Hangin with Old Lew *the podcast your momma loves

We talk about Alex, Inc., fighting, finding dead rats in the garage, Tom Segura, Lenny Bruce died for your sins, dehydration piss, only children, 420 Celebrations, Bubble Dance Parties, Gavin Newsome, Colin Kaepernick and the ethics of bunting to break up a perfect game.

We talk about gonorrhea while RVing, Jeff confuses Frank Oz and Frank Zappa, Aprils Fools Day is Easter, Operation Paperclip, leaving Facebook because of stupid memes and we open up a package from Texas that may or may not be a bomb.

We talk about Jeffery's health, Black Panther and African immigrants and Black American communities, Cross Colors and cultural appropriation, Nation of Islam, immigrant mentality, outrage culture, Black Mirror, our monkey brain, hog of a cock and Jeffery can't hold his pee.

In this episode we talk about crucifying Christ, Atlantis and ancient man, the Olympics, how every white person is racist, coveting your neighbors ass, how bitches be trippin', the Black Panthers disco band, we rehash Blacksplaining, go on a ominous rant on gun control, openly wonder how much steroids Jamaican sprinters take, talk the dangers of cocaine and I go on a sad rant on how I hate my vape pen.

Guest, Darth Vader performer, Ian Hiebert joins us to talk all things Star Wars, Lucas Films, The Last Jedi controversies, 501st fan club, prop and costume making, miniature effects (including dancing Pepsi cans) and Ian's many appearances including in the 2007 Tournament of Roses parade. Also, Jeff spills beer on me and I confuse Star Wars with Star Trek.

We talk about gin dick, the Oakland Raiders, drunk driving bulldozers through houses, clubbing seals, NPR language ethics, how the dead are assholes, the Tide Challenge, sparkle paint Pontiacs, The Great Depression, Star Wars porn and Jeff names celebrities that he's never met.

We talk about poverty, how white people ruin everything, Eskimos, the difference between soups and stews, a smile is a frown upside down, Get Out, Hit Dem Folks, transracialism, 14th Amendment, we objectify Fox News Anchors, say Yaaasss Queen, don't speak the local language, complain about our kids and break our New Years resolutions.

We talk about blind allegiance, bewildered men, The Gift of Fear, striking out, Chelsea Handler, Litterati, Mayor Ed Lee and tech bros, cannabis and gun ownership, fetishization of cannabis, I go full on hippie and Jeff has the usual trouble of pronouncing words and keeping a train of thought.

We talk about digging deep, conduction vs. convention, wildfires, catching colds, douchy scarfs, the reboot of Roots and the one black kid in school, CB4, Jeff admits to dating white women, Freaks of the Industry, growing up too fast, racists in Idaho, Trump says hold my beer, Puerto Rico, free tickets, we play a listener phone call, we review the Firefly 2 and Jeff confuses it with Amazon Fire.

We’re joined by cannabis enthusiasts Ian (from Ep. 29) and Oscar and we talk terpenes, resins vs. rosins, coming back to dick, corporate money, introspection, blowing up your house, children and edible safety, how much is too much weed, reptile genetics, SyFy, and we play music by Penumbral Rise!

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