This week we go on an adventure talking about our favourite lube.... Cum. Why is it that people are scared of their own.. how do we really feel about this? We cum dump a tonne of good shit on JOI, CEI and solo wanks, plus Mother and Father Hole tell their own stories on when their own personal lube hit them in the face!!! ..... Separately.

In this weeks episode the holes talk about the unwritten contracts of sleeping with your mates! Do you go with the flow or does it have to be something stated from the beginning? From friends to lovers to ex's to sometimes being friends all over again. Its a story of being platonically cheeky... Love, Mother and Father hole xo

Whats the difference between a Strip Club and an Art Gallery? Not much as Chloe and Armando discuss the similar practices, clients and work ethics whether or not you swing a brush or from a pole. If you're rich in the game, be bloody honest about it please. Love, mother and Father Hole xoxo

The Holes are sick but more sick of censorship in this weeks episode. Armando explains his falling out with Patreon and move to Porn Hub while Chloe shares the bizarre new cam rules while practicing her ASMR. Ibiza is just as classy as a bum bag full of drugs and make sure you do your research before ringing each others door bells if you know what we mean. Love always, Mother and Father Hole xo

Sex, Drugs and 80 year old french white men, Chloe and Armando are back with stories to tell from the literal shit drama in Paris to Amazon douche drones in London. Strolling down drug memory lane, the two high holes discuss if its worth taking some sort of something before getting down and dirty....

HOLES, today we share our "first time"stories while reflecting on how bad our sex education was in high school. 3.5 seconds record, UFC uterus and fainting bananas are all part of the ride. Why settle for a dumb concept like virginity when " Sexual Debut" sounds like your holes are going to be on broadway?

Dearest darling Holes, This week we enter a wold of gaming and Twitch as Chloe and Armando are joined by their wonderful guide Koko Dama. Two different worlds, yet they have a lot more in common than you think! Hot Tub Streamers, riding inflatable pickles and sucking microphones aren't just for cam sites. Pour yourself a glass of Gamer Bath Water and enjoy the show! You can find Koko at www.instagram.com/koko.dama Love always, Mother and Father hole. x

This week we are back and with the topic of TOYS and what exactly we have hidden away in our holes. We also discuss the new phenomenon "Lizard Tongue" that seems to be sweeping the cam world, what pineapples in your home REALLY mean, plus a dive into the wonderful world of SEX (as usual) AND our good old faithful....toys. Knowledge is power. Enjoy Holes! XO

This week we have the one and only, our dearest hole, MISS EVIE PLUMB from Cliterally The Best on the show!! We talk everything from how-to clone a willy, the story of the human toilet and we of course reveal the deepest darkest kinks we want to enjoy.. All of this plus, Evie tells us about her hilarious first experience at a sex party!! You can find everything Evie and Cliterally the best at Cliterallythebest.co.uk Enjoy little ones, Love Always, Mother and Father Hole x