Hard Choices

Join us for the Bad Choices - Nick at Nite Couples livestream on Saturday, November 23rd at 5pm Pacific! Kris Newton and I go over our cocktail options for a very mid-century American vibe, and give some recommendations to get you ready for a night of debauchery and fun! Any patrons of Hard Choices can join in this delicious night of excess! Register HERE!

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Hard Choices returns once more to stalk the night in search of boners. This time, it's every fuckable fuck-up in the world of What We Do in the Shadows. That's right! You get vampires, werewolves, a zombie, a milf, it's everything you could possibly want, plus a bunch of fun vampire accents!

Join the Hard Choices clan of Kris Newton, Dan, Kit, and MeganBob as they knock coffins with the Manhattan clan of the tv show and the original New Zealand clan of the movie. Hear Dan damn Sean Rinaldi with the faintest of praise. Listen to Kris opine on the evergreen nature of the Hitachi Magic Wand. Hear Bob try to wriggle their way into a fuck with Colin Robinson. Listen to Kit show everyone how you really assert dominance over a werewolf. Grab your favorite glass of red liquid, light the candelabras, put on all the lace and velvet and you own, and press play for spooky season listen guaranteed to be sweeter (and saltier) than any music the children of the night could cook up.

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Bad Choices - Nick at Nite Couples is taking every single familiar face from mid-century American television and we're gonna get filthy with them. Saturday, November 23rd, at 5pm Pacific is when it kicks off, and you can go! All you have to do is be a patron of Hard Choices at any level. That's right, for a mere $1.69 you can get stuffed on the backlog of bonus content, as well as joining James D'Amaton, Kris Newton, Marissa, and MeganBob for the Bad Choices -Nick at Nite Couples livestream that is guaranteed to make for an unforgettable night! 

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Hard Choices has a Hadouken of horniness for you with this thorough breakdown of the fuckability of 21 Street Fighter characters. Listen to our hosts take on the strongest woman in the world, and their conclusion that maybe handsome fighters lose some battles. Whether you're here to feel the caress of a Dragon Punch, a Sonic Boom, or a Hundred-Hand Slap, our hosts are going to make sure you don't miss a single stroke.  Join Kris Newton, Dan Mulkerin, Kam Servo, and MeganBob as they work through some of those special feelings that Raul Julia and Kylie Minogue inspired, and that's just for starters. Maybe not everyone is suited to fucking their way through all 21 of the top Street Fighter characters available to be had (and had again), but for these four, it was a Tuesday. 

Publicly available for the first time ever, You can listen to Kris and Bob's meet cute-r, as they bond over Street Fighter friend-shipping! Street Friender And be sure to get in on the fun for November with Bad Choices Nick at Nite Couples. It's going to be a drunkenly debauched livestream guaranteed to make you feel filthy, as only black and white can! Join Patreon.com/hardchoices for as low as $1.69 to secure your ticket for Saturday, November 23rd at 5pm Pacific. 

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I think we all knew that this was a very long time coming, but the day is finally here! Yes, you can see that which has, up until now, only been hinted at by the Hard Choices podcast. Everything you need to engage at your comfort level is listed below.  MeganBob's free to subscribe OnlyFans Paid post with 26 B&W images, podcast, and video extras The Hard Choices patreon Sexy by LaFaena is licensed under a Attribution 4.0 International License.

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In a world that hates and fears them, only four people are brave enough to stand up in public on the internet and rank the fuckability of 21 of Marvel comics most fuckable team, the X-Men. Chris Sims, Dan, Kam Servo, and MeganBob enter the bedroom with characters ranging from Cyclops to Emma Frost to Magneto to Storm, and come out the other side with definitive rankings that you, the internet public, are just going to have to live with. No, it's not about what they look like. It's about what they bone down like, and oh my goodness do they bone down! The X-Mansion rings out with cries of pleasure, and, let's be honest, more than a little bafflement (just what can't magnets do?) and we're here to deliver all the juiciest details to you. Learn all about why Storm is the answer to everyone's prayers, why we're hot (or not) for blue fur, and why Chris Sims is both gifted and cursed with knowing the true number one fuck on any given list of characters. Hey bub, subscribe, tune in, and discover why we should really just call them the XXX-Men.

