We know we’re late. We’re sorry. But we’re making it up to you by giving you our Celebrity Bingo winner for 2024 and our picks for 2025! We’re also giving you some titillating conversation about artificial intelligence sex robots, airport shenanigans, and brain-eating amoebas. Yum! We also made this one 2 hours long, so just in case you don’t hear from us until 2026’s Celebrity Bingo picks, there’ll be plenty of us to hold you over. If you listen to 40 seconds of our podcast per day, it’ll hold you over the remaining 298 days.

Look, we’ll be honest here, we went into this podcast kind of blind. Not blind like we normally do with all of our podcasts. Actually blind. Not literally blind, but blind in the sense of not….you know what? Just listen. It’s good for you. You should totally do that. Topics included how much money you’d require to get pegged (or whatever you’re into) and it just got worse from there. So give it a listen. You’ll regret it if you don’t. You’ll also probably regret it if you do, but atleast it’ll give you something to do for a while.

You can take the Three Guys out of the year, but you can’t take the New Year out of the Three Guys. I’m sure that made sense to someone.

You didn’t think we’d miss a Celebrity Death Bingo New Year did you? Gather round, kids, and let us tell you who won last year and our picks for this year. This year, we have a special treat: the WAGs of the Three Guys guest on this one. It’s quite tasty. The podcast, that is.

We survived 2022 and now we’re ringing in 2023 with the show you wait for all year: Celebrity Death Bingo! Join us as we talk about Dillon being systematically targeted on a business trip for his drinking prowess, Wagyu beef, Blue Label scotch, nipple play, pooping at someone else’s house, and of course, BINGO.

Because we love you, we’re giving you another extended podcast this week! And also because we’re not able to put out many weekly editions right now. But mostly love.

This week, it’s just William and Dillon due to a procedure Patrick had to have, but I’ve heard that both Patrick and the freckle survived. We also finally knock out a few back-logged topics we’ve needed to discuss, such as Colin Powell, the Vince McMahon scandal, BLTs, “kings” and “queens,” William’s gym, and you get to hear from a special sponsor this week. Saddle up.

Heeeeeey there and welcome to the Three Guys Bar! This was a long one, but oooh man, it was a good one. Speaking of long ones (or good ones, depending), in this episode, we talked about faking it, as well as some stories from back when William and Dillon wrestled. Not each other. Except sometimes. We also discuss trypophobia, CrAIyon, Australian football, coffee joints, and reaction videos.

Folks, this one is…a little sloppy. Well, 1/3 of it is, anyway.

Join us at the bar as we discuss Lowe’s, the Island Boys, a cautionary tale from William, the Amber Heard/Johnny Depp trial, work behaviors, and much, much more. If only we could be as lucky as you guys out there to be listening to this podcast for the FIRST time!

Sit back, grab a beverage, and hold on to your skivvies. This is a long one.

In this one, we discuss some recent television series we’ve been following, including Halo and The Office, a whole bunch of Marvel stuff, our burial wishes, Best Buy, lesbian Valentine’s day cards, and all the many other zany antics you’ve come to know and love from the Guys.

We’re not dead. Yeah, we’re as shocked about that as you are. Good news though. New podcast. Join us this week for can’t miss topics such as: hemorrhoids (why is that word so hard to spell?), IHOP, poor employee wages, Duclaw Brewing, tornados, and all the other super fun things you know and love us for. Right? Right.

Iiiiiiiiiiit’s BINGO time! The time you’ve all been waiting for has arrived. It’s a new year and that means it’s time to see who won the 2021 edition of Celebrity Death Bingo and who our picks for 2022 will be. The other stuff in this episode really doesn’t matter. We know what you came to hear. But if you don’t listen to it all, you may miss important world topics such as Willem Dafoe’s pecker. You wouldn’t want to miss that, would you? I didn’t think so.