Happy Valley Speak Easy Podcast

Does Jeremy live in a crack house? Hyrum's favorite time of year - end of semester! Hyrum's interpretation of the Christmas Story, Reindeer Rim Job, Hyrum's mafia stories, One of Hyrum's porn stories, How to make your porn name, Jeremy won $100 betting on a UFC fight, Bad movies review, Jeremy challenges Hyrum to watch "Uncut Diamonds" because he hated it, Christmas Plans, Hyrum's Christmas 2020, Hyrum's relationship updated, Update on Hyrum getting a house, Hyrum taught two of his girlfriend's sons, Hyrum's Provose (Vice-President) (F) is under investigation for molesting... a gay guy, Kimball's local collage (Dixie State University) is changing its name to Utah Technical University, Every year at Christ Time there's a stupid debate, Steven Segal Movies, Christ Farley wasn't matrially trained, What's Hyrum's perception of Alec Baldwin and "Rust", Travis Scott and Astro World, New eco-friendly plastic made of Salmon sperm, Jeremy has a gambling problem, Brothers Crumb update (one died of Covid), Jeremy looks like Jeremy Dahmer, Hyrum wants to teach using porn, Jeremy meeting his first real racist, It's hard to get away with murder these days, Notable deaths, How close was Hyrum to Cartel situations while in Mexico? There is one town in Mexico run by the drug lord, Hyrums should put lessong on PornHub, "Sexy Beasts" on Netflix, Ending it out with freestyle, Bombing on stage

Hyrum wants a sung intro, St. George Ut may be a good spot to attempt murder, Jeremy didn't mean to bring Covid home to his grandparents, Hyrum has a new - stable - girlfriend, Hyrum is starting to work on a loan to get a new house, Hyrum's aggressive Haiku, Tiger King updates, Hurym wants to rework "A Christmas Carol" - where is the most shameful place you have masturbated?, if you're racist - you're probably homophobic, another two Agressive Haikus, Bruce Campbell's "Bruce Fest", Kimball's youngest child is getting into sports (and Kimball got roped into being coach), members of the theater stage and film workers are going to strike, Super Mario Bros the movie and The Bodyguard are slated to be remade, OnlyFans temporarily banned porn, movie reboot review, Squid Game review, another six Aggressive Haikus, there's going to be a live action "Rick And Morty", another Aggressive Haiku, Abba did a comback tour, Hyrum doesn't dare psycho-analyze any of the family members, bands and singers Hyrum can't listen to because of Spencer and Kimball's music choices in Hyrum's youth, Hyrum's abortion conspiracy theory, Norm McDonald memorial, ending with Aggressive Haikus

Opening with Sponge Bob Jelly Fish Dance Party, Hyrum's big news (NOT gay) - Jeremy has AIDS (corona), DS missing, discovered Jean-Claud Van Johnson (Damme), "you guys is not considered offensive, Hyrum thinks "y'all" is worse, girls who say "y'all" fisting is second base, Kimball has pause issues (fisting is Hyrum's Segway word), items for sale from Hitlers train (including his "cream jar"), Hyrum listens to anti-Semitic artists (The Beatles), New York state is very much different from New York City, does Hyrum and Kimball's mother have Dementia?, Jeremy believes everything he reads on the internet, Hyrum's horror stories of chewing tobacco, construction site music, memories of "Pirate Island Pizza", most resaurants are spins on the the theme of Applebee's, Hyrum is damaged, there is something wrong with male Gynecologists, Amazon tracks their employees, deep issues with Subway (Hyrum was trying to be classy) which led into talking about chicken at McDonalds and Wendy's (BK was left out), Jeremy talked about his work with at risk kids, Hyrum expressed his feelings about 18/19 year olds, Swamp Cougars, Hyrum told a shoe shitting story, Bungled Baja, visitng the filming of "Midnight Meat Train", Georgia Ikea's Juneteenth lunch menu, out-tro of Flamingo

Screwed up techno intro, Taylor is running the video switcher, this is NOT Kimball's podcast, Jeremy is under quarantine (roommate tested positive to Covid-19), Hyrum believes "anything is a dildo if you try hard enough", what it's like to date a trust fund baby, Taylor is now DS (Drunk Sperm), blow and hookers, having a closed casket funeral takes away jobs, Jeremy wants to be on "America's Got Talent", need to crossover "Slacks" and "Kill Dozer", talked about "Dead Snow", DS clicks very loudly, what are the voices saying?, who started "Gay Chicken"?, what Hyrum learned from TikTok, more on Steven Segal films, discussion of Shia Lebuff, Hyrum's soul is a black hole, more Bungled Baja, talked about John Candy, Florida the gift that keeps on giving - more on the youth pastor, Dead Pool on who dies next in our family, Hyrum and Kimball need to make a movie that fails with other people's money "Songs of the South 2, Uncle Remus's Reckoning", who's going to rape Kimball in the mental institution?, Hyrum should be a serial killer but chooses not to be, Jeremy saw Grandma and Grandpa having sex, time for toilet babies, closed out with Yanni

