Welcome to a very timey wimey episode where we take the entire long history of the Doctor Who franchise and do to it what Jack Harkness only wishes he could. We gathered up 21 characters from a wide spread of old and new Who and sat down in our best fezes and converse to rank the fuckability of all that time and space had to offer in our attempt to find the median of fuckability in the Doctor Who universe.

Thankfully, our companions were up to the task. Jaime Smith, Sharon Schneiderman, Kris Newton, and MeganBob tackled the important questions like how likely are you to end up buried alive? Is a Scottish accent enough? Just what kind of cute faces will some of these characters make? And how romantic can one fuck be before MeganBob has to hide under the bed?

Pick your favorite room on the T.A.R.D.I.S and settle in for all of the scarf-tangled fucking you can possibly stand. And yes, this is a big episode, but we promise you, it's going to feel MUCH bigger on the inside. By the way, we have a Patreon! You can support the show and get access to all the behind-the-scenes hilarity and other cool perks!

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