Happily NEVER After

Welcome to our Hallmark Holiday podcast where a friend and I watch one of these ridiculous movies, get together and proceed to dismantle them trope by trope and stereotype upon stereotype...until there is nothing left. Oh, while we drink. A Bride for Christmas stars two Hallmark circuit regulars – Arielle Kebbel and Andrew Walker – yes, we know you don’t know who they are. Now, if you think love has been fast-tracked in previous episodes, this one takes two commitment-phobes on a bullet train clear past the altar and into a fully fledged MARRIAGE in less than ninety minutes. Jessie and Aiden meet under the pretense of a testosterone-induced bet, get railroaded into spending an inordinate amount of time together, weather a stalker ex-fiancé and unexpectedly (well, not to us) fall in love. Could they have just dated seriously? Sure! Could it have simply ended in an engagement? Of course! But these two wanted to go “all in”.

Welcome to our Hallmark Holiday podcast where a friend and I watch one of these ridiculous movies, get together and proceed to dismantle them trope by trope and stereotype upon stereotype...until there is nothing left. Oh, while we drink. Our newest episode brings it on down to Frumptown with Mayim Bialik (you know, Blossom) in her debut/finale Hallmark triumph, The Flight Before Christmas. What makes this episode so special – because it ain’t the movie – is that Dr. Robyn and I have invited special guest, Ashley Proctor, to share in the breakdown fun! The three of us carefully navigate airport protocol, conveniently quaint small towns, RELATIONSHIPS and even the general habits of an old Christmas dude to explain how a cougar and a robot fall in love in roughly 36 hours.

Welcome to our Hallmark Holiday podcast where a friend and I watch one of these ridiculous movies, get together and proceed to dismantle them trope by trope and stereotype upon stereotype...until there is nothing left. Oh, while we drink. In this episode, The Doctor and I are taking you back to 2007 because Hallmark Channel absolutely struck gold with this classic. Two nutbuckets, Melissa Joan Hart and Mario Lopez, fall midly in love when one "kidnaps" the other and they go home for Christmas. Is it true love or is it Stockholm syndrome? You be the judge! Whatever you decide, listen and enjoy!

Welcome to our Hallmark Holiday podcast where a friend and I watch one of these ridiculous movies, get together and proceed to dismantle them trope by trope and stereotype upon stereotype...until there is nothing left. Oh, while we drink.

In this episode, I'm back with the lovely Dr. Robyn as we (barely) make it through Broadcasting Christmas, starring Melissa Joan Hart and Dean Cain. Proof positive that double the stars sometimes makes only half the movie. Listen and enjoy!

Welcome to our Hallmark Holiday podcast where a friend and I watch one of these ridiculous movies, get together and proceed to dismantle them trope by trope and stereotype upon stereotype...until there is nothing left. Oh, while we drink.

In this episode, my esteemed guest, Dr. Robyn, and I walk each other through Hitched for the Holidays. It stars Joey Lawrence...and Emily Hampshire. Yes, a woman you've never heard of. Listen and enjoy!