Intro going funk this week, weird global listeners, Kimball has "troll hair", doing a deep dive into Kimball's autism, is Asperger's a Scottish cuisine?, Jeremy found out his roomate tested positive for Covid-19, Jeremy came up with a funny, sunbed news, Hyrum's microwave transformer story, more Tiger King news (who should play Carole Baskin in the movie - email to [email protected]), Bungled Baja is back!, Anthony Wiener and a possible NFT, Hyrum enjoys creeping out and disappointing his mother, Hyrum describes "Hot and Broken", "Wrestling Fans" can also be called "Ping Pong Players" - carefully, Forest Gump was a serial killer, and Peter Pan is about abortion, an Anal Ease story, Costa Rica wood dildo, the "Gauntlet" videos, Florida - The Gift That Keeps On Giving, Arizona refurbishes its gas chamber

Kimball opens with heavy metal "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star", should we destroy the patriarchy?, porn class (piss king foot fetish mother f-er), a submarine story, would movies like "Hostel" work in the U.S.?, vaccine clinic at Larry Flynt's Hustler Club in Las Vegas, Putin discussion, New York schools opening, Jeremy's friend is a Sea Monkey, Lucille Ball was a tramp, AMC discussion, should Hyrum date a guy?, it's hard for Hyrum to drink himself blacked out, is the term "Bothans" slang for something?, sugar baby stories, Kimball must have autism, Hyrum wants to skin Kimball alive, IceJJFish update, Hyrum is a hip-hop fan, Jeremy went to Snoop Dog's "Mount Kushmore" tour, conspiracy theory: all birds have been replaced with drones, Ted Cruz conspiracy theories, Hollywood conspiracy movies that turned out to be true, Hyrum and Jeremy will only see "Kong Vs Godzilla" drunk, finish up with metal "The Wheels on the Bus Go Round And Round", followed up with a discussion of death rattles

no intro - lots of technical issues, we are all in person, got an email at [email protected], and created new email addresses ([email protected], [email protected] and [email protected]), new segment - Kimball's Happy Time, Hyrum's new "porn", more Tiger King updates, Hyrum's new game - Crinkle Socks, a little Limp Bizkit, kittens at the zoo, Jeremy's new game - being "Faced", TikTok Street Smarts, more grandpa stories, Hyrum will be going back to New York after the summer, an odd discussion of the Smith's, Hyrum's Woke, prostitute Nazi gold, Jeremy made a Haiku, drunk gamblers in Las Vegas, Grandpa will be working a movie in Nauvoo for most of June, the unmade sequel to "Footloose", discussing Josh Dugger, Jeremy is the human version of Droopy Dog, Hyrum thinks Kimball needs counseling, is today the day?, talked about Bill Gates, the doctor who delivered Jeremy was most likely murdered, Hyrum died at his birth, Hyrum watches "Deadly Women", Crinkle Domino's

Episode 75 - Kimball has the intro. Update - Hyrum moved away. Jeremy's hair really bugs Hyrum. Jeremy used to have skinhead hair. Hyrum has gotten tired of Ricky Gervais (misses Karl Pilkington - Kimball is our Karl Pilkington). Hyrum abuses another student. Hyrum watches '1000 Pound Sisters'. Kimball reviews the countries listening to our podcast. Why is someone from Iran listening)? Spencer is beating us all on weight loss. Jeremy brings in the Austrian crowd. Hyrum resonates with the Mongolians. Hyrum wants to get our podcast into North Korea. Hyrum reviewing his trip to Disneyland on Gay Days. Jeremy's gay clients instantly assume he's gay. Gender reveal parties are only fun when someone dies. Can't get Corna from queefs. Hyrum was hoping for more bestiality stories. One of the Crumb brothers does an exorcism (with a Crumb Shuffle). More aggressive Haiku's. Disney has started "Star Wars: Rogue Squadron". Hyrum wants to know how Darth Vader craps and masturbates. What kind of craps did Jabba give? What kind of space porn did they have? All dictators are super gross, and make the woman have sex with them. Can Jedi's turn a light saber into a flesh light? Hyrum wants to see Ewoks eat human flesh. He's been watching a lot of horror films lately. What would the Thailand version of Coruscant look like? Hyrum wrote a byline about Mussolini and Hitler being gay lovers. Hollywood (and huge conglomerates) are killing creativity in movies and TV. SNL was funniest when they were in the most danger of killing the show. We really shouldn't do podcasts this late at night (for Hyrum).

Episode 74 - The Return: The Kite Festival, Hyrum's incredibly aggressive haiku, Jeremy's new haircut, Kimball has roller coaster PTSD, Florida: the gift that keeps on giving, Jeremy's starting to do open mics again, Hyrum verbally abuses his students, Jeremy has a gun, Hyrum is going into counselling, Hyrum streams on twitch, Kimball is starting to stream on YouTube, Taylor's car, The Brothers Crum, Hyrum's student's screwed up home life, one of his students parents is a taxidermist, Swamp Boogers, Go back far enough and we're all related to rapists, a discussion of the Tiger King (and Trump's other pardons), and Hyrum ran into Tom Cruise when Hyrum was 5

Episode 73: Remembrances of Spencer