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Our thirst for Nicolas Cage cannot be quenched after just a single episode about his many starring roles. Hell, I don't know if our thirst for Cage is quenched after a second episode either, but for now, you have a fresh 2+ hours of Miles, Dan, Kit, Claire, and MeganBob peering into the dark heart of Cagemas and trying to figure out how these characters bone down. Join us as we tackle Ben Gates from National Treasure, Castor Troy from Face/Off, Cameron Poe from Con Air, and so many more strange Cages. Feelings of all kinds are had, gasps are heard, grievances are aired, and through it all, there is Nicolas Cage. Do we reach the throbbing heart of horniness? Well, we certainly reach the throbbing heart of something. Maybe the dark mysteries within our very souls?? You'll have to open this Pandora's box of an episode to find out!

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This here is the horniest podcast in the 'verse. We rounded up a crew of space cowboys worthy of riding into the world of Firefly, ready to get down with anyone worth having. Join Kam, Miles Schneiderman, Rio, and MeganBob, as they take off into the black, and rank the fuckability of the Serenity crew and most everyone else you remember slinging guns in Old West Space China. These four will find the Median, Zenith, and Nadir of fuckability, but along they way they'll find out a whole lot more, mostly about just what makes everyone say "I'll be in my bunk." Strap into your seat, as they prove that you can't take the sky from Hard Choices.

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If you've got a burning desire for enormous winged reptiles, then do we have the episode for you! In this, perhaps the most monsterfuckiest episode of Hard Choices to date, we take a look at 21 of the hottest, sexiest dragons from across media of all kinds! Well... "sexiest" may be stretching it in some cases. But hey, when you've got as much dragon boning to get through as we do, stretching is pretty much inevitable. Join Annie, Dan, Kit, and Meganbob as we bone our way across the many accumulated hordes of wealth that fantasy fiction can offer us, grappling with multiple heads, dangerously hot bodily fluids, and random googly eyes along the way! Hard Choices on Patreon Instagram: hardchoicespod TikTok: @hardchoicespod Tumblr: hardchoicespod Twitter: @hardchoicespod Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!):   https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/funk-me  License code: PY3X4XBA59ZDUAVZ https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/funky-junk  License code: KIXMIV9S2VDVUHLW   https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/the-gentleman  License code: UWXG3BXPCASTYIHY   https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/lets-get-it  License code: MGTNINNDEXYJBAZQ   https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/high-life  License code: GE9B1XIV9R1VKMML   https://uppbeat.io/t/doug-organ/boogie-time  License code: QOVELAYOE1SDZQ4Y   https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/the-brighton-bop  License code: VWDJ4C60GOAIPACW   https://uppbeat.io/t/jonny-boyle/jazzed  License code: AVN7XPXUBHDBHFAM   https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/wake-me-up  License code: SPHCZLRSPZNRUK7R   https://uppbeat.io/t/walz/redcar-jazz  License code: A0MVEEBKYDDJ0EQY https://uppbeat.io/t/sonda/rock-it  License code: QFNICKIQJYO3DCZO

Bad Choices is coming for you on Saturday, April 20th at 5PM PT and it's coming hard! As a result of all the Bad Choices hullabaloo, among other things, MeganBob couldn't pull together an episode for April in time, but this is two gems from the Patreon feed featuring Bad Choices co-hosts Annie Craton and Dan Mulkerin.  Click HERE to register for Bad Choices so you don't miss one second of the action! Believe me, you'll be glad you did. Can you afford to miss James D'Amato doing a Zorak impression after a few drinks? Can you afford to miss any of us moaning about Jabberjaw or how much we want Yogi Bear to rifle through our pic-a-nic baskets? I feel like the answer is a resounding no.  Patrons at the $4.20+ get to join in the Bad Choices fun on 4/20! Patrons at all levels get access to the replay and to the podcast version of this unholy event. All patrons are going to be issued a Sex Bingo card to play along during Bad Choices and see if they win a prize! The prize has yet to be determined and may be something highly cursed, highly sexy, or just plain weird. It depends on how drunk we are by the end of the show, really. 

Desperate to know who we're talking about on Saturday, April 20th? 

1. Dastardly and Muttley in Their Flying Machines: Dick Dastardly and Muttley

2. The Flintsones: Barney Rubble

3. The Flintstones: Betty Rubble

4. The Jetsons: Rosie

5. Wacky Races: Penelope Pitstop 

6. Space Ghost: Zorak

7. Captain Planet: Doctor Blight

8. The Yogi Bear Show: Yogi Bear

9. The Huckleberry Hound Show: Huckleberry Hound

10. Jabberjaw: Jabberjaw 

11. Casper and the Angels: Space Officer Maxi

12. Hong Kong Phooey: Hong Kong Phooey

13. The Powerpuff Girls: Ms. Bellum

14. Moby Dick and the Mighty Mightor: Serpent Queen

15. Inch High, Private Eye: Inch High

Things are going to get buckwild, folks. Strap in. 

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