It’s Monday guys! Let me help you make it through the week with some regularly scheduled rants about the necessity of helmets. bHappy!

I’m tired of people who think they’re truly solving problems over twitter and Instagram, just any social media platform in general. Whatever, bHappy!

The wayfair conspiracy and much more. I discovered a new disease and the types of people who have it also, it feels good to be back. bHappy!

I found out how to get away with saying anything, it’s not enough to have a comedy podcast... you’ve got to be a rapper too. bHappy!

How annoying are people who constantly complain about how the government is infringing on their privacy? Meanwhile, pictures of their whole lives are already on Facebook! I found out truly where these people belong... you won’t be let down. Also, you get a little bonus ASMR from yours truly! bHappy!

We’ve done all of the statistical analyses here at the Happy? Podcast Studios...anyone who’s played “just the tip,” is up next for cancelation. Updates on Chris D’Elia and teaching you about apology lunches. bHappy!

Santi talking about these Karen videos and how entitled these people are is absolutely insane! Also my experience with a Karen myself! bHappy!

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife... they cancelin’ everybody out here. You heard it here first folks, everyone is canceled... but not Justin Bieber! Also, I get to talk about all the good shit in my life that I didn’t get to talk about last Friday because of Chris D’Elias news last week..whatever, bHappy!

I’d love to bullshit 24/7, but Chris D’Elia was a huge proponent in me making this podcast and having to confidence to continue it and try to get better at it. So I wanted to speak on everything that’s come out lately about him very loosely and open up. Anyway, bHappy!

So the world is still on fire, but hey we’re only here to have fun for at least 30 minutes... You think they could get away with an autonomous zone in Russia? Also we need to throw some more people away. Be Happy!