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We're back with improved sound, thanks for waiting! This week we discuss an episode about how all women are crazy, namely a very pregnant Aunt Julie. Also, Simon almost gets picked up by a 25 year old at the pool hall, Ruthie has another secret animal plot, and Lucy learns about the perils of heteronormative dating tropes.


This week we drank the Right Proper variety pack

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NOTE: Still working through sound issues, a new computer has not fixed the issue and it is intermittent, we believe it may be the mics themselves. Thanks for your patience!

This week on the show - Matt reevaluates his life path after talking to "Zen Master" hospital patient Adam, Mary feels left out from hectic bathroom renovations, Eric almost doesn't get his annual raise because Lou should not be allowed to work anywhere, and Simon struggles with how to deal with his new admirer Beth.

This week we drank leftover wine out of a water bottle. Class.

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This week - more feminism! We sure learned a lot about the Taliban. Plus Simon is too good at cooking . . . and that's a problem, Ruthie is a beast on the grid iron, and some misogynist Christian men are too much, even for Eric. 

This week we drank Pacifico from the bottle, because it was what I could reach on the shelf.

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We dive into the second episode of season 4, which is a lot of nothing until Eric reveals cosmic details about his near death experience. Also, Simon tries to be man of the house in Matt's absence (annoying Simon is back!), Lucy decides she's quite content on the high school's "B List", and John continues to be a good friend to Matt even though he doesn't deserve it at all.

Stay tuned until the end for a surprising twist about our favorite IMDB reviewer!

Greg drank a sparkling electrolyte tea water drink with mango. 

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Hello loyal listeners and welcome to Season 4, finally! The tone has changed, the hair has changed, the Colonel has changed - it's a whole new world. However some things are immutable - like classic 7th Heaven bedroom exchanges, Annie being unreasonable, and Eric being stressed about his job.

This week Greg drank Teddy's Strawberry and Cream soda.

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Season 3 finally comes to an end as we finish up Part II of the finale. The longest day ever reveals that Matt loves Shauna, Simon loves french kissing, Ruthie loves occult ritual, and Aunt Julie can't decide if she loves Dr. Hastings. Jordan is still here giving out bits of wisdom, unfortunately, and Annie still hasn't gotten laid. Onward to Season 4!

This week Greg drank Soju again.

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We dive into Part 1 of the Season 3 finale! No one has planned a single element of Heather's impending wedding, although it is only 48 hours away. Matt is asked to play usher, something his girlfriend hates, while Ruthie vengefully curses the affair using her time-bending abilities. Mary is secretly "playing basketball" with Jordan, as Simon manages a tricky situation with Deena's cousin Cindy.  Annie doesn't care about any of the main plots and just wants to get railed.

This week we drank some mezcal margaritas from a local restaurant!

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In this special snow day broadcast, we tackle a bizarro episode featuring elderly dogs and dog spirit metaphysics, Simon's special French restaurant date, buddy cop time with Matt and Sgt Michaels, and more Michael Towner shenanigans.

This week we drank Reyka Icelandic Vodka with South Korea's own "WaterUp Melon" soda.

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We are rounding the corner on the end of Season 3, but first another wacky one. Rudy the custodian is talking to god, which brings up some interesting questions about the mechanics of divine will and fate that the show never even attempts to address. While Eric is distracted with Rudy, Annie sneaks off to the pool hall to down way too many Diet Cokes with her girlfriends. Ruthie is dealing with a very pesky neighborhood chimpanzee, but her whole family thinks she is playing make believe. Matt continues to be insecure in his relationship, while Mary and Lucy have a plot of no consequence that makes no sense. 


This week Greg drank Mountain Dew Spark, not recommended. 

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Oh boy, we ring in the New Year with this very special anti-MeToo episode. The President of Matt's university is embroiled in a scandal (sleeping with a student) that has the Camdens taking sides. There is only one side, strangely. Also, hijinks ensue when Mrs. Hinkle helps Simon and Ruthie collect from their delinquent newspaper route subscriber. It's not one you will want to miss, as we conclude with a shocking revelation!

This week we drank a lot. It was New Years Eve.

Union Brewing AM Gold
Eastciders Original Dry Cider
Plymouth Martinis

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