Happy Hour: The Definitive 7th Heaven Walkthrough

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Another lost animal is found in the yard, but this ugly duckling is no Eisenhower or Happy. Meanwhile, Aaron Carter is getting underage married to emancipate himself so he has no room in his life for Ruthie, and there's another pregnant girl in need of saving, but we still haven't seen any evidence of the oft-mentioned abstinence class.

This week we had Japanese green teas and sweet treats.

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This week, special guest David joins us once again to discuss an episode about how when you accidentally run a stoner over with your car you become a sex addict and can't go to class, plus Ruthie's new boyfriend is Aaron Carter.

We drank:

Peter's Brand Classics

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You know, 2-parter season premieres in 2004 were meant to be better than this. At least we got to see Simon own Eric and a little Happy screen time, plus a chance to give you some more strongly-held opinions on DC restaurants.

We drank:

Josephsbrau Oktoberfest

Beefeater Martini

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The PSA this week is ill-fitting pants. Also 1/3 of the cast is gone with essentially no explanation. However, Simon is back and he has sideburns and a lot of game with the ladies. 

Greg drank: Monopolio Lager

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The season finale is here! . . . and it's underwhelming, but also very busy? Many longstanding characters are apparently being written off, but in the most haphazard and anticlimactic way possible. Mary never shows up.

Greg Drank:

Hofbrau Dunkel

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It's the season finale! Sort of . . . it's a whole episode of set up for a two-parter. Hastily manufactured relationship drama abounds, but it's not interesting.

We drank:

Grapefruit Rambler Sparkling Mineral Water

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This week - Ruthie and Peter get very lost due to a mistimed hot dog purchase, Lucy significantly interferes with important police business, and there is a PSA plot divergence we didn't see coming.

Greg drank:

Tina's special creamy limoncello.

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It's another PSA episode about drinking. Not one drop. And if you are going to drink from the water fountain, TAKE TURNS.

Anyway, we drank:

"The Chunnel"

2oz Gin

1oz St Germain

3/4 oz Lemon Juice

Shake and serve in a martini glass.

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It's an episode about not coveting real estate, with a special and unexpected appearance by Aunt Julie. She doesn't do anything interesting this time.

We drank:

Tina's Homemade Creamy Limoncello

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Strap in y'all because we've got a "good one". Elusive and extremely rare, this "good" episode explores the nature of perception and psychological manipulation - in short, it's a masterpiece!

We Drank:

Gaffel Kölsch

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