Hangin with Old Lew *the podcast your momma loves

We talk about rude house painters, Fleet Week, harvest time, garage apartments, day drinking, free-range kids, the UFC, we outfit shame women, get confused about suppositories and Jeff steals ice straight from Joshua's glass and Jeff calls the wrong phone number live on air. 

We talk about Chinese lucky numbers, eating people, jealous friends, believing in your poor excuses, Botham Jean, Kaepernick and Nike, Florence and Katrina, when your kid starts wiping their own ass, cyber bullying and how to teach your kid to deal with it and we discuss the nature of our unique friendship.

We talk about race and putting yourself in other people's shoes, mountain climbing, teaching your kids about greed, political teams and truth vs. winning, potholes, workouts for old man ass, Joshua shits on liberals, San Francisco and the Raiders, shooting grizzly bears, and Asia Argento conspiracies. 

We discuss the California wildfires, Mono Lake and the Salton Sea, honey that isn't honey, retirement advice, great customer service, Joshua's backcountry trip and resetting priorities, short goodbyes, smokers, addiction, cryo therapy and Jeff has to pee really, really bad.

In this episode we talk skinny jeans, Bass Reeves, Permit Patty and Coupon Carl, using Trump's ego for good, Mevo cameras, Lew's trip to Europe, finding a used hypodermic needle in your flower bed, San Francisco is liberal shit-hole, ass-whoopings that help you grow, MLB All Star game and kids on Twitter and Joshua remembers the time he got beat up for being polite.

Happy Fourth! We celebrate our FREEDOM by discussing the rise of authoritarianism in the US, how your vote doesn't matter and corporations as our new rulers, also: summer vacation, what dipshits do in a group of dipshits, walking to bars, the World Cup, littering, Old Lew reveals his plans to write an exercise book and I get scared by a loud noise.

We talk about being hit with an ugly stick, sheltering our kids, the Peanuts aren't funny, Where's the Beef?, Tom Cruise is a handsome man, vaccines, the world is Nerfed, getting into the cars of strangers, more San Francisco drug addict madness, men are stupid, that white girl and Kendrick Lamar and I tell Old Lew how to pour a proper drink.

Jonas Alt stops by the studio and tells his story of being locked up in Ireland facing ten years in a hard prison system, struggling with a foreign legal system and dodging gypsies and cops out to get him. Oh, and Old Lew gets drunk.

We talk about coaching your kids team, the ROYAL WEDDING, explaining to a 3 year old why a junkie is shooting up on the corner, gondolas, earthquakes, raw water, bombing Mexico, we shout out to Kanye, yell at other people's kids, yell at each other, complain about bumpy roads, lament the way God made you and Jeff counts to 8.

We talk about sex cults, Fiat 144, not giving a fuck, handling bizness like an adult, the Golden State Killer and gender parity in serial killers, Twitter, giving stuff away for free, Smear the Queer, drugging children so they fit into a fucked up society and Jeff names things he can see in the studio.