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This week we have . . . an episode. The rehabilitation of Robbie (and ruining of John) continues,  Mary is back, but only as a special phone guest star, Ruthie falls in love with Robbie, and the "naked" jokes continue.

We drank:

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's Tequila mixed with Grapefruit soda (aka a "Xolo")

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Welcome to our 100th episode. We do some novel stuff like investigating the IMDB history of Studio AT/KGF Vissers and playing 7th Heaven trivia. Here is the link to the trivia we did at the end of the show.

The plot this week was SURPRISE Robbie is good now and John is bad.

We drank:
Old Pal (Death & Co.) - Rittenhouse 100 proof Rye, Aperol, Dry Vermouth, Lemon Twist

Mint Julep

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We're back with one about music censorship, seems about right for 7th heaven. Simon has fallen in with a group of misogynistic 14 yr old white boys that stand around listening to gangsta rap and disrespecting his mom, Matt loves Tipper Gore and also maybe Heather, and Robbie comes home to roost.

We drank:
Vodka and juice, Boss Black Coffee, and Grapefruit Mimosas

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No longer dependent upon admonishing Mary's "bad girl" attitude, the show immediately replaces her ethos with the Olsen twins. Also, we learn some wholesome lessons about gossiping, not ditching your dance date, and how L is for losers.


We drank:
Haku Vodka and Raspberry Apple Juice
Iced Caramel Macchiato 

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You guys, have you heard Mary is bad? Well she has been for 6 episodes straight and this one is finally putting an end to it via "winter in Buffalo". Nothing much happens besides Mary evading, Mary getting caught in an intervention, and Mary getting sent to upstate New York.

We drank:
Guiness
Water

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You guys Mary is bad, and it's all coming out. That and nothing else happened this episode. One more to go and then this show is going to have to figure out something else to do with itself.


This week we drank:
Gin and Tonic
Watermelon Strawberry Polar Seltzer

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This week, the Frankie and Johnnie "arc" finally reaches its conclusion, Mary continues to be very bad at life, Lucy learns the perils of little girl friendships, Eric can't help but meddle all day, Simon gets a manly earring, and Matt is at his creepiest yet.

We drank some sparkling water and regular water.

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This episode, this episode is something. Mary's downward spiral continues because she looks at a joint, Ruthie sneaks into Eric and Annie's room and carefully records their sexual escapades for a school project, Simon goes on a date with an extremely irritating spelling champion, and Lucy drops her egg beau for a far worse suitor. 


This week we drank:
Hayman Gin Martinis
Green Tea

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This week Mary starts a new job at the pizza parlor which apparently is spiraling into a 3 episode arc involving a beloved Grey's Anatomy cast member. Matt continues to be the worst, going on a milk-fueled bender and forgetting to drive Simon on his date, Annie and Eric get jealous and this turns them on, and Lucy has a new beau/egg husband. 

We drank:
The Champagne of Beers
Tecate of Questionable Quality

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The theme this week is taking responsibility or blame or something. Everyone is fairly annoying except Lucy. Matt and Mary are peak terrible! And our old friend the Colonel shows up.

We drank:
Ozeki Sake Dry
Lukusowa Vodka and Hey Song Sasparilla

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