Hard Choices

Fabulous secrets were revealed to me the day I downloaded Hard Choices and pressed play! It uncovered the zenith, median, and nadir of fuckability in the He-Man and the Masters of the Universe franchise, but wait, it also comes with cool accessories like our hosts! Join Kris Newton, Dan Mulkerin, Annie Craton, and MeganBob as they rank their way through 21 of the most toyetic folks we have ever tried to imagine getting naked with. Dan wrestles with the truth that sometimes appealing people fuck real good, Annie waxes poetic about a treasure trail of spikes, Kris is jealous of Skeletor, and MeganBob has a special request for King Hiss. It's an episode guaranteed to make you think a little differently about your childhood action figures and also guaranteed to probably earn us Skeletor's eternal enmity, but that was already a given! Sure, maybe the movie was a bust, but this podcast can satisfy you in ways that Mattel never could. Just hit play and find out.

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Take a ride with Hard Choices to a galaxy far, far away as we revisit the Star Wars films from the 70's through the most recent installments in the Skywalker Saga. Join Annie Craton, Dan Mulkerin, James D'Amato, and MeganBob as they discover just how Force sensitive they are when it comes to fucking their way through the likes of Yoda, Luke, Leia, Darth Vader, and more! Is Sheev Palpatine going to fuck you himself or does he have a guy for that? Is Jar Jar Binks a secret dark horse? Is Obi-Wan Kenobi the saddest peepums there is? All these questions and more will be addressed in an episode that will definitely leave you feeling differently about the media franchise that has shaped pop culture maybe more than any other.

So, pour yourself a tall glass of blue milk, hit download, and enjoy something that Disney and George Lucas would definitely be upset about if they ever found out! Hard Choices on Patreon Instagram: hardchoicespod Twitter: @hardchoicespod Bluesky: @hardchoicespodcast.bsky.social Producer: Nue @nuegameplus.bsky.social

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What's it look like when a Yordle has sex? Not everyone is brave enough to ask those sorts of questions, but we here at Hard Choices fear nothing, not even getting a little addicted to humming "Enemy" over and over. Look, the opening credits to this show are compelling and we will make not apologies for our feelings on the matter. Nor will we apologize for all of our takes on the fuckability of these characters who are all wildly different flavors of sad! Join hosts Dan Mulkerin, Claire Vannette, MeganBob, and making her Hard Choices debut, Anna Emmaline, as they riot through Zaun and Piltover, ranking characters with such scrupulous scientific accuracy that they make Viktor and Jayce look like amateurs. Who could possibly be the zenith, median, and nadir of fuckability in a world that has everything from sexy (and unsexy) drug lords to cosmically powerful scientists to pit fighters to political powerhouses to brutal warriors? We'll do math until we know for certain! Will Dan no-scope Bob's number one? Will Claire read us a fanfic about her Arcane fave? Will anyone correctly guess how big Ambessa Medarda's strap-on is? This episode is full of surprises, so grab your favorite drink at The Last Drop, put in your airpods, and prepare for two hours of filthy, filthy joy!

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Hard Choices will do a lot to get laid, even go straight to Hell (let's be honest, we've been to Hell with a few of these episodes already). That's right, we've been dragged into the cartoon musical wonderland of Hazbin Hotel and we're determined to sign our souls away in our quest to find the zenith, median, and nadir of fuckability.

Join MeganBob, Dan, Kit, and superfan Eros as they wade through one of the thirstiest settings we've ever covered. We deal with deadbeat dads, dangerous deals, and delicious demons we'd love to have corner us in a dark alley. Don't think Heaven is getting out of this without rolling around in the sheets with us, either. Our thorough exploration asks us to consider if some Poison is worth drinking, if we're Out for Love, and what we want More Than Anything. So hit download, pour a drink (leave the bottle) and prepare to taste the best and worst that Heaven and Hell have to offer up. You'll laugh, you'll cringe, and you'll get hot under the collar, that's the Hard Choices Guarantee!

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Hey folks! I've got some announcements so you know what's up for the next few months and this summer.

• Hard Choices is going on hiatus until May 2026

• Go to the Hard Choices Patreon and sign up for LOTS of bonus content that will continue to come out over the hiatus!

