We talk about picking scabs, speaking in tongues, dick prints, multi-generational trauma, receipts for cows, sickle cell anemia, Denial of Service attacks, Father Abraham has many sons, and Jeff accuses my dead great-grandmother of being a whore.

In our anniversary episode we talk Eugenics vs. Eubonics, c@cksuckers vs. c@ck holsters, why the wealthiest nation has the most miserable people, how insurance works, Ewoks, Lana Del Rey, Obama touches me, I flex my privilege and Jeff bangs the mics like

We have Jon Konrath on the show and talk Oakland/Las Vegas Raiders, Elkhart, Indiana, Shawn Kemp, audio books, Fast and the Furious, Ludacris as a multi-dimensional time rapper, alternate John Conner, so real vs. surreal, Marvel movies and CATERPILLARS!

We talk to Ian Colinas, a chemist interested in medicinal cannabis, and get deep with the devil's weed, alcohol vs. cannabis, extracts, efficacy testing, fleas in cat litter, entourage effect, David McNutt, breast milk, money talks, compulsory hallucinoge

We smoke @SFGreenDelivery Lemon Tree and talk #MarchMadness, @getNugg, #sportingGreen, elbows to the face, @kaepernick7, 18 holes, sleeping in, positive messages, Positive K, Lemon Pledge, ditch weed, Mondays, Bob Marley posters, ATF raids, medical suppli

We choke out a wolf, make our kids fight raccoons and we shoot a skunk in the ass! We talk NFL free agency, March Madness, multiple ejaculations, our Instagram feed, health care vs. iPhones and I confuse Michelle Obama with Condi Rice.

Rapper, producer, actor, writer Yung Lott joins us and we talk #hardKandy, #demo, Hunter's Point, SFPD gang task force, Soulja Boy, Yellow Fever, Pisces, New Zealand, changing diapers, Bay Area sound, Tu Pac, L.A., Humpty Hump, Sunnydale housing projects,

We talk nude protests, bad heroin, Caddy Shack, lies vs. bullsh!t, donkey shows, freedom of choice, new car smell, Jesus' Son, Instagram Hotties and I forget to tell a funny story about my great-grandfather.

We tell our immigration stories and talk about #floatTanks, Cleveland, Grover Cleveland, #muslimBan, sending pregnant ladies into space, Honkasians, Schwinn Stringrays, Bill Hicks, #looseys, Christian values, Hotel California, #womensMarch, World War One,

In our Inauguration Day special, we give the people a voice! We hear listeners voicemail and talk about Dracula, three peckered goats, Paris Hilton in the middle of nowhere, tent cities, being wrong, Space Bears, Cisco, leg kicks, Big A$$ Swords, pulling out, Piano Guys, Godwins Law, fiddles, beet and kale juice, I play Freud, and we remember who Stephen Hawking is.