The country girls reminisce on previous dates they’ve been on, by spilling some exposing details. They talk about the best & worst, craziest, most romantic, cringiest, embarrassing, and other kinds of dates. Everyone’s dating lives are complex, so why not hear the dynamic duo talk sh*t on their previous dates? Who knows, you might even be featured in here without knowing it.

This week is not a regular week… It’s the birthday of our very own, Yana, AND we have a special guest, Mr. Smoothie King (Shibani’s boy). Yana meets the boyfriend for the first time, conducts a formal interview with him, and asks a series of questions relating to their relationship thus far. They talk about their awkward pandemic first date, Smoothie King accidentally running into Shib’s parents at his own house, and their petty ‘fights.’ JOIN IN FOR THIS LIVE MEET AND GREET!

To all the fat mf’s, you don’t wanna miss this episode. Yana and Shibani change things up this week and talk about FOOD. They rank and rate different fast foods and dining options based on a series of categories. They also share some controversial opinions on chicken and fries. EAT UP HAPPY HOPPERS!!

The girls share the biggest turn offs for women, so men, if you’re listening, take notes. They share all turn-offs including things guys wear, flirting attempts, things guys do on dates, annoying personality traits, sex-related things, and more. In summary, if you play video games, complain a lot, are crazy jealous, and wear ankle socks and weird hats, you are likely single. Girls who are listening, are we right or are we right? ENJOY PEOPLE!

This might be the best episode of the year… HA got you. Happy 2021 ladies and gents! The duo reflects on 2020 by discussing lessons learned from their love lives, fashion trends, banana bread, Tiger King, and more. They then play a little rapid fire game of what they’re hoping for in 2021, which includes making mad dough and becoming Oscar winners. In all seriousness, though, the girls are AMPED for taking advantage of the new year and how f*cking great this cute little pod will be.

Happy holidays to the biggest hoeity hoe hoes. This week, the duo is joined by Shafim for PART TWO of one of the most listened to episodes! They discuss anything and everything ranging from hot outfits, sexting, movie-based fantasies to personal insecurities, expectations for a relationship from a guy’s perspective, and daily motivations. Don’t miss the LAST EPISODE FOR 2020!!! See y’all happy hoppers in 2021!

The girlies discuss...MEN...yet again. Have you ever dated/talked to multiple people or are you thinking about it? Tune in to hear their experiences, the pros and cons, and some overall advice. You also won’t want to miss the REVELATION Shibani shares towards the end of the episode! This episode is full of dating advice and sports analogies. Learn how to f*ck with men and date their best friend.

The ~ethnic~ girls discuss their experiences being raised by immigrant parents. You’ll notice that there are many common, weird things foreign parents do, whether your family is from Bulgaria, India, or anywhere else. Is hiding your passports, sharpening pencils with knives, putting alcohol infused socks on to avoid sickness, lying about being vegetarian, etc. normal???

The relationship experts discuss the complex modern dating world and the different phases/milestones a couple goes through...like what exactly is the talking phase? When is the right time to start traveling with your partner? Have you ever fought at Cheesecake with your SO? Also, the duo’s weekly updates are intense to say the least so you’ll want to listen from beginning to end! HAVE FUN LISTENING!

Jake, Yana, and Shibani continue their stupid shit by discussing their personal and professional lives. How do you give feedback to your partner? How did you realize your sexuality? Is it normal to feel unfulfilled a couple months into a career? TUNE IN!!!