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This week on the podcast, we discuss the infamous paint huffing episode. Simon is a snitch, Matt is in a sandwich delivering Groundhog's day, Ruthie makes a beautiful sculpture, and Mary continues to be a bad bitch.

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This week we discuss an episode about: teen girls excluding, elementary girls excluding, Simon moping over Captain Crunch, Mary moping over exclusion, and Matt being the worst at dating Shauna. Also, the complete non sequitur of a Japanese internment camp reparation money plot.

We drank:

Austin Eastciders Blood Orange
Leinenkugel's Summer Shandy

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This week on the cast, part two of Mary's transgressions as she faces the consequences of her gym trashing. Simon and Ruthie visit three different houses of worship and learn essentially nothing, Matt continues to be a bummer, and we find out Lucy is in fact running all of Glen Oak High.

This week Greg drank some Trader Joes Red Ale beer.

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This week on the cast: controversy begins as Mary's basketball season is cancelled due to poor grades, Matt comes up with every excuse under the sun for why he needs to come home and help his family, and Simon gets in big trouble for something that does not matter in the least. Lucy is in this episode too, but we don't understand why.

We Drank:

Right Proper - Senate Beer
Deep Bay - Citrus Mint Gin Soda

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We're back with improved sound, thanks for waiting! This week we discuss an episode about how all women are crazy, namely a very pregnant Aunt Julie. Also, Simon almost gets picked up by a 25 year old at the pool hall, Ruthie has another secret animal plot, and Lucy learns about the perils of heteronormative dating tropes.


This week we drank the Right Proper variety pack

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NOTE: Still working through sound issues, a new computer has not fixed the issue and it is intermittent, we believe it may be the mics themselves. Thanks for your patience!

This week on the show - Matt reevaluates his life path after talking to "Zen Master" hospital patient Adam, Mary feels left out from hectic bathroom renovations, Eric almost doesn't get his annual raise because Lou should not be allowed to work anywhere, and Simon struggles with how to deal with his new admirer Beth.

This week we drank leftover wine out of a water bottle. Class.

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This week - more feminism! We sure learned a lot about the Taliban. Plus Simon is too good at cooking . . . and that's a problem, Ruthie is a beast on the grid iron, and some misogynist Christian men are too much, even for Eric. 

This week we drank Pacifico from the bottle, because it was what I could reach on the shelf.

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We dive into the second episode of season 4, which is a lot of nothing until Eric reveals cosmic details about his near death experience. Also, Simon tries to be man of the house in Matt's absence (annoying Simon is back!), Lucy decides she's quite content on the high school's "B List", and John continues to be a good friend to Matt even though he doesn't deserve it at all.

Stay tuned until the end for a surprising twist about our favorite IMDB reviewer!

Greg drank a sparkling electrolyte tea water drink with mango. 

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Hello loyal listeners and welcome to Season 4, finally! The tone has changed, the hair has changed, the Colonel has changed - it's a whole new world. However some things are immutable - like classic 7th Heaven bedroom exchanges, Annie being unreasonable, and Eric being stressed about his job.

This week Greg drank Teddy's Strawberry and Cream soda.

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Season 3 finally comes to an end as we finish up Part II of the finale. The longest day ever reveals that Matt loves Shauna, Simon loves french kissing, Ruthie loves occult ritual, and Aunt Julie can't decide if she loves Dr. Hastings. Jordan is still here giving out bits of wisdom, unfortunately, and Annie still hasn't gotten laid. Onward to Season 4!

This week Greg drank Soju again.

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