This week we start out with a FL judge who thinks she's a doctor. There's some shady cops in the great state of KS if you're coming from a state with legal cannabis. And we finally get to the uber eats driver story we missed last week. These stories and more when you tune into the news you didn't know you needed to hear.

This week we didn't even get to the story our show was named after... We have a lady who believes a coyote was out to get her. We have a poor guy that is half naked and arrested. There's a Disney world employee charged with making over 500 upskirt videos. And a FL gal dressed as a clown charged with murder. Tune in for more of the news you didn't know you needed to hear.

This week we have a plethora of stories involving people playing stupid "games" and winning stupid "prizes" We have a lady injecting dehydrated black widow, we have a snake bite victim electrocuting himself. Plus many other stories from the doomed human race.

This week Shanty starts off by wondering why the hell are people losing their shit over a beer can. We have a naked FL man a school bus and a dead deer. There's a couple GA men breaking into an electrical station and get a good charring. We have a POS that blamed the death of his child on his cat. And a lady that called the ambulance that never showed up and her husband pays the price. These storied and more when you tune into the news you didn't know you needed to hear.

This week we start off with a story we neglected to get to last week. A FL man answers the door to an alligator and is quickly attacked. We have a family living with a dead body for six years to collect a check. There's this bacteria that eats heavy metal and shits gold.. We have a couple of dumb ass deputies that are disciplined for shooting each other. These stories and more when you tune in to the news you didn't know you needed to hear.

Only a day late but hey we made it. First off we have a Florida bad cop that was caught selling drugs... imagine that.. Then we have another naked FL man saying he's from a different time.. the future to be exact. We also have a Zebra that takes a guys arm off.. kinda.. We also have a huge algae mass headed for? You guessed it FL!!! These stories and more when you tune into the news you didn't know you needed to hear.

This week we had to do a remote podcast because mother nature decided to dump more snow on us. So the first minute is a little echoy on Sanchez end until I can figure out the audio situation. But don't fret we get it figured out and bring you the news you didn't know you needed to hear. we have a FL man who shoots his own finger off... Bang!! We have a hoarder finding her missing husband while searching for decorations.  We have a ATV rider end up in a sharks stomach. And other stories when you tune in to our weekly shit show.

So in response to the Cocaine bear, someone decided Meth Gator was a good idea, so we covered the story.  We also have a ketchup company buying a guy a boat for surviving off ketchup.  We have a FL man found with over a ton of porn. Sex dolls for dogs and another FL man die from a brain eating amoeba. These stories and more brought to you by your favorite news team!!! 

Tonight Shoebee returns to give his take on some of the news you didn't know you needed to hear, and as usual Sanchez and I catch a buzz.  First off we have a FL man pronounced dead... but wasn't.  We have a FL gal eaten by a gator, but her dog lived.  A groom still hooked on mothers milk. And the rights of an unborn child locked up in prison.  Tune in for these storied and more with your favorite news team.

This week we have a FL mom who's side hustle has gotten her kid suspended from school.  We have a man and wife married for some time with multiple attempted murder charges against the wife. We also have a couple guys that fall into a vat of chocolate. These stories and more when you tune into Happy Hr News!!!