The only thing left to eat in the snack room at Barstool HQ is regular Cheetos, which stinks because Dave believes Baked Cheetos are the better kind. This leads to the Barstool Radio crew getting into a heated debate about what the correct nomenclature of cheese based snacks are.  Are they doodles? Are they puffs? Or are they curls? We bring on an expert, Clem to discuss. When Dave doesn't like Clem's answer, he wants to get his mother on the line, but instead we get Mr. Portnoy, who goes on a tangent about the Milano cookies he eats for breakfast.