Matt and Nick are back after a week off, and what better way to warm up the mics than with a full-blown Page McConnell birthday celebration episode. Yes, the Chair-"Birthday Boy" of the Boards himself just leveled up, and Insuphishient is here to (barely) hold it together in his honor.

Matt opens with a heartfelt tribute that gets derailed by a tangent about yacht rock. Nick insists Page invented jazz in 1997. Neither can explain what a clavinet actually does, but both agree Page probably knows more than we do.

Plus:

• They Make Fun of Trey
• A brief attempt to build a band of four Pages
• Nick accidentally insults every keyboardist alive
• A surprise Text Message from someone who claims to be Page’s College Limo driver (it’s not)

The band is almost back. The Summer tour is almost here.
But Page is already eternal.

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