsome Fella Variety Show we bring Bob and Lang from the CORD to come in and explain to us what the hell is going on over there. From there we get into our usual topics such as;

-Bobby and Lang Explain the CORD

-Bob Kraft persecuted unjustly 

-R Kelly out on bail 

-CBD a placebo?

-Racist Charcoal Masks

-Fortune Cookie Jackpot

-Ric Flairs 70th Birthday

-The Oscars

-Voicemails and Texts

We got one 'ECK of an episode here and as always we HAMMER the variety. 

-The Duke racist? DUH. 

-Gun Girl now Dookie Girl 

-Tattletale 69 keeps snitchin

-How much do announcers get paid?

-Girl wants to come home after joining ISIS? NOPE

-Smollete lies like Chunk from Goonies 

-How to improve the all star games

-SPACE FORCE HEADQUARTERS

This week we present our 100th episode for you animals. We really enjoy making these and hope you like them as much as we do. We don't really go down memory lane or anything like that we just kept this episode ONE HUNNIT

-Da Royal Rumble

Wally the huggin' Gator 

-Harry Styles Face Tat

-LA Company selling infected tissues for $?

-Red Box & Chill

-10 year Old Bowls Perfect Game

-Super Coyotes

& MORE!

In this episode Richie and Stoney talk all things automotive as well as a little sports and paraplegic queer adult movies. 100% throw this on in the car and listen to Stoney try and sell Richie a KIA.

Saddle up partner because we got one 'ECK of a show fer yall to enjoy. 

-China sentences Canadian to DEATH

-27lb mac and cheese bucket

-Bunker Food

-Cowboy Cannibals

-Stoney brain evaporates into thin air 

-Coming to America 2 

-NFL Talk & MORE