• I'm going to be at GenCon 2026! (July 30th-August 2nd)

• If you want to get in on some livestreams and some new sets coming out in the next few months, go to OnlyFans!

When Sir Terry Pratchett put pen to paper and first began to shape what would become Discworld, he could not have known that down the line, some little gang of weirdos on the internet would spend almost three hours getting scientifically horny about it. But with a world as rich, multi-layered, and full of larger than life characters as Discworld, it was, perhaps, inevitable.

Join our coven of podcasters as they plow through 21 of the Disc's most notable characters to find the zenith, median, and nadir of fuckability in a spree that would make Nanny Ogg proud. You'll get to hear Dan take on the role of 'episode outlier', experience Annie Craton's passion for a certain cat turned man, delight as James D'Amato asks probing questions about just how being into feet works, and listen to MeganBob opine on what exactly Troll cum tastes like. So pull up a chair, get yourself a drink, and strap in for a ride that we're not sure even Rincewind could survive! Hard Choices on Patreon Instagram: hardchoicespod Twitter: @hardchoicespod Bluesky: @hardchoicespodcast.bsky.social MeganBob's OnlyFans: onlyfans.com/meganbob

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We're escaping the swamp and coming to you live and full of intoxicating libations because it's Bad Choices! Bad Choices is our drunk liveshow that we broadcast on Crowdcast approximately 2-3 times a year and this time we dove headfirst into one of DreamWorks' most inexplicably beloved franchises, Shrek, to get nasty with Donkey, Gingy, and the rest of the gang! Join James D'Amato, Kit, Maq, and MeganBob as they drink deep and get to grips with what Humpty Dumpty cums, who you find at a gay bathhouse, and a surprise Big Feels that still has us reeling months later. After that, we take viewer questions and then read a fanfic that you, the brave and foolhardy patrons voted for! Grab a drink, settle in, and enjoy(?) a journey to the land of Far Far Away that no amount of alcohol could prepare you for!

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Aye-yi-yi-yi-yi! Turn your TV back to 1993 and settle in for a Hard Choices episode of hard-hitting, backflipping, wildly gesticulating action. That's right, it's time to power up by fucking our way through 21 of the most memorably vile villains that questionable English localization can offer! Join our hosts James D'Amato, Jake Mason, Claire Mulkerin, and MeganBob as they suit up to face the meanest aliens, mightiest wizards, and rubberiest robots the mad geniuses at Saban have to offer! James gets involved with couples in messy ongoing divorces, Claire is spoiled for choice when it comes to mean goth ladies, Jake is undaunted by Rita Repulsa's unique voice, and MeganBob reveals the secret to wrecking an incel. So suit up in your monochromatic outift of choice, hit download, and enjoy an episode guaranteed to make YOUR monster grow!

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At last! We have you in our clutches, restrained and unable to do anything but sit back and listen to our objectively correct* takes on some of the most fuckable villains that comic books have to offer! You will join Dan Mulkerin, Claire Mulkerin, JoJo Seames, and MeganBob as they deliver diabolical monologues guaranteed to set both heart and loins aflame. They tangle with the likes of Lex Luthor and Doctor Doom along with some villains who you might not expect like Batroc the Leaper and Orca the Whale Woman. Truly, we are nothing if not fair in our villain fuckery! This episode also takes you backstage to the green room where your four fiendish hosts debrief about the things they said and some of the things they wish they'd said in this most evil of episodes. Whether you're a fan of Marvel, DC, or indie comics, this episode will take you to the very limits of felonious fuckability, so download, press play and enjoy! Patreon: patreon.com/c/hardchoices Instagram: hardchoicespod Twitter: @hardchoicespod Bluesky: @hardchoicespodcast.bsky.social MeganBob's OnlyFans: onlyfans.com/meganbob

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Double-check your Item Level and apply your favorite glamours, because this month we're logging into the weird, wild, and frequently patched world of Final Fantasy XIV! Dan, Kit, and Meganbob group up with Jef from System Mastery to take a spin on the BOOTY Roulette. Which character will prove to be the Zenith, which the Nadir, and how many are just straight up unpronounceable? What ancient Allagan sex tricks does Urianger have up his sleeve? Does Zenos even know what sex is? Is Nidhogg too toxic of a dragon for even Meganbob's boner to handle? Use the /listen emote to find out!

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