Welcome back milkers! Florida took a beating this week and we're here to talk about it! The boys learn the dynamics of these fascinating weather list! Our thoughts are with the people affected by the storm!! Lilovex gets tasty with a interesting question of what you wouldn't put in your mouth during sex. Oh yeah and if you ever go to dinner with Jason... don't be late! Well I hope your glasses are empty because we have a lot of Happy Milk headed your way!!! 

We back babies! Hope everyone had a great week because Jason sure didn't! lol Per usual we're back with our crazy antics of a show! Trigger warning! The boys are talking about addiction in this weeks whole milk segment and boy oh boy this topic is a hard pill to swallow! Speaking of swallowing the boys discuss why being in a throuple may be the best way to live life!! Well I hope your glass is empty back we have a lot of Happy Milk headed your way!!!!

We're stepping on Legos this episode and we kinda like it! Welcome back everyone to a brand new episode of Happy Milk. Yep, you guessed it! In this weeks Whole Milk segment we're discussing the worlds largest toy manufacturer, Legos!! With a twist of lilovex this episode is bound to leaving you wanting more! The boys discuss how great Panera Bread is and if shoplifting is really that bad.......Well I hope your glass is empty because I have a lot of Happy Milk headed your way!!!

WE BACK MILKERS!! Hope you guys had a great week! This weeks episode is off the rails once again because the boys are talking about American Idol in this weeks whole milk segment!! Jason once agin has no idea what American Idol is so RogerThat does his best to explain! The boys also discuss the fact that neither of them have ever won a spelling bee in the Lilovex segment and we jump right into who's made the most albums in the Moooosic segment! Well I hope your glass is empty because we have a lot of Happy Milk headed your way!!

Welcome back Happy Milkers!! This week we're off the rails.... literally! The boys don't hold back in weeks segment of Lilovex, I mean... seriously Jason, who doesn't like turkey sandwiches!! RogerThat explains again why Florida is so great with his out of gas story! In this weeks Whole Milk segment we discuss Trains and how easy it is to get hit by one!! LOL This week is a wild ride with no destination!! Well I hope your glass is empty because we have a lot of Happy Milk headed your way!!!

The sun will come out tomorrow.......wait a minute, wrong chat! Oh this is Happy Milk!! Well welcome back all you milk fiends!! This week was rough but lucky we get to spend it with youuuuu. On this shit show of an episode the guys discuss whether they would rather be attacked by a grizzly bear or a swarm of bees!! In the whole milk segment we take a deep dive into the glamorous idea of The Line they're trying to make in Saudi Arabia!!! In the music segment we find out that Jason hates all music lol!! Well I hope your glass is empty because we have a lot of Happy milk headed your way. 

Where are all the 2000 babies at!?! Oh yeah! They're definitely listening to this weeks episode of Happy Milk! On today's shit show we're throwing it back to the early Y2K!!! This week's whole milk segment if filled with the millennial bug. Check us out as we discuss the top news stories and artists of the early 00's!! The lilovex gets heated with a serious discussion of hot dogs vs hamburgers!! and if you make it to the end we discuss what our next album would be!! I hope your cup is empty because we have a lot of Happy Milk headed your way!!!

WE back Y'all!!! and I hope you guys are ready for this weeks episode!! The boys are jumping right in with what they would do if they won the lottery! RogerThat's answer is a little to boring for Jason's liking! In the Whole Milk segment they get all wrapped up in the pizza sauce with the Pizza Gate conspiracy that had the internet in shambles!! We also discuss the QUEEN B in this weeks moooosic segment! I hope your cup is empty because we have a lot of Happy Milk headed your way!!!  

Who knew in 2022 capitalism would be glamorizing homelessness with a fresh look of giving this shit all up and traveling the world in your van! That's right! You guessed it! On this weeks episode, in the Whole Milk segment we discuss modern day hippies!! Van Life is the newest craze and I'm pretty sure RogerThat wants a part of it! We'll check back with him in a couple of years!! The fellas discuss which iconic album they would have liked to be in the studio for and guess what they rated their last sexual experience! Well I hope your glass is empty because we have a lot of Happy Milk headed your way!!!!

I want to start by saying.... don't do drug.......but if you do.... then do you boo!!! This week we're taking a trip.... get it?!? lol the jokes just keep getting worse! Psychedelics are this weeks whole milk segment and boy are we finding out a lot! Join us as we image what life would be like in an altered state! Roger has everything he wants in this weeks lilovex segment and Jason is not loving that answer!! Hope you glasses are empty because we have a lot of whole milk headed your way!!!