The gf and I haven’t been able to fully sit down and record a full episode so in the last couple of months we’ve recorded a total of, like, 4 minutes of the podcast so I mixed that with some old clips we never got around to using and made this bonus-ish episode. It’s a mess and it’s all over the place and I’m not even sure what’s all here, enjoy.

I’m sorry for the lack of content but here’s a review for Blasphemous, the Metrovania/Dark Souls 2D side scroller. Less of a review and more of a delusional rant fueled by anxiety and insomnia.

It’s the Dragonball Z episode, that’s it, that’s the description…but also we’re reforming our government finally along with our fleets, there’s mysterious sapphire monsters in the deep reaches of our space and you’ll never ever guess what happens yet again.

With the war over the Crystax empire was in shambles, but not destroyed. It’s time to rebuild and finally install the regenerative hill tissue on our ships! While I talk about Yu Yu Hakisho and Halo. Also we have Starholds and they’re glorious.

As the second great war rages on the Crystax don’t cower, they fight head on and bravely but with the odds so heavily stacked against them, will this be the end? Not to mention as the brave Crystax are dying the leader of the cunning shadow council is just in his room raving about Urbz Sims in the city, Sonic Origins, a story of a time traveler and memes on the internet.

After an extended hiatus the Crystax return in a blaze of glory and horrible managerial skills! Old threats rear their ugly heads once again, we STILL haven’t finished researching regenitive hill tissue and we name more planets after obscure Sega games.

I’m finally getting a grasp on these new mechanics as I take our war torn Crsylax empire and try my best to not only rebuild the economy, but have it flourish. I also talk about weird food combos and team fortress 2, good episode, very chill.

The best duo in the podcasting business come together once again to talk about important things, like shooting Jedi with guns and slapping comedians.

The Crystax cling to what little hope they have against the absolute onslaught of the Zedran fleets. Luckily their brilliant and handsome leader of the shadow council has a couple more tricks up their sleeve…after putting us all here in the first place by their horrid managerial skills.

In traditional Fiery Biscuits fashion we discuss if spices became anthropomorphic, which ones we would smash or pass. The Gf also calls our Russia and abuses me. Also Steve Jobs kicks down our door from playing a copyrighted song on my podcast that’s hosted on Apple Podcasts.